there are happy little clouds with happy little trees, happy little goblins burning a happy little hamlet
The next poster appreciates a goblin's point of view.
This little village had too much boring and not enough burning! So we torched everything!
The next poster is sandworm food.
Well yes, on Dune sandworms grow humongous. Luckily i have my trusty teleportation device.
The next poster can make mince meat out of said sandworms.
They are delicious with a red wine and side salad.
Then next poster was abandoned in the Dunes and was raised by sandworms.
I speak their language, but all they ever say is "S***! I got sand in my eye!"
The next poster is a picker, a grinner, a lover, and a sinner.
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I speak their language, but all they ever say is "S***! I got sand in my eye!"
The next poster is a picker, a grinner, a lover, and a sinner.
I pick my friends in a Dickinsonian fashion.
I've been told I have a particularly great smile.
I love my cat. She's been dead for 5 years. I will always love her.
I'm clearly be a sinner - I play fantasy games!
The next poster has a magic mirror that gives silly answers to silly questions.
The only answer it gives is "What you talkin bout Willis?"
The next poster is the Grandchild of the Wizard of Oz and has inherited the Emerald City.
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HELL YES!!! Golarion should have its own Castle Anthrax and a killer albino rabbit, we'd use scales and ducks to sniff out witches too.
The next poster has won a boxing match against a kangaroo.
I'm pretty awesome !
The next poster is pretty.
Thank you.
The next poster is not.
No, i'm smoking hot! Such good looks dude.
The next poster has arrested the local Hell's Angels gang.
Dang kids. We don't take to those kinds of shenanigans around these parts, especially the cow tipping. And that noise - keeps us decent folk up all night. A few nights in the local jail will do them a world of good.
The next poster is a master of alchemy, but only after several failed experiments.
I am beyond Time. I am beyond Space. I am beyond Perception. I am beyond Age. I have eternity to Get You.
*GRAB*
The next poster understands that Nothing Can Stop Me - so they will try something different....
turns out hydrocortisone clears up that skin condition nicely.
The next poster got poison oak in an odd way.
Now that you mention it, i did think the tree looked sickly, had to force a refund.
The next poster has sunk a japanese whaler.
And I will gladly pay you Tuesday....
The next poster needs to give me about three-fitty.
Okay, here are your three fitting hello kitty boxers.
Seriously man...what gives?
The next poster is planning to bring Michael Jackson back from the dead.
Altar to the Sun God - Check
Sacrificial Garments - Check
Sacrificial Tools - Check
Sacrifice - Check
Now to begin....
... Wait a minute. Where's his heart? How am I supposed to sacrifice him if I can't cut out his heart? Someone bring me the manual. Let's see if there's another method I can use.
(In honor and memory of Robin Williams) The next poster has phenomenal cosmic power, itty-bitty living space.
Oh would you look at that. I just took that itty bitty living space and blasted it to smithereens! Now I have all the space I want and a giant energy beam of death for anyone who has complaints otherwise.
The next poster is a son of a submariner!
yes but I am also the 23rd son of a Waterdeep whore.....go figure.
The next poster found the Infinity Gauntlet when cleaning out the garage
So that's where the other one went. I finally got the pair back together. Now where did I put the Infinity Boots? And has anyone seen the Infinity Helmet? That's the last time I let my niece clean my Infinity Armor.
The next poster is the captain of a pirate ship crewed by ninja monkeys.
Scottish ninja pirate monkeys!
Alright crew, sound off!
"Ook!"
"Ahrrr!!"
"Och Aye!"
"[...]" *stab*
I owe it all to Senokot
The next poster is the last of the pacifist Vikings.
"Kremnan, what is best in life?" "To stand meekly by and let our village be destroyed. To listen to women laugh at small arms and fat bellies....."
The next poster hung with Michael Jackson for 72 hours.
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Ah, yes, the only Closet I ever got stuck in - I had no idea who it belonged to at the time, just that it was stuffed to the gills with expensive toys, Victorian novels, legal documents, some of the coolest clothes I'd ever seen...and all that dynamite....
The next poster went on a double-date along with Koko The Gorilla and Frank The Mime.
What can i say, it was a pretence really. Me and my succubus secretary, we ditched Koko and the mime and went along just the two of us.
The next poster is Koko's caretaker and isn't particularly fond of it.
A mime, really? That is just wrong on so many levels. And talk about evil - that's too evil even for the vilest of fiends. I had to give her two kittens, a puppy, and a baby t-rex to calm her down. Do you know how hard it is to find a baby t-rex in this day and age?
The next poster is TFF's evil twin.
....the weird kid that eats bugs got fiber optics ran to his house to play WoW.
The next poster is IHIYC's bastard kid.
Mom musta been smokin' hot because I sure as hell didn't get these looks from him!
The next poster has found something worthy of burnination. Burn, burn everything!
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Yeah, there were these posters with my face on them. I think someone was trying to offer me a job, because I counted at least 100 posters letting people know that I was 'wanted' very badly. The money being offered looked good too, but I wasn't really interested.
The next poster was once mistaken for a great old one due to drinking a potion that gave god-like powers and saying that they lived in the dark tapestry.
I just wish I had the powers of Erbium, Terbium and Yttrium as well.
The next poster knows why, and how.
The first one gets rid of the crazy thing on your head, the second is birth control, and the third and a vitamin C supplement. Combined they form Captain Planet.
The next poster is back from netherworld.
I can never be slain as long as there is evil in the hearts of men!
The next poster suffers in hate!
Yes but now I fully comprehend the power of the Dark Side of the Force
The next poster will embrace the Dark Side or be destroyed.
I'd rather die than serve the shadow again.
The next poster is still the best.
And you all best well remember it too.
The next poster gave the Cheliaxan high priest a boot to the head.
HAIL ERIS! ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA!
The next poster is pining for the fnords.
... Which isn't too surprising, come to think of it.
The next poster will file a complaint about the recent dino infestation.
What?......No there's....LISTEN HERE! There's TOO MUCH dino's walkin around, shtting all over the place!. Now you do something about it or i will so MYSELF!!! You along with it btw... >;)
The next poster found the clerks body and will describe what has likely happened to it.
it was a classic case of death by snoo snoo.
The next poster has to look up the Futurama episode to get the reference.
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It's spelled 'snu-snu'.
The next poster will find a way to be even more pedantic.