BANNED!

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx is banned because I don't like squid.

[Hama]

gran rey de los mono is banned for mistaking a mind flayer for squid...

[zylphryx]

Hama is banned for standing up for the mind flayer ... wait a sec ...

[gran rey de los mono]

Hama wrote:

gran rey de los mono is banned for mistaking a mind flayer for squid...

He looks like a squid.

zylphryx is banned for banning the person defending him.

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono is banned for standing up for the mind flayer ... hold on, that's not right either ...

[I M Weasel]

I M Weasel bans zylphryx for cunfusing me.

[DJ-Bogie]

I M Weasel is banned for succumbing to the ithillid Mind Blast.
That's how it works you know, there is no psi power, they just say nonsense over and over until you are so confused you are easy prey.

[gran rey de los mono]

In that case I muse be an 'ithillid' for basically everything I say is nonsense.

Oh yeah, DJ-Bogie is banned for making me stare at the window of his soul.

[Charles Scholz]

gran rey de los mono is jeleous banned for not having a soul.
Proven by his lack of an avatar

[gran rey de los mono]

Charles Scholz is banned for not realizing that I have an avatar, its just invisible.

[DJ-Bogie]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Charles Scholz is banned for not realizing that I have an avatar, its just invisible.

gran rey de los mono is banned for thinking he has an invisible avatar and that he is king of the monkeys.

[gran rey de los mono]

Ha Ha! Jokes on you, DJ-Bogie. I don't "think" I have an invisible avatar, I BELIEVE it.

Therefore DJ-Bogie is banned for doubting me.

[DJ-Bogie]

Doesn't matter how much you are a BELIEVER, Mickey Dolenz is king of the Monkeys!

[gran rey de los mono]

Incorrect. Louis is king of the monkeys. He even has a crown. Just ask Kipling.

You are banned for not knowing this.

[Nodnarb]

gran rey de los mono is BANNED for posting WAY TOO MUCH in this thread.

[Lipto the Shiv]

Nodnarb is BANNED for only posting once on this page!

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, Lipto the Shiv is banned for having a type o' knife in his name.

[DJ-Bogie]

YAAR is banned for saying YAAR to much.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, DJ-Bogie is banned for being anti-Pirate.

[DJ-Bogie]

Everyone is anti-pirate except you-who-are-banned and the missing Gruumash.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, DJ-Bogie be re-banned fer not usin' me name.

[gran rey de los mono]

gran rey de los mono is Banned for counting too much.

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for banning himself and not banning YAAR!.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for his banning and actually saying YAAR ... I mena really it does not suit you.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . is banned for being away too long and not realize YAAR! is someone's name.

[zylphryx]

Charles Scholz is banned because whether it is someone's name or not, he still said "YAAR!".

[Swivl]

zylphryx is banned because he said, "YAAR!" and not, "Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

[Gruumash .]

Welcome Swivl here is a nice ban hammer for ya. You are banned for failing to realize Zylphryx is an Illithid not a Cthulhu.

[zylphryx]

Swivl is banned for prank calling the Old Ones.

EDIT: Gruumash . is banned for acting like a ninja.

[DJ-Bogie]

Zylphryx is banned for getting ninja'd by an orc pirate, even one that mistakenly thinks he is a god.

[Swivl]

DJ-Bogie is banned for not using bunches of Visine and creeping me out with his one, always-staring, lidless eye. *shudder*

[Gruumash .]

Swivl is banned with my big hammer for using the visine joke on DJ Bogie, it's already been used like 30 times. Oh and zylphryx is double banned because I am never a ninja I am cooler cause I am a pirate. And yes DJ-Bogie (try and cut down on the pot)

I am a GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A golden orcish one.

[zylphryx]

Gruumash . is banned for going crazy with his ban hammer.

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryz is banned for dissing the ban hammer.

Also, for being a squid.

[DJ-Bogie]

gran rey de los mono is banned for refusing to get an avatar so we can see what he thinks he looks like. On second thought it's probably better that we don't know, But he's still banned for it. Hammer Down!

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for wanting to know what gran rey de los mono thinks he looks like.

[Gruumash .]

Gran rey de los mono is banned for not wanting us to know what he thinks he looks like. Or perhaps not knowing what he looks like?

[gran rey de los mono]

Gruumash is banned for putting a capital letter in my name.

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono is banned because it is Tuesday ... for another 5 minutes ... at least 5 minutes here ... YMMV

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx wrote:

gran rey de los mono is banned because it is Tuesday ... for another 5 minutes ... at least 5 minutes here ... YMMV

zylphryx is banned because I have still have an hour of Tuesday left.

[DJ-Bogie]

gran rey de los mono is banned for not being in the same time zone as squid boy & the all seeing EYE!

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for living in the wrong time zone.

[Gruumash .]

Gran rey de los mono is banned because me with my big ban Hammer say so.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Grummash is banned because I want to be your sledgehammer.

[DJ-Bogie]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Grummash is banned because I want to be your sledgehammer.

Spanky the Sledgehammer is banned because that mental image just creeps me out!

[SunsetPsychosis]

DJ Bogie is banned for not playing my song.

[gran rey de los mono]

SunsetPsychosis is banned for having a song.

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for not having one.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for pretending to have a song. Everyone knows cults who worship nihlist gods don't like music.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . is banned for not realizing ritual chanting is a form of music.