I'm not sure who's more boring-- me or my players!
The next poster converts Pathfinder APs to Tunnels & Trolls.
Don't tell the Head Guys here at Paizo, they'll revoke my privileges.
The next poster doesn't care what happens to me.
As long as I get to loot the corpse.
The next person never calls dibs.
That's right. Dibs and I aren't on speaking terms anymore, so why should I call him?
The next poster put his group through an encounter with fluffy pink rainbow unicorns.
Just the trunk - where i keep my Hungarian Phrasebook!
The next poster has suddenly realized that Happy Meals really don't make him happy.
You are so right, I am going to close my office and devote all my energy to these forum games.
The next poster thinks I am nuts.
Mmmm...Merisiel...Those eyes, that skin, those daggers...*drool*
The next poster just bought a new CD.
My doctor told me I needed more iron in my diet!
The next poster just sat on his cellphone.
I set it to vibrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next post is gagging now.
Oh, geez, that enchilada is burning my throat!
The next poster believes in true love.
He distinctly said "To Blave," and, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." I believe in Bluffing. LIAR...
The next poster has 6 fingers on his right hand.
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Yeah, and there's this guy who thinks I killed his father. He is all like "My names Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." I don't even know who Inigo Montoy is! He sounds like he's related to the Football player. Or Ronald MacDonald. I can never tell.
The next poster has the moves... Like Jagger.
I have LOTS of moves after a few shots of Jäger!
The next poster was just slapped hard across the face by a seemingly random passerby.
To bad you put them somewhere in your wallet and forgot to trap the spoiler alert button.
The next poster wants to see Reckless read everything in his wallet.
To bad you put them somewhere in your wallet and forgot to trap the spoiler alert button.
The next poster wants to see Reckless read everything in his wallet.
I do, but this isn't Corrupt a Wish. (EDIT: I derped the first time.)
The next poster did simply walk into More Doors.
Ouch! Again? I hate it when I can't find my glasses!
The next poster turned off his hearing aid.
What hearing aid? Contact Lens Yes! Hearing aid No.
The next poster wants to get contact lenses now.
Yes, but that's only because I could hit the high harmonies.
The next poster's favorite color is clear.
It matches my eyes.
The next poster is on a poster.
And darn I look awesome on it.
The next poster just realized that the world is round.
No I have a problem with people calling the new music these days "classics" (or more appropriately, "Kanye West is the Beatles of our Generation"... Gosh how I want to punch something.)
The next poster just won the "Last one to post wins" thread.
It takes a lot of talent to make a pair of jeans with nothing more than some denim, thread and a nearby cactus.
The next poster is too sexy for this post.
I'm too sexy for this post.
The next poster was hung to dry on "this post."
I have Dry Eye, why do you think I'm so bloodshot.
The next poster incorrectly thinks I should use Visine to fix my dry eye because he believes the false advertising.
GAH!!!!! I can never tell the differences in these so called 'patches' why must they keep updating and denying me the crazy pleasure of just getting rid of Little Lamplight?!?!
The next poster thought it was ok because they were quote, 'just hookers.'
Geez, you make ONE stupid mistake... Now would you please quit scolding me, and just hand me that shovel, okay?
The next poster knows where the bodies are buried.
And if you know what's good fer ya, you won't be askin' where... lest you care to join them.
The next poster loves to spoil the ending of the movie/book/show but always mixes them up.
That's just like the big reveal in The Sixth Sense when Rosebud pulls up her skirt... and is really a guy!
The next poster didn't get those references.
I'm sorry, but I didn't read that book.
The next poster enjoyed The Phantom Menace.
I did and i'll admit it but only because it is responible for this.
The next poster hasn't heard about the word.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the bird.
The next poster is here to arrest Haladir and Inkwell.
It's either that or I strip them of their Vegan powers.
The next poster has a Bat...CREDIT CARD!
They wanted me to put a picture of myself on my new card, but vampires don't photograph well so I just sent them a picture of my pet bat.
The next poster thinks Baywatch should never have been cancelled.
It was canceled? But- How- I... I know, I'll get my son to fake some sort of life-threatening disease just to get Baywatch back on the air!
The next poster knows what I am talking about.