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Liberty's Edge

I noticed 3 or 4 bees, assumed there were quite a few more than that.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Sara Marie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Oh yes, and Sara Marie and the PMG are taking over the galaxy.

Galaxy today...

** spoiler omitted **

Dibs on the universes in the multiverse other than our universe.

We're earth 616, right?

Dark Archive

Hey all, just lurking and trying to watch tv to stave off isolation madness. It all reminds me of an old Aleut legend "the outside man". The strong winds are constant in the north, and when alone for long periods of time people fall victim to "the outside man". Found dead frozen to death or of exposure hundreds of yards from their tents and shacks. With the ever constant howling of the wind in the north some hear voices on the wind after awhile even a shadow or silhouette of a person outside at night. This can go on for weeks sometimes months, but eventually people go hunting after the other person who comes to torment them every night and die from the cold weather getting lost out in the dark........


Gary Teter wrote:
Treppa wrote:
See now, THAT's the scary part... ;)
sm and I shall rule the galaxy together.

NOooooooooooooo...that's imPOSSIBLE!


Paul Muad'dib wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Treppa wrote:
See now, THAT's the scary part... ;)
sm and I shall rule the galaxy together. Run while you still can!
Gary is the Kwisatz Haderach!

::Grinds false Muad'dib into spice as it passes::


Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Our car has a bee hive forming in it. We don't know if they made it to the trunk yet or not, but the busted rear tail light has a few combs. Any clue on what we should do?
Have you seen this?

Those poor bees. And they wrecked the honey.

My dad accidentally bbq'd wrens once when he fired up the gas grill without opening the top first. :(

I wouldn't think little birds would work as BBQ. Little birds go in pies.

So is this a car that you guys don't drive very often?


*flies through*

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Our car has a bee hive forming in it. We don't know if they made it to the trunk yet or not, but the busted rear tail light has a few combs. Any clue on what we should do?
Have you seen this?

Those poor bees. And they wrecked the honey.

My dad accidentally bbq'd wrens once when he fired up the gas grill without opening the top first. :(

I wouldn't think little birds would work as BBQ. Little birds go in pies.

So is this a car that you guys don't drive very often?

No, it mostly just sits. There are 2 of us, but we own 3.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Our car has a bee hive forming in it. We don't know if they made it to the trunk yet or not, but the busted rear tail light has a few combs. Any clue on what we should do?
Have you seen this?

Those poor bees. And they wrecked the honey.

My dad accidentally bbq'd wrens once when he fired up the gas grill without opening the top first. :(

I wouldn't think little birds would work as BBQ. Little birds go in pies.

So is this a car that you guys don't drive very often?

Right-o. Just found the keys and haven't recharged the battery yet.

Dark Archive

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heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.
the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.

the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.

You're having your offspring trained in unarmed combat?

Now I'm scared...

Edit for being a pedantic m*$#!@#!+!@&.


I'm not training them.

*edit*
goes to look up pedantic

Dark Archive

gp


Sebastian wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.

the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.

You're having your offspring trained in unarmed combat?

Now I'm scared...

Edit for being a pedantic motherf*%~er.

Irony of ironies.....

that my pedantic(ness) is due to hanging around Radiologists who, for some reason, have to insist on practicing the maximization of the veracity of every single statement to the point where it's habitual or perhaps obsessive compulsive;....eg....

it is not enough to read a lung scan and write in the report
"the patient has a pulmonary embolism."

One must write in the report "there is a high probability that the patient has a pulmonary embolism."

As to why this is, well that should be evident from the whole "irony of irony" spiel.

Dark Archive

Treppa wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Treppa wrote:
See now, THAT's the scary part... ;)
sm and I shall rule the galaxy together. Run while you still can!
If you rule the galaxy, where do we run??

... Come to me ... I will keep you safe ...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

The fact that I could use the passive voice made me happy, so it's all good.


All active voice makes me tired.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Treppa wrote:
Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors.

Clever girl...


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Well, sleeping in and staying in bed in a reading seem to be helping somewhat with DeathHeadInfection2010!.

Sounds like a metal festival I should be attending. \m/


I figured I should probably take this alias before it's too late...


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Feeling a little "stuck" where I'm at. I don't mind the credit union "biz", but I'd like to do something more than I'm doing now.

My g/f would like for me to do something more than I'm doing now. :P


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa should open up a resume checking service, eh?

Complete with whip!


Treppa wrote:
Urizen, Moff - happy to help out (Moff, FB message me and I'll give you email addy). However, don't spurn Taig's offer. After all, he just successfully changed jobs, and in this economy, too. He must be doing something right and is probably up on the more recent fads in resume content, formatting, etc. I did a lot of hiring back in the dayand can tell you what I would look for beyond what you wrote, or what I'd read into what you wrote, but I can't get you much in the way of current fads or buzzwords.

I'm not going to spurn Taig. What Taig is doing right is that ... he's the shizznit! :p

I just want for you to crack through that last one I sent in response to your suggestions then I figure I'll cc: Taig in response.


Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Is it just me or are the puppets out in force lately??
It's international sock puppet day!
Aha that explains so much.

Who's the puppets? I have been isolating myself to a couple of threads until I have the time to tackle all the stuff I missed over the three day period.


Sebastian wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Treppa wrote:
If you rule the galaxy, where do we run??
I think the small Magellanic Cloud is safe for now.
Dibs.

Yay I'm safe mow that Sebastian called dubs on....oh crap!


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Fantasy Flight put out a line called Horizon. One of them was a book detailing Mechamorphs.

Here's a link to the PDF of the free Player's Guide.

Thanks for the link, TAD!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.

the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.

Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?


Small Magellanic Cloud wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Treppa wrote:
If you rule the galaxy, where do we run??
I think the small Magellanic Cloud is safe for now.
Dibs.
Yay I'm safe mow that Sebastian called dubs on....oh crap!

Whew! He moved to the horse head nebula.


Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Well, sleeping in and staying in bed in a reading seem to be helping somewhat with DeathHeadInfection2010!.

Sounds like a metal festival I should be attending. \m/

It's not pleasant. I keep looking for the right name for it. A black pit of suffering, eating up a whole damn week. Fnck.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen, Moff - happy to help out (Moff, FB message me and I'll give you email addy). However, don't spurn Taig's offer. After all, he just successfully changed jobs, and in this economy, too. He must be doing something right and is probably up on the more recent fads in resume content, formatting, etc. I did a lot of hiring back in the dayand can tell you what I would look for beyond what you wrote, or what I'd read into what you wrote, but I can't get you much in the way of current fads or buzzwords.

I'm not going to spurn Taig. What Taig is doing right is that ... he's the shizznit! :p

I just want for you to crack through that last one I sent in response to your suggestions then I figure I'll cc: Taig in response.

Hee hee...shizznit...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.

the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.
Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?

Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)


Moorluck wrote:

Well if we win the lottery jackpot, we'll let you guys know. ;)

That's it for me for now. Moff, TAD, you guys stay cool, catch you later.

If I win the lottery, I will be drunk with power. Or perhaps just drunk. :p


Skittlebutt wrote:
I figured I should probably take this alias before it's too late...

You poop rainbow candies? Sweet. Literally.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Well, sleeping in and staying in bed in a reading seem to be helping somewhat with DeathHeadInfection2010!.

Sounds like a metal festival I should be attending. \m/
It's not pleasant. I keep looking for the right name for it. A black pit of suffering, eating up a whole damn week. Fnck.

A Black Pit of Suffering. Sounds like a band I'd listen to. \m/


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.

the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.
Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?
Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)

They're at the right age to deliver an unsuspecting nut punch, though.


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.

the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.
Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?
Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)

He is so awesome. He does the positions and says their learning creed. He got a medal in their competition and is now a yellow belt.

He also can sing Folsom Prison Blues. I kid you not.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Well if we win the lottery jackpot, we'll let you guys know. ;)

That's it for me for now. Moff, TAD, you guys stay cool, catch you later.

If I win the lottery, I will be drunk with power. Or perhaps just drunk. :p

You'll finally get to open that children's bukake center you've always talked about.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

heh heh....two of my little punks taking tae kwon do.

the third one keeps trying to sneak onto the mat.
Did you see the images of my 3 yr old nephew in karate? The one with his bandaged head before I had to take it down?
Um, maybe 3 is too young to take karate. :)

He is so awesome. He does the positions and says their learning creed. He got a medal in their competition and is now a yellow belt.

He also can sing Folsom Prison Blues. I kid you not.

That is verra cool!


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Well if we win the lottery jackpot, we'll let you guys know. ;)

That's it for me for now. Moff, TAD, you guys stay cool, catch you later.

If I win the lottery, I will be drunk with power. Or perhaps just drunk. :p
You'll finally get to open that children's bukake center you've always talked about.

Wow! Now that's even five shades of wrong. Even for me! I avoid putting children anywhere near that word.

Have I corrupted you?


::Ropes off part of thread::

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Well if we win the lottery jackpot, we'll let you guys know. ;)

That's it for me for now. Moff, TAD, you guys stay cool, catch you later.

If I win the lottery, I will be drunk with power. Or perhaps just drunk. :p
You'll finally get to open that children's bukake center you've always talked about.

Wow! Now that's even five shades of wrong. Even for me! I avoid putting children anywhere near that word.

Have I corrupted you?

Nah, 3.5 hours of sleep does weird things to my sense of humor.


You realize that once your offspring(s) find you, they're going to use it all against you.

Bittersweet!


taig wrote:
Nah, 3.5 hours of sleep does weird things to my sense of humor.

Keep it up and you can actually start emulating me when I decide to take a break. :p

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:

You realize that once your offspring(s) find you, they're going to use it all against you.

Bittersweet!

That's why I spell the website name "piazo" and complain about it being down all the time. :)

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Nah, 3.5 hours of sleep does weird things to my sense of humor.
Keep it up and you can actually start emulating me when I decide to take a break. :p

I've managed to be a close facsimile at times. :)

RPG Superstar 2012

I have to be up a 5:15 tomorrow morning, so I am going to get some sleep.

Hopefully, no really bad bukake jokes tomorrow.


taig wrote:

I have to be up a 5:15 tomorrow morning, so I am going to get some sleep.

Hopefully, no really bad bukake jokes tomorrow.

Are there any *good* bukkake jokes? :p

Liberty's Edge

Skittlebutt wrote:
I figured I should probably take this alias before it's too late...

Good call.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I have to be up a 5:15 tomorrow morning, so I am going to get some sleep.

Hopefully, no really bad bukake jokes tomorrow.

Are there any *good* bukkake jokes? :p

Nope.

Well, there was this one. A bunch of guys were standing around, dicking off...

Nah, maybe later.

Bukkake at TotP

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