BANNED!

[Gruumash .]

DJ-Bogie is banned for being so informal with zylphryx you should call him an illithid a mind flayer is so crude and really almost a racial slur.

[Kavren Stark]

Gruumash . is banned for advocating politeness to brain-eating aberrations, and the entire previous page is banned for including no posts from Kelsey or any of her sock-puppets.

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Kavren Stark is banned for preaching Otherness against brain-eaters. And I think Zylphryx prefers the more racially-sensitive term, "Facehugger"... doesn't that sound more friendly? He just wants to hug your face. :)

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

The Zombie is banned for saving against my Control Undead spell.

[Charles Scholz]

Kelsey MacAilbert is banned because this is my first ban coming back from Christmas Vacation.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

Scholz is banned for selling me faulty wares. Last time I buy from extraplanar merchants.

[Carl Cascone]

Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:

Scholz is banned for selling me faulty wares. Last time I buy from extraplanar merchants.

Kelsey is banned for trusting extraplanar merchants could sell quality lingerie.

[Nightskies]

Carl is banned for spying on Kelsey doing lingerie purchasing. Without me.

[Masika]

Walter the farting dog - Banned from the Beach!

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

Masika is banned for randomness.

[DJ-Bogie]

Kelsey and her alien lingerie are banned because what could be more random than that.

[Captain Merelith]

DJ-Bogie is banned because I need to break in my new alias. Only 5 more until I hit 50!

[Locke1520]

Captain Merelith is banned for missing 50 aliases by 5.

[Darksmokepuncher]

Locke1520 is banned. Why? That information is privileged.

[DJ-Bogie]

DSP is banned for keeping secrets.

[Captain Merelith]

DJ-Bogie is banned for questioning the government.

[Nightskies]

Captain Merelith is banned for betraying the rebels.

[Captain Merelith]

Nightskies is banned for not noticing my Lawful Evil alignment. What did you expect?

[Schism]

Captain Merelith is banned for being lawful.

[Darksmokepuncher]

Schism is banned because "schism" feels gross to say.

[Schism]

Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism Schism

I love my name. It ROCKS!

BTY - You are banned for being a meany. :(

[Gruumash .]

Schism is banned for being so sensitive in this iteration of her personalities.

[Grarnold Smurfenegger]

Gruumash is banned for using "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"'s plastic surgeon.

[Geistlinger]

Grarnold Smurfenegger is banned for not using Voldy's proper name.

Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.

[Gruumash .]

Geistlinger is banned for being turned into one of those blue things.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

Grummash is banned for losing an eye to an elf.

[Jamir the Eternally Sloshed]

Kelsey is banned simply because I can.

BAN HAMMER! BAN HAMMER! BAN HAMMER!

[Lady Pood Pood]

Jamir is banned because this is not Hammertime.

[Gruumash .]

Jamir is banned for not being able to hold his liquoir

[Gruumash .]

Lady is banned for being a ninja dog. I hate ninjas

[Captain Merelith]

Gruumash is banned for racism.

[Huginn]

In Soviet Golarion, thread bans you (Captain Merelith)!

[Geistlinger]

Huginn is banned for being a Red Blackbird.

[DJ-Bogie]

Geistlinger is banned because 5 out of the 7 voices in my head told me to.

[zylphryx]

DJ-Bogie is banned for ignoring the good advice of his other two voices. Listen to the brain larv ... inner voice.

[Charles Scholz]

zylphryx is banned for procreation.

[Nightskies]

Charles is banned for discriminating the illithid- he has as much right to reproduce as a planar merchant!

[Jamir the Eternally Sloshed]

Gruumash . wrote:

Jamir is banned for not being able to hold his liquoir

Gruumash is banned for not *hic* being able to type liquor.

;) Beshides, I'm a cleric of Cayden... *hic*

[Darksmokepuncher]

Jamir the Eternally Sloshed is banned for not following the rules and banning his own banner despite him not being the most recent banner.

[Geistlinger]

Darksmokepuncher is banned for implying Jamir the Eternally Sloshed is sober enough to understand the rules.

[Belphegor]

Geistlinger is banned for thinking there are rules.

[Nightskies]

For attempting to spread misunderstanding. The banhammer strikes Belphegor.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

Nightskies is banned for using a hammer. So crude.

[Geistlinger]

Kelsey is banned for not realizing there is a proper tool for every job.

[Carl Cascone]

Geistlinger wrote:

Kelsey is banned for not realizing there is a proper tool for every job.

geistlinger is banned for teaching Kelsey about tools.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

Cascone is banned because I had very, very naughty thoughts after reading that statement.

[Carl Cascone]

Kelsey is banned for being vague and causing naughty thoughts!!!

[GoldenOpal]

Anyone who thinks mohawks on helmets is acceptable… BANNED!

Anyone who’s helmethawk seconds as some freaky combover-scarf-thing… Unbanned, then REBANNED!

[Nightskies]

GoldenOpal is banned for breaking the rules he's unaware of. This is the banning thread, not the rebanning thread!

[Captain Merelith]

Nightskies is banned for caring.