BANNED!

[gran rey de los mono]

Charles Scholz is banned for not saying "nyet".

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

gran rey de los mono is banned for showing up here too much. Go play outside.

[Signore di Fortuna]

IHIYC is banned for not washing the blood off his face.

[Madclaw]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for bringing up IHIYC's skin condition. You know he's sensitive about it!

[DJ-Bogie]

Madclaw is banned for hiding his skin condition under all that hair.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for trying to spread pinkeye through the thread.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

gran rey de los mono is banned for hiding something...well, everything.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for getting me confused with him. I'm not hiding, I'm choosing not to be seen. There is a subtle yet important difference between hiding and choosing not to be seen.

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for his Anthropophobia.

[Midnight_Angel]

Charles Scholz is banned for being the reason behind gran's Anthropophobia.

[Abed Nadir]

Dr. Midnight_Angel is banned for misattributing gran's condition, and Dr. Scholz is banned for misdiagnosing gran.

gran does not have anthropophobia.

gran, patient #3263827 wrote:

I'm not hiding, I'm choosing not to be seen.

gran is simply practicing his video lessons on How Not to Be Seen.

And as for, I'm Hiding In Your Closet, he is banned for pretending to be... a larch.

[Sir NotAppearingInThisFilm]

Abed Nadir is banned for thinking an argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

[DJ-Bogie]

Sir NotAppearingInThisFilm is banned for trying to apply logic to this Forum, are you NUTS?

[Signore di Fortuna]

DJ-Bogie is banned for suggesting that Sir NotAppearingInThisFilm is a can of Planter's.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for looking at me like that.

[Deidre Tiriel]

gran rey de los mono is banned for making fun of a guy with strabismus

[gran rey de los mono]

Deidre Tiriel is banned for linking.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for not knowing what Strabismus is.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for bragging about his knowledge of eye-related medical terminology.

[khazan]

Have yourself a merry little Strabismus, i always say...

gran rey de los manos is banned for STILL not having an avatar.

[DJ-Bogie]

Khazan is banned for naming himself after a meat packing factory in Kuwait.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for commenting on khazan's meat packing.

[khazan]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

DJ-Bogie is banned for commenting on khazan's meat packing.

Hey now! Lol

gran is banned for making me do a spit take with my coffee

[gran rey de los mono]

khazan is banned for spitting. You're supposed to swallow coffee.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gran is banned for pretty blatant innuendo.

[khazan]

Signore is banned for calling the blatant innuendo 'pretty'. It's marginally attractive at best, maybe...

[gran rey de los mono]

khazan is banned for pointing out the barely attractive. That's not cool man.
Also, Signore di Fortuna is banned because sometimes you have to be blunt to get your point across. Plus I was too busy to try and come up with something clever and subtle.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for failing to be subtle.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for trying to force me to be subtle. Can't you see how obvious I am?

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gran is banned for impersonating a military officer, the renowned Captain Obvious, and for trying to make off with the USS Well Duh.

[DJ-Bogie]

Signore is banned for not supporting our men & women in uniform.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for not specifying which men and women in uniform. You could be referring to athletes, as they were uniforms. This would therefore make you an athletic supporter, which gets you banned a second time.

[Madclaw]

gran rey de los mono is banned for not using proper capitalization.

[gran rey de los mono]

Madclaw is banned for trying to get me to be "proper".

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gran is banned for being a hill-born savage.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signore di Fortuna is banned because I am a backwoods redneck, not a hillbilly.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for claiming to be a Redneck without ever once saying Ya'all.

[Signore di Fortuna]

DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing the difference between y'all, y'all and y'all.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned because I actually say y'all quite a bit. I don't type it however.

And Signore di Fortuna is banned for ninja'ing without a license.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Gran is banned for not checking the license prior to posting.

[Madclaw]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for being overly melancholy with user names.

[Captain Spalding]

Madclaw is banned for being too angry.

[Gruumash .]

Captain Spalding is banned for her father figure fetish.

[Captain Spalding]

Gruumash is banned for calling herself my father.

[Gruumash .]

Captain Spalding is banned for not admiting to the "truth"
Captain Spalding I am your father.

[Cosmo3PO]

Gruumash is banned for making Captain Spalding yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Poog]

Cosmo3po is banned for making me laugh.

[gran rey de los mono]

Poog is banned for being a toadstool.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

gran rey de los mono is banned for misidentifying his mushrooms.

[gran rey de los mono]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned because Poog is clearly a toadstool. Look, he has a frog on his head.