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Silver Crusade

I need an iPhone for these forums, so much easier to post while climbing skyscrapers! Damn laptop bag keeps getting in the way.

The next poster is a celebrity chef who knows 20 ways to cook goblins.

Silver Crusade

I'm hoping the new condition cards include a goblin in a steaming cauldron.

The next poster is a corporate slave who thinks more about future character builds on the clock than the actual project they are assigned.


You can bake, pan fry, deep fry, filet, roast, broil, grill, boil, smoke, carve them in to chops, or ground portions, toss them into a stew, pickle them, they are great stuffed with onions and hot sauce, or sauted in garlic and bourbon, in some areas bashing their skulls open with a drilling hammer and sucking their brains out of the part skull is considered a test of skill, you can make nice sauces with you ground portions, you don't have to have goblin burgers or goblin loaf, or you can just drag one home dead, and let your dog eat it raw.

My favorite way to cook goblin though, is to drag one home alive, and jam it in the microwave on high, until it explodes, that way you know it cooked all the way the way through. I'm sure you can think of others.

The next poster hangs in a museum, exposing themself to people.

Scarab Sages

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That is correct, since I posed for the David staute.

The next poster doesn't know the difference between an egg roll and rigatoni.

Liberty's Edge

Please don't think less of me for it.

The next poster's boss is looking over his/her shoulder.

Liberty's Edge

Boss: "Fold the laundry!!"

Me: "Yes, dear."

The next poster has the Hamsterdance Song as a ring-tone.


I recently changed it from Ringitty Dingitty Dong!

The next poster recently developed a thing for tentacle pr0n. Ask about their collection.


No, no, no. You got that all wrong. It's tentacled prawns I've got a thing for. Especially if the tentacles have garters.

The next poster has a sunny disposition and a loaded shotgun.


I have a sunny disposition because I have a loaded shotgun, A loaded shotgun is a happy shotgun.

The next poster steals sheep.

Liberty's Edge

Please, please don't ask me what I do with them.

The next poster wears leopard print underwear.


How else am I going to blend in with the savanah so I can catch my prey.

The next poster is George Lucas in real life.

Scarab Sages

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Yes I am, and that phoney who took my place and hypnotised me to be someone else ruined my story. I mean, really? Jar Jar?

The next poster looks through peep holes.


True, the fun part is making the holes in the Peeps in the first place. Mmmm sugar and marshmallowy goodness.

The next poster ends all their sentences with a preposition.


So what are you getting at?

The next poster used to tie their sister up.

Liberty's Edge

Heheheh...good times...good times. Oh crap...I forgot to cut her loose last time...be right back!

The next poster eats sour worms.


Also deep fat fried Canadian night crawlers

The next poster splits infinitives

Liberty's Edge

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To quantitatively be or not to qualitatively be, that is my reasoning.

The next poster knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Scarab Sages

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Yes I do, and it is a secret.

The next poster hangs out in front of candy store looking for handouts.


Caramel addiction is a sickness man!

The next poster watches you sleep at night.


It's more fun than watching what's on TV most the time.

The next poster cares that Jimmy crack corn.

Liberty's Edge

I told him to stop since it hurts his teeth so much but you can't talk to addicts.

The next poster dresses up as Wonder Woman every day after work.

Liberty's Edge

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Only since my boss made me stop dressing up like her at work.

The next poster will use that mental image in an erotic fashion in private later.


This thread is offending me I will retire to the privacy of my bedroom.

*returns 5 minutes later with a satisfied look on his face*

Next poster is a passionate Twilight fan.

Shadow Lodge

So? It's a good series! I own the first two books.

The next poster grants wishes.. with a twist!


Chubby Checker is the man! Twist!

The next poster has ideas, but doesn't care if they're good or bad.

Scarab Sages

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Make one little mistake and they just won't let you forget it.

The next poster is an Elvis Impersonator.


Well, it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go, cat, go.

The next poster will reveal their as yet unused special power.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Ah, yes.. my postcognition... I feel the aura of this thread... I'm seeing a previous poster making an accurate prediction of the future... Ahhhh, there are others like me out there.... others with powas...

The next poster believes he is the previous poster aforementioned.


It is no lie, I see deeply into the future. It don't look good, either.

The next poster had a clue, but lost it.


It was a raging clue too.

Spoiler Alert: The next poster killed Dumbledore.


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[channels Professor Snape] It was a mercy killing, I assure you. What with all that

Spoiler:
poison in his system
there was no other alternative. [/channels]

The next poster knows who the Wizard of Menlo Park was.


Thomas Alva Edison

The next poster put the bop in the bop she bop she bop


And the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

The next poster is really upset about the changes made from the book when they did a TV-version of Sugar Rush.


The only thing keeping me from wishing horrible deaths on all involved with the TV show is the actresses are pretty, and the writer worked with the TV people to make it not as bad as it otherwise would have been.

The next poster knows the way to San Jose.

Shadow Lodge

>.>

<.<

No I don't! Who told you that?

The next poster repeats him/herself.


I do not and quit saying I do
I do not and quit saying I do
I do not and quit saying I do
I do not and quit saying I do
I do not and quit saying I do

the next poster wishes they had copy in paste when they had to write all those sentences 100 times in grade school.


lulz
my son just had to write "I will not talk in line" 25 times.
copy/paste wasn't optional.

the next poster is a poster child for prophylactics.


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Wait... you saw those posters... DANG... they told me they weren't gonna print those... SHOOT... well the money was good.

The next poster will contemplate the above with a bemused expression, before giving us "the next poster..."


What??!?? This is my bemused look.

My nature forbids me from declaring anything about the next poster.


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Coming outta my cage and I've been doing just fine...

The next poster "sings" the next part of this song by the Killers.

Dark Archive

...gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

The next poster never unrolls completely flat and got bent in the shipping tube.


My buddies and I got really really bent in that shipping tube and we haven't been flat ever since.

The next poster is the butt end of an in-joke.

Liberty's Edge

Why is it that every time I walk in the room everyone laughs?

The next poster knows the answer to my question.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Yeah, but you're not part of the group so I can't tell you.

The next poster once sang with Liza.

Liberty's Edge

only once was it caught on film

The next poster was also a child of Darth Vader...

Scarab Sages

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Breathing

The next poster drives a VW Bug


And it's called Herbie!

The next poster drives a souped up Trabant.


And most people call it a lawnmower.

The next poster came from a Great War propaganda ministry.


"LOWRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDER!!!!"

The next poster is a crazy diamond.


And I shine on

The next poster wasn't taken down after the election

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