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We dwarfs don't trust trees. They'll get you!

The next poster hasn't contributed to the Kickstarter fund YET.


Good point.

Next poster owns an awesome boat.

Grand Lodge

I have to kick it to get it going.

The next poster is running for president in 2016 with the promise he'll invade Mexico.


Yes, and I'll run for president in my own country, so I'll be invading Mexico from overseas.

Next poster doesn't mind going out in the cold.


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Yeah. They put me in an oven, the bloody scamps. I much prefer the cold.

The next poster is building something NASA should know about, and fast.

Grand Lodge

Now what do I use my Cold Fusion reactor for... wait! If I use it with LED Bulbs, it'll use less energy.

The next poster is going to give us their sales pitch for the most absurd product in existence.


And now, ladies and gentle-elves, I am proud to unveil the latest in the FuelDrop inc. Ultimate (tm) line: The Ultimate Do-it-yourself-genital-removal kit. The perfect gift for under-eights as part of the great back-to-school tradition.

The next poster misheard me.


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I think it would be a terrible thing if that were used. No army can function without its generals. Bad FuelDrop!

The next poster has forgotten something that he wishes he asked someone else to tell him about a week ago.

Dark Archive

Oh no... I'm going senile.
The next poster respects my taste in avatars.


yea, but if it was a fish I would like it more.

next poster is going to give me a pear.

Liberty's Edge

...of pliers!
The next poster knows what I'm going to use the pliers for (starts with c and ends with e)


oh god...

the next poster will give me an apple.

Liberty's Edge

Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bappl e.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bapple.Bap ple!

The next poster is a Happy Tree Friend


oww...

the next poster is also a Happy Tree Friend


Mmm, put some honey on that knothole and yeah...

The next poster's bark is worse than his/her bite.

Liberty's Edge

That's saying something!
Next poster's bite is worse than their bark.


And they still wouldn't let me join the Old One club.

The next poster will provide Pi out to ten digits, but completely out of order.

Liberty's Edge

3.13195564

The next poster is home sick with the swan flu


After they got the swan flu the whole village got it they became all ellegant and white! So pretty..
Such a shame they bit so hard I had to move, every year when I have it i miss home.

Next poster had a less senseble reason to leave.


my underground lab caught on fire and some radioactive stuff was about to go thermonuclear. the mushroom cloud was really pretty.

next poster is suffering from radiation sickness from the explosion.


Yeah... Ummm, that wasn't so good... I don't feel good... Hey, why did my pants suddenly turn purple...?

The next poster will tell us something secret or something bloody.

Scarab Sages

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The chicken heart was being kept alive in a lab in a vat of blood...

The next poster should have stayed home today.


Carolina was behind Maine going insane.

next poster will hate me for spoiling red vs blue season 10

Liberty's Edge

Grrr... and I was going to watch that!

The next poster will tell me who that is?


just watch red vs blue.

the next poster will hate me for not actually answering lucky7's question.

Liberty's Edge

I do!

The next poster is my archnemesis, the ________________


god of dolphins.

don't mess with me.

the next poster will fear my dolphiny wrath.

Dark Archive

Aaah!

The next poster is the god of tasty fish, and is afraid.


nom

the next poster will give me a pear. (as in the fruit)


Sure, one pear on its way.

Next poster is going to will me what use the god of dolphins has for a pear.

Liberty's Edge

An enlightened form of suicide. Put it in the blowhole.

The next poster is getting sick of the dolphin theme.


Hobbsdadolfin, really, we have heard Rawhide three hundred and forty-eleventeen times now. Switch songs or get them switched for you.

The next poster will feign ignorance about something embarrassing, badly.

Dark Archive

I didn't choose this avatar simply because it turns me on! That's ridiculous!

The next poster is an orc. And orcs must die.


Curses, you've seen through my cunning disguise.

The next poster has infinite cosmic power and an ittie bittie living space.


Its all part-and-parcel of the whole genie gig.

The next poster will quote Conan, the Barbarian.


"Virgins do not interest me, girl. Come back when you have learnt something."

The next poster found something vile in the fridge.

Liberty's Edge

Where did the peanut butter go? (Looks at the counter, where a year old jar of peanut butter is) eeugh! (Peanut Butter, if left unattended, is still good for a year.)

The next poster has found the actual date and method of the apocalypse.


"This inscription is fascinating... according to my phrasebook of ancient sumerian, the apocalypse will come when someone says 'Great lords of decay, horror and madness, I call you all to come to this Earth, to extinguish humankind'... Wait... what's that noise?"

The next poster put on very wrong clothes this morning.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

What's wrong with my clothes?

The next poster want to be just like me.


I... I also want to wear a gold-thread-decorated balaclava with a coin on my forehead, have gray skin, and I want to feel that's a good way to dress.

The next poster finds a pear and applies it to a large problem.

Liberty's Edge

If we make the planet shaped like a pear, it will solve our homeless problem.

The next poster has powers of deduction.


I do, and it's only possible because someone wished I didn't refer to other threads anymore.
Next poster has a great way to get of a roof.

Liberty's Edge

It's like pole vaulting...
the next poster believes his boss is a Daemon from Abaddon


And he's here to corrupt the world through railway musea. (The hours are good, but he keeps thinking I'm a dude.. That's probably for the best though.)

Next poster has weirdly strong feelings about trains.


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Actually, it's this guy

The next poster wonders if that was the response Skylark expected.

Liberty's Edge

I would have. This is sick!

The next poster is appreciating how many clever and funny people there all.


Indeed I do. Ni!
The next poster will take this cursed adamantine herring Ni! off my hands Ni!, stopping me from compulsively saying... what Ni! was it again? ah yes, 'Ni!'. UnfortuNi!tly they will suffer from the curse in turNi!, but only until they can pass it along.

Liberty's Edge

Oh Ni!

The Ni!xt poster shall Ni! destroy the Ni! Herring in the Fires of Mount Ni! Doom so we can be Ni! rid of this once and for Ni!

The Exchange

I have traveled far Ni! with this adatamine HerriNi! Alas, the entrance to Mount Ni! Doom was guarded by a vorpal bunny. I cannot pass! Ni!

The Ni!ext poster will know how to circumvent the vorpal bunny! Ni! 'Ware the Black Beast of Argh within!

Ni!


CertaiNi!

We pulleth ye olde pNi! and lobbest ye holy handgreNi!de of Antioch at our eNi!mies, who, being Ni!ghty Ni! the sight of God, shall sNi!ff it.

ONi! problem is, what should we couNi! to? The Ni!xt poster can tell us.

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