Geistlinger is banned for inappropriately mixing German and English.

Black Powder Chocobo is banned for his fear of mixologists.

Gruumash is banned for once again I am at the top of the page while he is at the bottom.

Currently
hats
are
really
lovely
especially
since

Snakes
choose
hats
over
legs.
zounds!

in
secrecy,

badgers
actually
never
need
earth
driving

Matt, Garnished Game Designer is banned for hiding his ban.

gran rey de los mono is banned for being unphotogenic.

DJEternalDarkness is banned because I am photophobic, not unphotogenic. Also, I don't have a camera.

Gran is banned for being in the witless protection program and cannot be photographed. But I am sorry that light hurts your eyes.

DJ-Bogie is banned for outing my participation in the witless protection program. I have always been of the opinion that the witless need protection.

gran rey de los mono is banned for having no love of creative inspiration and absurd poetry

Matt, Garnished Game Designer is banned because it's been too long since someone was banned.

DJEternalDarkness is banned for looking to the left.

gran is banned for not looking at all.

Charles Scholz is banned for doing anything for love, but he won't do that.

I am banned for putting that f#!+ing song in my head!!!!!!!!!

You are banned not only for doing that to yourself but the rest of us.

Gruumash . is banned for not casting Protection From Ear Worms.

Geistlinger in banned for not casting mass protection from ear worms

Chrales Scholz is banned because ... I said so.

"The Golden God" is banned for being in parantheses.

Matt is banned for banning his mother.

Charles Scholz is banned for banning Matt from banning his mother.

Let him ban his mom if he wants to! :P

godsDMit is banned for being not left.

Charles is banned for being left behind.

DJ-Bogie is banned for talking about Charles' behind.

Zylphryx is banned for thinking about talking about Charles' behind. Wrong end squidface.

DJEternal is banned for letting zylphryx in on the secret of where are brains really are in our head not our behind.

Gruumash is banned for making me take dummy pill to lower my IQ in order to read his post.

Charles Scholz is banned because we all know your IQ has been lowered by watching Jackass films and taking too many bad potions.

There is no IQ lowering pill...BUT there is a pill that can get you back on track:

Smart pill.

@stroVal is banned for pushing.

Charles is banned for advocating Pulling.

DJ-Bogie is banned for continuing talk of dynamic forces. Just sit down and stop moving will ya?

Matt, Garnished Game Designer is banned because Bogie can't stop moving. He just keeps rolling around.

Oh, gran rey de los mono, you're...

"Banned in the thread where you post
Now face Nirvana
Think about replying
Wonder why you haven't before
You're banned on the site where you read
Now face Axis
Think about the way to ban me
Wonder why you haven't before"

Holy Orphaned Slaadling Trust is banned because I am confused. ;)

zylphryx is banned for being confused. You obviously need to eat more brains.

Gran you are banned for trying to make it harder for Zylphryx to stick with his diet.
One Frontal Lobe Shake for breakfast, another for lunch and a sensible Grey Matter Steak for dinner.

DJ-Bogie is banned for being the Richard Simmons of disembodied eyeballs.

Another Dang Hippeh is banned for confusion. DJ-Bogie is obviously the Disembodied Eyeball of Richard Simmons.

Both of you Hippies are banned for getting it wrong, I am not in any way affiliated with Richard Simmons. There may be some truth to the rumor that I am Big Brother watching you. Nod if you noticed your VidCam blink just now.

DJ-Bogie is banned for propagating needless surveillance.

Midnight_Angel is banned for making surveillance necessary.

Monkey King is banned for assisting DJ Bogie in his placement of the said cameras and making this a police state.

Gruumash is banned for running from the police.

Captain Spalding is banned because de-do-do-do de-da-da-da is all I have to say to you.

zylphryx is banned for admiring me just for my brains.

Captain Spalding is banned for exhibiting cerebral narcism.

Angel is banned for not realising that just because it is narcisism, doesn't make it not true.

Captain Spalding is banned for missing the boat.

DJED is banned for distracting her while it was leaving.

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