The Mad Badger is banned for assuming he knows what the desires, wants, and needs of other are.
MythrilDragon is banned for thinking that Charles is hard to read.
The Vicious Chicken is banned in one gulp for talking like that to a dragon.
Quiche is banned for thinking that a plastic miniature can eat me.
The Vicious Chicken Of Bristol is banned for thinking that a plastic miniature can't eat him.
Harark is banned for eating all the plastic miniatures...including the colossal red dragon.
VC of Bristol is banned for being a tattle tail. Didn't your mother tell you no one likes a snitch.
Burning Straw man is banned for playing with matches. Didn't your mother warn you about that?
Schism is banned for running with scissors. If you fall you could poke your eyes out....sorry
gran rey de los Ban deodorant is banned for having no sense of humor.
Gran is banned for not being understanding
gran is banned for memory loss.
Old Doc is banned for not curing Gran...He needs help man!!
Bogie is banned for accusing me for malpractice.
Old Dirty Doc is banned for not paying his insurance
Mark Hoover is banned for not selling him insurance.
gran rey de los everything is banned for being reptophobic
Gran is banned for using the wrong diagnosis, he's not hydrophillic, look at that head, he's hydrocephallic.
Gran is banned because that's not my foot.
Take this foot out of your mouth, Gran Rey de Los Most Diverse Things: you're banned !
gran rey de los surround sound is banned because that's not my 24 pin connector!
Gran Rey is banned for trying to square things up.
Quiche is banned for shape discrimination. Just because your dome is round like me does not mean that everything else has to be.
Mxyzptlk is banned because karma is wheel, which in three dimensions is a sphere, making the banning of DJ for spherism quite unkarmic.
Kltpzyxm is banned for encouraging trapezoidian theories.
El Dios is banned for banning my little purple tentacled trapezoidal buddy.
Yes, that makes me think of Dr. Zoidberg. You're banned.
Gran rey de Los Alamos is banned for being a radioactive monkey king.
Actually I have both. Zylphryx is banned for outing my Giggity counter, it's supposed to be a secret. Of course I'm not sure it mattered, when I tested Gran it flatlined, no reading at all. Gran's got no Giggity.