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I'm really the boss, what gave me away, the camera crew following my every move?

the next poster speaks in punch lines

Scarab Sages

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And he was wearing a bunny suit.

The next poster is inane.


What gave me away, the avatar of the crackerjack ring?

The next poster stands for too much


You're not paying me all this money just to sit around, are you?

The next poster put their finger somewhere interesting last night.

Liberty's Edge

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But now I can't find it.

The next poster will be extremely helpful in my quest to locate it.


If it was up your ass you'd know!!!

The next poster is a real poster child. For what, I have no idea.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

I'm the long-lost son of David and Martha Poster!

The next poster is only vegetarian on the weekends.

Scarab Sages

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Its the only way I will am able to get my fiber.

The next poster speaks in riddles.


How do you know when you've been here too long?

When I start asking which loser is going to be the next poster


I guess I am for ressurecting this thread.

The next poster cooks in the buff.


Oil burns, kids! Invest in an apron!

The next poster is, in fact, the first Martian.


The first Martian, and the Last! Mwahahahaahhaha!!!

The next poster is a skirling champ.

Silver Crusade

And I look good in a kilt, too!

The next poster believes that AM BARBARIAN is a role model.


Yes, AM BARBARIAN is really a legend in the exotic table manners community.

The next poster will post just to say something cool.


Of course I LOVE Scott Pilrim vs. the World!

The next poster should have used more talcum powder.


Actually, it was flea dip.

The next poster has my permission to take the next two days off.


I ran your permission by my boss and he said that anthropomorphic cats don't have the authorization to give permission for time off.

The next poster doesn't understand the plot of One Fish, Two Fish.


After the Blue Fish it go boring.

The next poster rooted for the Winning Giants.

Liberty's Edge

The pigs were not strong enough to get them out of the ground, though.

The next poster has an unsightly blemish.

Sovereign Court

And it is the reason I keep my butt covered

The next poster Has a major crush on Justin Beiber


That's right, I crushed JB under my truck.

The next poster has 2 left feet.

Sovereign Court

And damn... Its So hard to find two shoes of the Left side in the same style

The next poster licked a poisonous Toad to see if the rumor was true you could get high

Sovereign Court

It isn't but it turned into a prince and then things got real confusing...

The next poster doesn't know when to stop.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Because the next poster doesn't want me to.


That's right Jiggy, you keep writing down the names of all the bad girls and give me that list for the weekend.

The next poster thinks that what they are going to post will be funny, but they are wrong.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

And I said, "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?"

The next poster is pinned to my wall.

Sovereign Court

I am glad you enjoy the poster of me dressed all in green against the green screen background. It allows you to imagine me anyway you want to

The next poster really is just a figment of our imagination


I resent that wholeheartedly.

The next poster is a simulacrum.


With-uh li'tulll extraaa thown-innnn y'know what uh mean.

Thuh next posterrr wants a peanut-butt'r n' lembas san'wich, uh huh.


NO! I want peanut butter n jelly lembas san'wich.

The next poster is 1 of 14 split personalities.


I was the first to wake-up this morning, which is VERY atypical.

The next poster wears argyle leg warmers with flip-flops.

Sovereign Court

It't the New Hottest thing on the Paris, Milan, and New York Fashion Runway

The next poster is a zombie that just killed his room mate and ate his heart and brain.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

I had to, my wife was starting to wonder why she seemed to be doing laundry for two; you can't keep a roommate secret forever.

Next poster knows the difference between "rogue" and "rouge".

Grand Lodge

One is red make up, the other is a red pile of blood and guts after I smash it.

The next poster is an intergalactic chef looking for a secret ingediant on Venus.


... something acid, to add a little extra 'oomph' to my Andromeda Strange Chili.

The next poster must not post about the evil monkey.


I can't post about it, but let's just say there's a certain simian that does UNTHINKABLE THINGS with bananas.

The next poster is a karaoke master (or mistress).

Sovereign Court

Well I was drunk and someone handed me the mike. What can I say, my soulful rendition of Code Monkey was spot on.

The next poster once learned the secrets of the universe from a turtle.

Scarab Sages

THIS...IS WHAT TERRY PRATCHETT BOOKS CAN DO FOR YOU.

AND NOW: A POSTER WITH A TAPE RECORDER UP ITH'S NOSE!


And not one person has offered to pull it out, how rude. (I can't believe I understood that with my nose plugged.)

The next poster wasn't even shipped yet.


I don't give a ship.

The next poster is wondering what that funny smell is.


I don't know, but the always say, "The smeller's the feller."

The next poster is green with envy.


It's true, of course......but did you know that "originally, jealousy pertained solely to plants, other people's cactus or ginkgoes, or, later, when there was grass, grass, which is why, even to this day, we say that someone is green with jealousy..."

*ahem*

The next poster really knows how to enter a room!


Oh yeah see I am so awesome you can't even see me. Your brain shuts me out for to look upon my true form would mean you would go insane.

The next poster is a huge fan of My little pony.

Shadow Lodge

Yup. Horsemeat sells great in Third World Countries

But the next guy listens to the Village People

Scarab Sages

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Sorry about that.

The next poster has a miniture poodle for a pet.

Shadow Lodge

Yeah, my pet bobcat needed something to chase.

But This next guy is a HUGE Twilight Fan.


I love the Twilight Zone great movie as well as TV show.

The next poster likes doing their yoga in the nude.


There is another way?

The next poster is looking for trouble in all the wrong places.


Looking for it in too many faces thats for sure.

The next poster has a great love for all things Roy Scheider especially all of his films.

Scarab Sages

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I need a bigger boat for all the DVD's.

The next poster was once in a chorus line.

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