Grandpa Wonderbra is banned for remembering a time before there were RPG's and blathers on about "civil war battle simulations" with hand painted mini's bought from a store ten miles away that is up hill both ways, AND he ground his own beetle shells to make red paint.
GM_Beernog and "THE" Poog of Zarondel are both banned for banning GW. We all know he never sleeps at Bingo and he's been retired for a long, long, long time.
GM Boring is banned for ordering all the poor defenseless cats killed because they were thought to be familiars of witches, thus ushering in the black death.
Kat's Eye is banned for using the 100 year old gum wood trim in my house as scratching posts. (alas this is actually true of my real cat, that little son of a...)