Nigeria has many Presidents and Princes. They all report to me. I am the spider at the center of it all.
The next poster is referred to by the American CIA as "Screwball", by the Russian FSB as "Dracula", by Britain's SIS as "The Green Knight", by China's MSS as "The Tiny Bat", by the Czech Republic's BIS as "Tasty Oyster", by Mexico's CISEN as "Idiot Cousin", by Kenya's NSIS as "The Doubter", by Pakistan's ISI as "Gadfly", by India's RAW as "Mr. Freeze", and by Israel's Mossad as "Cap'n Crunch".
That's right: I have a mothership large enough to accomodate a garden, and in this garden I have a mother hen laying eggs, and to watch all that... Holy Mother of God ! I have so many mothers I can't tell you about all of them !
But I can share, though. I am a sharer of parts - I must have 95% of them, that's all.
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
Well, obviously the play is wrong...the truth is Sir Thomas More, the 16th-century Chancellor of England, refused to dance the Hokey Poke for King Henry VIII's birthday wish. This upset Catherine of Aragon, who was so distraught she demanded a divorce so that she could marry Anne Boleyn.