^ is banned for having a name, like who has one nowadays.
Ancient Dragon Master is banned for having the Caret pointing to his own name when he is, in fact, the first person at the top of this page.
Damn, i missed that JTDV is banned for pointing out the obvious
ADM is banned because, when I set upon him in a dark alley and beat him with a pipe for twenty minutes, the force with which he soiled himself was underwhelming to say the least. When I pummel someone near to death, I expect them to have enough gastrointestinal power to make a respectable showing of emptying their bowels in either fear or a show of submission.
GoatToucher is banned for me making me soil myself while reading that post........
Goblinbane is banned for wearing white after Labor Day.
JTD is banned for posting before me
ADM is banned for the same reason: JTD posted before him.
GoatToucher is banned for ruining the much anticipated Adam Ant/Atom Ant photoshoot. That was going to be a great set, GoatToucher! Shame on you!
JTDV is banned for filming this said shoot without consent!
Goblinbane is banned for not killing goblins
Ancient Dragon Master is banned for stealing bases...no, not in baseball, but on military installations!
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IHYIC is banned for being part of my custom autocorrect
ADM is banned for having a simply unnecessary amount of pointy bits on his draconic avatar.
GoatToucher is banned for using his familiar as a toupee.
JTDV is banned for eating little kids.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for being too happy in the morning.
JTDV is banned for not making me a delicious breakfast because he isn't a morning person.
Goblinbane is banned for being Goblinbatman's nemesis.
JTD is banned for being too clever for his own good
Goblinbane is banned for sneezing in the Skittles bowl.
IHIYC is banned for inspiring R. Kelly.
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IHIYC is banned for not knowing that goat toucher is not talking about R. Kelly's music.
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Vidmaster7 is EXCOMMUNICATED for the sole reason of no less than high treason against the Dwarven Church! What's more, he has failed to practice basic beard hygiene-TWO! Vidmaster7 is excommunicated for TWO reasons: High treason, basic hygiene, suspected consumption of intoxicants of a proscribed nature-THREE! Three reasons....
SOS is banned because Scotland is already dark enough without -more- shadows, thanks.
GoatToucher is banned for creating a widespread PTSD outbreak in the goat community.
GoblinBane works as a massage therapist at the old folks' home in order to "pick up chicks."
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for camping (tent, Coleman stove, etc.) inside PetSmart.
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JTDV is banned for escaping from PetSmart.
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IHIYC is banned for having stolen my purple pantaloons during a foray in my locked vanity closet.
Quiche Lisp is banned for not liking my pork-chop burritos.
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for using only his middle name on these forums. Did you know that his last name is "Because It's Fun" and that his first name is "Guess What"?
JTDV are his initials. Stand for "Just Too Damned Vanderbildt"
His parents could not agree on a third middle name.
GoatToucher is banned for not banning my brother.
JTD is banned because I wanted to make my first forum post.
Vayman is banned for not making his/her very first post a rant about Paladins (or Rouges <--note the purposeful misspelling!).
JTDV is banned for not getting his dental check done recently in like the last 30 years ewww.
Monica Belluci is banned for wearing replicas of jewelry, at the national jewelry convention.
The Fiend Fantastic is banned for selling old CRT-type computer monitors with burn-in images of chickens mating. Many of us here on the forums bought those screens, and most of us want our money back!
JTDV is banned for trying to out-stare a fellow red-eye.
Belphegor is banned for running a demigod charity called Food of the Gods.
JTCV is banned for being insufficiently Soylent.