The chicken is banned for not liking this song.

Charles Scholz is banned with extreme prejudice for subjecting us to that song.

Gruumash is banned for forgetting how evil I am.

Charles Scholz is banned because it's lunch time. And at lunch time I ban Charles Scholz.

Conman is banned because I just finished supper.

Charles is banned because i'm just starting dinner.

Conman is banned because I'm too sick to eat dinner. Curse you, climate change!

EDDLAP is banned because the only thing on my recent page for the messageboards is for the new mythic playtest and it was almost difficult to get to this forum. I need to blame it on someone... so I choose you, EDDLAP!

Tirq is banned for passing the buck.

I warned you about coming here Scholz. You're banned!!!

I ban Conman now, so I can ignore him later.

Scholz is banned for ignoring me.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned to keep the thread moving.

gran rey de los cornflakes is banned for being the thread's fiber.

TVCoB is banned because I'm hungry.

Tirq is banned because he's full of it.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for checking Tirq's dipstick.

gran rey de los kung fu is banned for calling me a dipstick.

Tirq is banned because Charles Scholz isn't here to be banned instead.

Tirq is banned, just for the heck of it.

Charles is banned for being out of line.

EDDLAP is banned for thinking there must be a line. Everyone generally just mills around.

The Fresh Prince of Belphegor is banned for not docking himself a day's pay for napping on the job.

EDDLAP is banned because no one bans Belphegor. They just miscommunicate is all.

I'm about to drop the banhammer and spread some indiscriminate justice!

Tirq is banned for loitering.

FuelDrop is banned for procrastinating.

Conman is banned for casting the first stone at FuelDrop knowing he is a procrastinator as well.

GG is banned because I just can't wait any longer.

Conman is banned for being premature.

The Chicken is banned, unless he wants to step into my jaws.

Midgard Serpent gets hit with the the banhammer. BANNED, BANNED, BANNED!

And that, my friends, is indiscriminate justice.

FuelDrop is banned for indiscriminate just ice. What's wrong, can't let water or Slush, they're not good enough for you!

Tirq is banned for being punny.

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for being The Vicious Chicken of Bristol.

FuelDrop Ninja is banned for swiping my chicken nuggets.

Conman's banned because those weren't chicken nuggets. Well... they weren't chicken.

Tirq's banned because he's wrong, they were chicken. they're part of the machine I'm building in the last one to post wins thread.

Fuel Drop is banned for his delusions of grandeaur in thinking he will win the last post thread.

The Mad Badger is banned for speaking the truth. We can't have that here !

Quiche Lisp is banned for forgetting the best lie is the truth.

Charles Scholz is banned just because.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for being just.

Gran Rey de los Banned is banned because he asked for it.

Quiche Lisp is banned due to traffic conditions in east Perth. At midnight.

Fuel Drop is banned for his non eastern occidental sounding name : all proper vampire counts must be of wallachian ascendancy.

Quiche Lisp is banned because I don't care what a vampire's name is, so long as it doen't sparkle.

Gran rey de los everything escapes being banned because of his valuable contribution to the anti-vampire-sparkling cause. We must stand united and purge this menace from the lands before getting back to killing each other, in the manner of civilized countries everywhere.

gran rey de los everything is banned because nobody escapes the ban, except for me. (go back and find it, but you're still banned)

Fule drop is banned for pardoning anything other than bad French.

Conman the bardbarian is banned for trying to sell me the Sydney opera house. come on man, selling landmarks is one of the oldest cons in the book.

{licks FuelDrop} Yuck! You are banned for not being sugary or citrusy like your cousin, LemonDrop.