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Why are all thalassocracies fragile by definition?
Because it's so hard to pronounce and that causes arguments.
Would you vote for Chauncey Gardener?
Probably. Depends on if I knew he had superpowers yet.
What is in your room 101?
A clown with a hose and one hand behind his back.
What is the phenotype, as distinct from the genotype?
A word that starts with the letter "P" rather than the letter "G".
What was the primary consequence of Lysenkoism?
An increased number of hits on this website.
Do you think Hegel was right when he defended the dialectic of Kant against marxist dualism?
Sure, why not? (Unless that makes me a monster, in which case I reserve the right to backpedal.)
Which Borgia was the first to be anti-pope?
The naughty one. NO WAIT! It might have been the unpopular one who was caught up in a situation beyond his capacity to cope with. One of those two. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Cletus Borgia, because no one remembers him today, and anti-popes tend to be famous.
Why do South African tank commander jackets have a horizontal zip on the back?
So when they lie down on their side it aligns with gravity.
How did the transition from woad to chemical dye affect the nascent denim industry?
More difficult to get the stains out with anti-woad soap.
Why did Edison electrocute an elephant?
Because he caught the elephant sleeping around.
How do magicians do the sawing in half trick?
By going through (literally) a lot of assistants and volunteers.
Who would win at bridge, Michael Faraday or James Clark Maxwell?
This giant octopus is OBVIOUSLY the one who wins at bridge, no matter WHO is on it, Faraday, Maxwell, or you or me.
Who is your favourite madman?
Herbert West.
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Did bears learn to throw their poop from fiendish dire monkeys?
Bears don't have thumbs to properly grip feces, so they're still working on that trick. AKA: They haven't "learned" it yet at all. Thank Desana.
What kind of stick do you recommend for beating bears?
A bear-beater. I once tried a C.H.U.D-beater, and it worked okay, but the bear didn't really react all that well.
Is the cake a lie?
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If you believed everything you saw on television
you'd ?
... hide under my bed forever. Because I watch a lot of horror.
If you were a society
you'd ?
... make it a secret society and only invite the cool people.
If you were a dead colonel in the Marine Corps
you'd ?
... be feeding the worms.
If you had a choice
you'd ?
... go get some coffee, and maybe a sammich.
Do you need minions?
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How many forum questions will you be able to answer in the time you save by eliminating your commute?
On a related note, Why hasn't Lisa just found you guys some space to sleep in the warehouse? It's nearly unused at night...
Sleep is for the week. You get found sleeping, you go into the hot box.
Up or down?
Cash or check?
No Mrs. Howell for the menage a qua?
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Ginger or Mary Ann?Umm... BOTH!
Blasphemy..... :P
I bet you will say the same with Jeanie or Samantha??
Marvel or DC?
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Will JJ ever be caught up or will he just lock the thread?
Locking the thread defeats the very purpose of answering ALL your questions.
Me wandering off and letting this thread grow to be 400 pages long without answering any questions on this thread ever again is more likely than me locking the thread.
There ARE ways to get me to lock threads. Don't do them, because this thread is meant to be fun, and the reasons I lock threads is because idiots come in and ruin fun.
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Ginger or Mary Ann?Umm... BOTH!Blasphemy..... :P
I bet you will say the same with Jeanie or Samantha??
Yup.
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Will JJ ever be caught up or will he just lock the thread?Locking the thread defeats the very purpose of answering ALL your questions.
Me wandering off and letting this thread grow to be 400 pages long without answering any questions on this thread ever again is more likely than me locking the thread.
There ARE ways to get me to lock threads. Don't do them, because this thread is meant to be fun, and the reasons I lock threads is because idiots come in and ruin fun.
I have as of yet to be the instigator of a thread to get locked. As far as I know.
Plus this is fun. Also do you get any sleep? I know I have asked that before but darn man is your lap top attached at the hip?
Positive or Negative?
Yin or Yang?
Black or White?