IHIYC is banned for implementing the rare double ban without getting permission from every poster on this board.
IHIYC is banned for lighting up a cheroot in Mr. Nosmo King's office.
MD is banned for supplying the flame.
Midgard Serpent is banned for not eating captain america.
The Fiend is banned for forgetting I only eat celestial beings.
Midgard Serpent is banned for being a glutton also because it's really gross when he eats someone and his midsection is all distended. Ick.
Molten Dragon is banned for being too damn hot!
The Inheritor is banned for her stern (but arousing) look of disapproval.
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That's fine, as a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat.
IHIYC is banned for confusing cats without a license.
GoatToucher is banned for giving false information that bats are blind.
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SA is banned until she comes with me so she can be in a world of pure imagination.
Banned for scaring me.
IHIYC is banned for drinking all my good scotch I hid in the closet her was hiding in.
The Plutocat is banned for being from Mars and not actually being a cat, stop confusing people gorram it!
Jeff Harris 982 is banned for holding up the drive through lane. Come on already!!!!
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MD is banned for often making a realistic looking human butter sculpture and dressing it up in business attire. He does this so he can use the carpool lane, and have buttery toast on his way to the office.
JH 982 is banned for believing it's not butter.
Banned because it is international something day.
Banned because it ended up being international not banning day.
Hobbsdadolfin is banned for eating the little mermaid.
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GMB is banned for not understanding the deliciousness of an MLT. (Mermaid, lettuce, and tomato.)
Banned because something smells fishy....
Banned for not sharing the shark sushi.
Shere Khan is banned for being the second cousin once removed of Shaka Khan.
GM_Beernorg is banned for being jealous of not being allowed to Shaka khan she did not feel for you ... at all.
Banned for setting off the smoke detector when you came into the building.
Banned for melting the floor when you walked in. How many times have I told you to cool off before coming in here after your lava bath?
Monica Bellucci is banned for being so delectable, but not willing to be eaten.
Midgard Serpent is banned for getting outside my belly again.
get back in there you rascal.
Banned for letting Midgard Serpent out of your belly.
SunstonePhoenix is banned because he won't stop barking at the mail man.
KH is banned for lazing about on the cat tree all day and not doing your chores.
Banned for counting your coins in your lair all day and not doing your chores.
Banned for disrespecting the sheer epicosity behind the epicness of my epic mythology.
Besides, the jackal is just the form that I take to appear to you puny mortals on this website. The true form of a phoenix is nigh incomprehensible to those who see it.
And yet SP is banned for digging holes in the backyard looking for the tennis ball they buried in the front yard yesterday.
How dare you accuse a god of such a thing!
Banned for being a dog.
Banned for not being a rat.
I like that gimp suit!
Banned for being off your leash.
GoatToucher is banned for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat.
IHIYC is banned, just because.
Schism is banned for trying to paint the turkey green.
MD is banned because he knocked it before he tried it.