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1, 2, 3, 4 because Monday is Labor Day!!! (Oh hell, what do I care - I'm unemployed)

The next poster's alter ego is a famous punk rock musician

Andoran

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It's the Penultimate day before Monday! Yay! (Take that "doesn't the mag go through editing" thread!)

The next poster features Jessica Alba as Lara Croft from an alternate dimension where Angelina Jolie doesn't exist.

EDIT: Was ninja'd but leaving it up, because that's the way I crunk it.

EDIT of EDIT: I think I actually got new paged. Crap.

-Tommy R... I mean, Reckless


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Of course Jessica Alba is Lara Croft... who is this Angela Jolee(sp?) you are talking about. (Wait... Hilary Clinton isn't President of the United States... OMG! I'm in a parallel world!)

Well... while I figure out how to get back to my universe...

The next poster knows which iconic is gay...


But I ain't spilling any beans on the matter, because if I do, Tom Rex won't bite before he swallows me.

The next poster drives a Delorean.


Kajehase wrote:

But I ain't spilling any beans on the matter, because if I do, Tom Rex won't bite before he swallows me.

The next poster drives a Delorean.

Nope I drive people crazy

TNP fudged a dice roll last time (s)he played a D20 game


I accidently swallowed a d20 earlier and I was finally able to pass it out at the last game.

The next poster has an ear fetish.

Andoran

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Xabulba wrote:

I accidently swallowed a d20 earlier and I was finally able to pass it out at the last game.

The next poster has an ear fetish.

They make lovely necklaces.

The next poster owns a Master Sword replica.


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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Xabulba wrote:

I accidently swallowed a d20 earlier and I was finally able to pass it out at the last game.

The next poster has an ear fetish.

They make lovely necklaces.

The next poster owns a Master Sword replica.

It's true... although I like to call it my GAME Master Sword... it lets me take care of annoying players at my game table. :)

The next poster is lost... (s)he thought this was a messageboard for fans of Mario Puzo.


So you're saying this is not the place to go to discuss the Godfather? That really blows.

The next poster refuses to use the letters "e" and "s".


Y I do, and w'll who uffr in th nd!

Th nxt potr drink orang juic right aftr bruhing thir tth.

Paizo Employee Developer

I do? I concur, good man! I think I can affirm your claim! Yay! Woohoo! Hurrah!

The next poster only types in words which either start or end in the letters "e" or "s"

[edit: Drat! I spent too long coming up with the cleverest response I could and I got beat to the punch. Ignore my "the next poster" above and use Aardvark Barbarians.]

Osirion

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Every schance SI scan.

The nexte sposter sings "She Sells Sea Shells Bye The Sea Shore"

Combined Aardvark's and Mark's.

Grand Lodge

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sea shells she sells bye the she shore...

Never said I was any good at it...

The next poster is one of Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict...

Andoran

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I'm the wabbit eheheheheeh!

The next poster could have had a V8.

Andoran

Instead, I settled for the smaller, more fuel-efficient 4-cylinder. I know, some folks would have me tear up my man-card for that one...oh, well...

The next poster is very, very AAAAANNNNGGGRRYYYY!


NO, I AM NOT, WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M ANGRY?

THE NEXT POSTER SPEAKS MONOSYLLABICALLY (SP)

Osirion

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Yes I do.

The next post er reads Good House Keep ing.


Of course I read Good Housekeeping, how else can I keep my home in a 1950's fashion.

The next poster dosn't know what ironic means.


Xabulba wrote:

Of course I read Good Housekeeping, how else can I keep my home in a 1950's fashion.

The next poster dosn't know what ironic means.

Is it some sort of alloy?

The next poster is an Iron Chef contestant.

Paizo Employee Developer

I only entered in the hopes my secret ingredient would be a cumquat. Still have my fingers crossed.

The next poster thinks the Queen Mum is the sexiest woman alive.

Osirion

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It's the hat. Did it to me every time. May she rest in peace.

The next poster is a Dead Head.

Andoran

Ya day gut tuh me 'fore da zombie-feecay-shun process fin-ished.

I can still run good, but need brainsssssss.

The next poster has a chip on his shoulder.

Andoran

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I got it banging my shoulder against a corner.

The next poster has the eye of the tiger.

Shadow Lodge

And I'm not giving it back to that crazy wizard until he gives back my eye of newt.

The next poster bursts into flame every time he hears the word "Ni!"

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

You'd think, that being a gamer, what with the propensity in which gamers tend to drop Monty Python quotes, that I'd be quite used to bursting in flames by now. However, truth be told, it hurts something fierce! But this is an extremely sore subject for me, and I do not wish to talk about it any further...

I think I'm going to go cry now...

The next poster will only play Dungeons & Dragons while completely submerged in chocolate sauce...

Osirion

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If you mean I have drunk so much my sense of what is right and wrong (pathfinder right, D&D 4th wrong) has been submerged, then that is so.

The next poster stares at the moon.

Andoran

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It's soooooo round and full.....

The next poster is me.


That's a dirty dirty lie.

The next poster loves Vomit Guy.


I do! I do! Ilurves my master.... hey, where's the vomit you promised me? I'm huuuunnnnnnngggggrrrrryyyyyy!

The next poster collects Bella Sara cards.


I do, I'm hoping to get enough to wallpaper a doghouse.

the next poster has a crush on Betty Crocker.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

It's all about those muffins of hers...

The next poster uses a unicycle to get to and from where-ever they are going everyday...


Luckily I'm a shut-in, and the toilet isn't that far away.

The next poster has taken an overdose of steroids.


It was Gamma Radiation honest... that's what happened, yeah, Gamma Rays.

The next poster lived with a family of meerkats for a year.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

And it took another year to get all the sand out.

The next poster is a snake in the grass.


Ja Sicher,

Ich bin windsheild viper.

The next poster was painted by Andy Warhol

Andoran

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It was a nude.

The next poster has 20 copies of the Pathfinder Beta Playtest book under his pillow at night.

Paizo Employee Developer

All joking aside, that's actually close to the truth for me. We are talking about the softcover version, right, and not something made at Kinkos?

The next poster just can't get enough of those Harlequin romance novels!


It's true. I got suckered in one summer when I'd not brought enough books of my own, and the only thing in the cottage we were renting was, well, you know my sad plight now.

(Funnily enough, I deliver Harlequin-novels to people's mailboxes as part of my job once a month.

The next poster is out walking in a hurricane.


Well I was, until my laptop fried for some unknown reason.

The next poster has exactly one half of one brain and IS dangerous.

Andoran

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You have no idea how painstakingly I had to weigh and measure it before consuming the other half. The good news is this half is for sale.

The next poster has ladyfingers and a high pitched singing voice.


Tiny Tim is my hero, when I grow up I want to be just like him.

The next poster is as messed up as a football bat.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Made from real vampire pigs.

The next poster sees stars.


It's true I watch entirely too much television.

the next posterbelieves water pipes make the ringing noise because angels practice singing there.

Cheliax

I even bought some angel spray but I'm procrastinating blasting them out of the walls cuz they sting harrd.

the next poster wears a tu-tu, but only on Leap Year day.


Its part of my vote fairy costume for the republican presidential primaries on the first tuesday in march.

The next poster is left over from the 1964 election

Andoran

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It's true, I was born in early '65... oh wait, you said election...

The next poster wears bloomers in may

Andoran

Yeah, and May tells me it's very uncomfortable, so perhaps I shouldn't from now on.

The next poster is too hot to handle, but too cold to hold.


Der Tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die Nacht,
Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn

the next poster is going to give me a load of grief for not posting that in song lyrics.

Cheliax

...sound of beeping large truck makes when backing up, then guy in a workshirt and hat with a nametage reading "Bud" walks over with a clipboard...

"I got here a load of grief for an Irv?"

spits tobacco juice

The next poster has an irrational fear of all things shiny.

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Pawns, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

I heard that's a sure sign of vampirism, doncha know?

The next poster is a web-crawling mutant freak.

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