Gruumash is banned for banning a post that doesn't exist and getting ninja'd.

Charles Scholz is still banned cause I said so.

Mad Badger's banned because that's typing, not talking.

Tirq is banned for constantly claiming to be Lawful good yet having chaotic evil hair.

Conman is banned because the hair follows the laws of Gravity, so thus it's Lawful. It also attracts chicks, so thus it's not evil, but good. Your argument is invalid. Double banned.

Tirq is banned for now.

Gran Rey de Los Banned is banned... forever !

I'll be watching, Rey. As soon as you reappear... BAM, you'll be banned !

It's harsh, I know, but the Lady B'an, Bane of the Banned, is a harsh mistress.

Quiche Lisp is banned because I can't understand him due to hs tremendous eggy lisp.

Hahaha ! Failing to undestand is no excuse !

I warned you ! And on top of that you make light of my lisp !

You - are - banned - again !

*Pulls out ban minigun(TM)* Hello everyone, *minigun spins up* it's BANNING time!

FuelDrop is banned for spinning up a banigun and not actually banning anyone.

Gran Rey is banned for trying to be all things to everyone.

That never works, man. Me banning you is sparing you lot of pain.

Quiche is banned for thinking he can stop the pain.

Charles is banned for bringing the pain, the pain train!

EDDLAP is banned for having the audacity to ban me.

Charles Scholz is banned because Audacity is a sound program on the computer.

Tirq is banned for for not looking things up in a dictionary.

au·dac·i·ty   [aw-das-i-tee] Show IPA

noun, plural au·dac·i·ties.
1. boldness or daring, especially with confident or arrogant disregard for personal safety, conventional thought, or other restrictions.

2. effrontery or insolence; shameless boldness: His questioner's audacity shocked the lecturer.

3. Usually, audacities. audacious acts or statements.

Charles is banned for bringing the dictionary into this.

EDDLAP is banned for promoting illiteracy.

Charles is banned becasue EDDLAP isn't promoting illiteracy, he just doesn't like the dictionary after the whole "Take over the world" incident.

Tirq is banned for bringing up the 'take over the world' incident. I only tried that way once!

FuelDrop is banned because you can't use a link of sausages like that!

Tirq is banned because I've got this ban minigun warmed up and I have to use it on something. he's bannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedban nedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbannedbanned bannedbannedbannedbanned!

FuelDrop is banned because just because you fail to take over the world doesn't mean you should then try to take under the world.

gran is banned for encouraging FuelDrop. Everyone knows he is doomed to fail.

Charles Scholz is banned for banning sake.

Quiche is banned for medicinal uses.

I'm using ? You are using, I can tell by looking at your hair.

You're banned, Tirq, because banning you is really fun.

Quiche is banned for... Yeah, I'm out of ideas with Quiche. I'll think of something later. For now, though, you on a forced hiatus.

Tirq is banned for giving up so easily.

Chalres Scholz is banned for trying to combine Tirq and effort in the same sentence.

Conman is banned for using the word 'sentence' in a sentence.

The Viscous Cob is banned for trying to sentence me with a ban.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for failing to serve his sentence.

gran rey de los everything is sentenced to be banned.

Flue Prod is banned for making me sick.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for bringing his illness here.

DJEternalDarkness is banned because we're all sick (and mad) here.

Grdle is banned for being so restricting.

Bacon Gone Wild is banned for being delicious.

Gran Rey de Los Bacon is banned for being a bannable banshee blended with a banjo bouncing banderillero with a blind taste for bacon.

Ho, the tension ! It's too much, I can't bear it ! So, my own self I ba...

Hey, what am I doing here ? I wanted to ba...

Denied again in my self exclusion ! This must end, and there's only one possible way to end this: I ba...

I BA...

... I mean, come on ? Can't I ba...

No. You can't. You're banned.

Tirq is banned for pouting. This is a happy thread.

*chases people around screaming "Look upon my works and despair!"*

Edd Lap is banned for trying to make us despair.

gran rey de los buff is banned for giving us a reason to despair.