Mr. Gary Teter suggested that we blame Cosmo for the recent spate of website issues …
… I wonder …
Can we also blame Cosmo for some other great tragedies?
Any others?
Sebastian?
We can blame Cosmo for Sebastian?! AWESOME!
Sebastian?We can blame Cosmo for Sebastian?! AWESOME!
Huzzah!
Sebastian?We can blame Cosmo for Sebastian?! AWESOME!
It makes so much sense.
*Skitters away from the torch-and-pitchfork crowd*
Eh?
Sebastian?We can blame Cosmo for Sebastian?! AWESOME!
Is Cosmo to blame for all of those things, especially Sebastian, or is it just his moustache?
Mr. Gary Teter suggested that we blame Cosmo for the recent spate of website issues …
… I wonder …
Can we also blame Cosmo for some other great tragedies?
The fires in Russia?
The flooding in Pakistan?
The 2008 Market Meltdown?
Australia?
The Gulf Oil Spill?
The Egg Recall? Any others?
The death of Aroden?
The Weaponization of Šmurfs
Negative.
We have been perfected by the Paizomatrix.
{bounces through}
I suspect revisionist history.
So did Cosmo give birth to the pony in some macabre ritual of the elder gods in an attempt to create the power of the stash? Or did he just put him through law school?
Psst, you're overthinking it. Never make people here think hard. Last time that happened, we got Poodles.
I blame Cosmo for June Cleaver.
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So did Cosmo give birth to the pony in some macabre ritual of the elder gods in an attempt to create the power of the stash? Or did he just put him through law school?Psst, you're overthinking it. Never make people here think hard. Last time that happened, we got Poodles.
I blame Cosmo for June Cleaver.
Yeah we can't have more poodles, can we. It couldn't get worse.
Global Famine
Disease
Beverly Hills 90210
So did Cosmo give birth to the pony in some macabre ritual of the elder gods in an attempt to create the power of the stash? Or did he just put him through law school?Psst, you're overthinking it. Never make people here think hard. Last time that happened, we got Poodles.
I blame Cosmo for June Cleaver.
That's interesting, because I blame Cosmo for you.
He is, after all, one of many possibilities to have been your father.
His moustache is also a possibility.
Yeah we can't have more poodles, can we. It couldn't get worse.
That's...not...entirely accurate, Mr. President.
I blame Cosmo for Poodles!
...sweet, tangy, delicious, delicious Poodles.
It couldn't get worse.
Oh, you had to say that! Don't you know anything? Now it will get worse. Like kender-poodles or zombie-sebastians or something like that...
Ah, I see. It's Cosmos fault you said that. Seems logical. Carry on.
So did Cosmo give birth to the pony in some macabre ritual of the elder gods in an attempt to create the power of the stash? Or did he just put him through law school?
That puts a completely new spin on Loki and Sleipnir.
...Or Venger and Uni.
Need brain bleach now.
I blame Cosmo for Poodles!
...sweet, tangy, delicious, delicious Poodles.
*Licks General Silliness*
*Licks General Silliness*I blame Cosmo for Poodles!
...sweet, tangy, delicious, delicious Poodles.
It just got worse.
It just got worse.
Oh. Does this mean I don't need Consuela and her Amazing Equus Companion?
He was in Indianapolis recently. At the same time, the midwest had the worst August heat wave in Eighty years.
Do you need more proof?
It is Cosmo's fault!!
In other news ...
We now have compelling evidence that Cosmo was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs!
Did he leave his Gall Bladder in Indianapolis or did he take it with him? Who knows what ungodly effect parts of Cosmo in two parts of the world will have.
Did he leave his Gall Bladder in Indianapolis or did he take it with him? Who knows what ungodly effect parts of Cosmo in two parts of the world will have.
Last time that happened, the BP Oil platform exploded.
