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*follows a spider through the thread, then out the far door*

Squishy bug!

Sovereign Court

Studpuffin wrote:
Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*wanders in, arches eyebrow, looks around*

I'm quarter-drow on my mother's side... does that count?

I'm just a drow in drag and nobody has complained about me yet, so...

I thought you were a goth chicken.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*wanders in, arches eyebrow, looks around*

I'm quarter-drow on my mother's side... does that count?

I'm just a drow in drag and nobody has complained about me yet, so...
I thought you were a goth chicken.

*lifts lid. Poos in Callous Jack's jar*

Sovereign Court

Studpuffin wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*wanders in, arches eyebrow, looks around*

I'm quarter-drow on my mother's side... does that count?

I'm just a drow in drag and nobody has complained about me yet, so...
I thought you were a goth chicken.
*lifts lid. Poos in Callous Jack's jar*

It burns!


Watch out you might get what you're after
Cool babies strange but not a stranger
I'm an ordinary guy
Burning down the house

Hold tight wait till the party's over
Hold tight
We're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house

Here's your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin' overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far,
Maybe you know where you are
Fightin' fire with fire
All wet hey you might need a raincoat
Shakedown dreams walking in broad daylight
Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees
Burning down the house

It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work baby what did you except
Gonna burst into flame
My house
S'out of the ordinary
That's might
Don't want to hurt nobody
Some things sure can sweep me off my feet
Burning down the house

No visible means of support and you have not seen nuthin' yet
Everything's stuck together
I don't know what you expect starring into the TV set
Fighting fire with fire


Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*wanders in, arches eyebrow, looks around*

I'm quarter-drow on my mother's side... does that count?

No such thing. You're either drow or not.

Since you're not, I proclaim thee fair game.


Since we are drow, shouldn't that be "unfair game"?

Silver Crusade

MoorLackey wrote:
Since we are drow, shouldn't that be "unfair game"?

True.


Speaking of games, maybe we should liven up this shindig with a game of our own. Any suggestions?


Maybe a nice game of Pin the Dagger in the Duergar?


MoorLackey wrote:
Maybe a nice game of Pin the Dagger in the Duergar?

*claps hands excitedly*

Yes, please... I haven't played that since my sorority days, honestly.


*toddles through the thread covered in cobwebs*


Balthus the Sea Wolf wrote:

*Casts forcecage on the tiny intruder*

Okay, now someone kill it while I eat popcorn and watch.

Unless you think we can get a good prices in the slave fights?

*Wanders in, sees the tiny pest in the forcecage, dispels the cage, casts slay living then raises the insect as an undead under his control*

Problem solved.


Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:
MoorLackey wrote:
Maybe a nice game of Pin the Dagger in the Duergar?

*claps hands excitedly*

Yes, please... I haven't played that since my sorority days, honestly.

Hey, you look.......familiar


Creepy Puppet wrote:
Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:
MoorLackey wrote:
Maybe a nice game of Pin the Dagger in the Duergar?

*claps hands excitedly*

Yes, please... I haven't played that since my sorority days, honestly.

Hey, you look.......familiar

*arches an eyebrow*

Oh do I?


Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:
Creepy Puppet wrote:
Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:
MoorLackey wrote:
Maybe a nice game of Pin the Dagger in the Duergar?

*claps hands excitedly*

Yes, please... I haven't played that since my sorority days, honestly.

Hey, you look.......familiar

*arches an eyebrow*

Oh do I?

Yeah. You wouldn't happen to know my cousin Sock, would you?


*taps bottom lip with index finger*

Hmmm.... He's no relation to Meat, by chance, is he dah-ling?


Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*taps bottom lip with index finger*

Hmmm.... He's no relation to Meat, by chance, is he dah-ling?

Naah, he just like to try and disguise himself as other people.


Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*wanders in, arches eyebrow, looks around*

I'm quarter-drow on my mother's side... does that count?

How would you like it if i made you full Drow??


Veldrin wrote:


How would you like it if i made you full Drow??

Well, precious, I suppose you'd have to buy me dinner first, hmm?.

*smiles wickedly*


Oh, Guenhwyvar.


Obnoxsexxi Drowess wrote:
Oh, Guenhwyvar.

Meowr indeed, yes Mistress?


Sock? Are you here Sock?


[swizzle]

Did you ask for a STICK? Here's an extra I have, made of good stout English oak.

[/swizzle]


No way dude! I'm looking for cousin Sock. You know how crazy he is - always pretending to be someone he isn't. And I could have sworn I saw him around here somewhere.


Veldrin wrote:
Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*wanders in, arches eyebrow, looks around*

I'm quarter-drow on my mother's side... does that count?

How would you like it if i made you full Drow??

Sock? Izzat you?


[swizzle]

I recommend a stick to beat socks with!

[/swizzle]


Good idea Cousin Punch!


*starts stabbing all the puppets*

What? Puppets creep me out.


Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:
Veldrin wrote:


How would you like it if i made you full Drow??

Well, precious, I suppose you'd have to buy me dinner first, hmm?.

*smiles wickedly*

Dinner, eh?? have i mentioned i run and own a tavern?? i specialize in a delightful drink known as Dark Elven Wine. It's got quite a punch to those not fully of the blood.


Listen! Do you smell that? It smells of dirty socks in here!


Backstabber the Friendly Drow wrote:

*starts stabbing all the puppets*

What? Puppets creep me out.

Then it looks like you've got some new "drow" to stab. Get to work!!!


Veldrin wrote:
Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:
Veldrin wrote:


How would you like it if i made you full Drow??

Well, precious, I suppose you'd have to buy me dinner first, hmm?.

*smiles wickedly*

Dinner, eh?? have i mentioned i run and own a tavern?? i specialize in a delightful drink known as Dark Elven Wine. It's got quite a punch to those not fully of the blood.

Is that wine a similar vintage to the Prinny Juice I had at that funky party once? They said it was made only from the freshest part of the Prinny, but I wasn't too sure..


*Flies in, handing out pamplets*
"S\ick of your despicable, evil ways? Go to the Thread Celestial!"


Veldrin wrote:


Dinner, eh?? have i mentioned i run and own a tavern?? i specialize in a delightful drink known as Dark Elven Wine. It's got quite a punch to those not fully of the blood.

I can only imagine what delicious agenda you have shadowed by your hospitable offer, dah-ling. Not that that dissuades me at all, really.


Hey Sock! Are you in here?


Balthus the Sea Wolf wrote:

*Casts forcecage on the tiny intruder*

Okay, now someone kill it while I eat popcorn and watch.

Unless you think we can get a good prices in the slave fights?

Uh oh, my magic resistance kicked in.......

/tickle


Angel Fish wrote:

*Flies in, handing out pamplets*

"S\ick of your despicable, evil ways? Go to the Thread Celestial!"

Did anybody stab that fish before he made it out of here?


Hello? Can I come back now?


Drizzle Tur'ducken wrote:
Hello? Can I come back now?

*stab*


Backstabber the Friendly Drow wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:

*Flies in, handing out pamplets*

"S\ick of your despicable, evil ways? Go to the Thread Celestial!"
Did anybody stab that fish before he made it out of here?

Yes, No, Maybe. Why do you ask?


Backstabber the Friendly Drow wrote:
Drizzle Tur'ducken wrote:
Hello? Can I come back now?
*stab*

Why can't we all just talk about our feelings...

*thump*


Creepy Puppet wrote:
Hey Sock! Are you in here?

Sawk?


Dire Rhea wrote:
Creepy Puppet wrote:
Hey Sock! Are you in here?
Sawk?

Not "sawk"! "SOCK"! As in my cousin, Sock Puppet. I think he's around here somewhere...in disguise as usual.


Creepy Puppet wrote:
Dire Rhea wrote:
Creepy Puppet wrote:
Hey Sock! Are you in here?
Sawk?
Not "sawk"! "SOCK"! As in my cousin, Sock Puppet. I think he's around here somewhere...in disguise as usual.

Smawk?


Damnit. It's good to be a drow gangsta.


Yeah damn!


*sets out some soup*

I made it myself.


*drinks potion*
I'm feeling better... has anyone seen my cat?


Drizzle Tur'ducken wrote:

*drinks potion*

I'm feeling better... has anyone seen my cat?

*pauses a moment*

Nope.

*resumes turning a panther over a spit*

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