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"May the best man win." He says! Then he takes my ring.

The next poster wants to point something out.

The Exchange


The next poster doesn't have an "E" button.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Rally, No "" button is th post you cam up with? Out of vry topic you hav to choos from you slct th lusiv "" button? ach morning I powr up my intrnt and visit Paizo's mssag board to chck th Nxt Postr... thrad and I find I am missing my "" button? Gz!

Th nxt postr knows whr my "" button wnt and who stol it.

Indeed I do... however, if I tell anyone who stole it they'll kill me, which would really mess with my gaming :(

The next poster knows the truth behind all conspiracies.

The Exchange

These things... they happen.

The next poster is the start of all recent conspiracies.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Legends Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Its my hobby.

The next poster blundered into a bloody blender while blanketing bloated black blobs.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Ys, ys I did, and it hurt vry bad. vryon around was ylling and scraming and I was spwing rd sanguin spray vrywhr. My nrgy fficint blankt was gtting gooy and gross from all th nlargd blobs. It was a ral big mss! Oh and thanks for nothing Fuldrop, I nd that "" ky or I can't spll dungon mastr. How do you think that msss with my groups rolplaying.

Th nxt postr will hlp m.

You can borrow one of mine. I have plenty.

The next poster is thankful.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

YEs I am vEry thankful for finally gEtting an "E"kEy back!

THen next poster is boorish.

Well people only say that when I start going on and on and on never letting anyone else get a word in edgeways until I start foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.

The next poster will be very opinionated, much like this guy I met back in '99, when I met this guy who was very opinionated. It reminded me of the time back in '97 (Thump)

The Exchange

Well that was funny, in my opinion.

The next poster's opinion is that s/he doesn't have an opinion.

My, my...this tall frosty glass of "I Don't Care" is such a treat.

The next poster cares...a lot.

Interesting coincidence, the sign in my office window says Eye Care for You.

The next poster thinks I made that up, he is wrong.

Hey DJ, you shouldn't make stuff like that up...
Oh. I see. Sorry I doubted you.

The next poster thinks they're insane. They are wrong too.

Cthulhu tends to do that.

The next poster, however, IS insane.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

The next poster knows what that means. Brain bleach is on the top shelf to the left BTW.

Scarab Sages

"Ph'n" - beef noodle soup

"glui" - syrupy in consistency

"mgl" - an elderly cat

"w'" - property of

"nafh" - a late-dynasty Egyptian pharaoh

"Cthulhu" - directly translated from the Aklo: "the plush toy industry makes money"

"R'lyeh" - "Yea verily!"

"wgah'" - see also, "Casus Belli"

"nagl" - Old Norse for "finger- or toenail"; role in phrase unclear

"fh" - denotes a verbal stutter

"tagn" - "That's all, folks!"

The next poster has a truly brilliant Halloween costume idea.

Indeed I do, I'm going as myself.

Really Halloween is the only time of year I can walk the streets without everyone calling the cops!

The next poster is too drunk to type coherently.

Whatttt th he111 arrrr yoiush takl ing apout?

The next poster is worse off than I am.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16


Va Nesht po...po...po shter issss my frien D, I loooooooove youuuuuuu. *Dry Heave* YOUU ER SOOOOO good to m[hic] meee.

Wait, I don't think we've ever even met!!

The next poster will help me build a sundial.

Scarab Sages

See your hat, with the solar flare thing sticking up in the front?
Keep it on, and go stand outside. Congratulations, you're a sundial.

The next poster thinks starfish should be able to vote.

Of course they should!!

The next poster thinks starfish should not be able to vote.

They're friends with Aquaman (except for Starro and he's a dictator-type). That automatically disqualifies them from being able to vote.

The next poster approves of dictatorships.

Only if it's me in charge.

The next poster supports anarchy.

I tried to support anarchy but they kicked me out for not getting it.

The next poster supports an arch.

Well, I am the perfect shape.

The next poster has an Arch-Enemy.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

We met again, for the very first time, DJ-Bogie!

Never fear citizens I will protect you from the ogling of this gigantic eye! I, Captain Dragon will thwart it's evil plot.

The next poster will explain to us what DJ-Bogie's evil plot is.


His plan is to use his new super speed powers -- his supervillain name is DJ Boogie -- to conquer the world. It'll be an earthshaking FORUM GAME CROSSOVER EVENT!!

The next poster has figured out the perfect title for this event.

I call it drinkinaandpoooostin.

Teh nedxt poster does two.....shots of whatever.

Soon To Be Retconned 2012

The next poster will be reimagined as a lonely vigilante with a cybernetic appendage.

Na, I think i'll be takin drinks with me regular hand. No need to be revealin secrets yet.

The next poster has no ninja talents.

Scarab Sages

That's because I don't have any ninja levels - I'm a POWERFUL WAAARLOOOOOCK!!!!

The next poster takes 9d6+9 eldritch damage AND is turned into a goldfish.

1 person marked this as a favorite.

OH SHI- *Bubbling sounds*

The next poster will change me back into a human.

1 person marked this as a favorite.

*casts polymorph any object* you're human again... oh, didn't you want to be a bikini babe? oops, you should have bubbled something!

the next poster will know everything there is to know about the metaphysical implications of tissue paper.


Oh, I sure do...I take 47 points of SAN loss and go permanently insane.

The next poster isn't great enough or old enough to be a Great Old One, despite his best efforts.

...I'm both Greater and Older than you.

The next poster seems to be Chaotic Evil, but is actually Lawful Good.

In the eyes of humans: Chaotic Evil
In the eyes of ducks: Lawful Good

The next poster has disappeared. We had a yummy turkey dinner today :>

You read my Bio!

The next poster doesn't believe me either.

Weren't you taking over the world as DJ-Boogie? Wait, did that duck just do something heroic?!? D8 RUN AWAY!!!

The next poster is sad because he/she had the ultimate plan to defeat DJ-Boogie.

It is one of my contigency plans.

The next poster wants to participate.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16


The next poster will relent to my pleading and will pick me for an illustrious task.


I pick you for the illustrious task of sorting out all the new continuity snarls introduced by this crossover event.

The next poster still believes in the Boogie.

But of course I do!

The next poster thinks I will win and wants to be my henchman or henchwoman. ( no discrimination here, move along, nothing to see. )

I've always wanted to be the hench...gnome of a Tyrannical Overlord such as yourself, Your Boogieship !

So that I could overthrow you and... become the New Universal Dictator !

Mwuhahahaha !

The next poster will put an end to my ill-fated (and supremely short) reign of terror.

The Exchange

I, the next poster, will put an end to your ill-fated and spremely short reign of terror!

The next poster will help me.

You forgot an U there -----> sUpremely !

Hey, I just helped you !

Nngngnggn ! [sniggers almost painfully]

The next poster will understand that I'm not a bad person, under it all, despite what I just did to poor Tirq.

The Exchange

It's ok. We still love you. Unless you A) post on the banned forum, then we'll ban you, or B) win the Last one to post thread.

The next poster will be the future winner of the "First one to post wins" thread.

Hey, I predict that I'll win the "First One to Post Wins" thread in about three seconds !

Wait a second....

Aaaargh, I've been played !!!!

The next poster will ponder ponderous thoughts of his own choosing on the human race... also: bananas !

I always believed that humans were descended from Bananas, not monkeys, It makes more sense that way.

The next poster wants to help Lisp dethrone me.

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