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Andoran

The point of this game is to state something about the person who will post after you. That person will comment on the remark and then post something about the next poster.

Example:

Poster 1:

"The next poster has a strong dislike of kittens."

Poster 2:

"Yeah, they tend to get stuck in my teeth.

The next poster thinks everyone should wear a fanny-pack."

Poster 3:

(and so on)

So here we go...

The next poster isn't going to take it anymore!


Yep, I'm gonna start leaving big piles of "it" everywhere I go!

The next poster has a secret crush on Perry the Platypus.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber

Yeah I like platypi in fishnets.

The next poster cut their finger on an envelope.

Andoran

It happens often to those who try to push it.

The next poster is not the droid you're looking for.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

That's true, but may I remind you that the droid you are looking for isn't half as sexy as I am! ;-)

The next poster finds the exhaust from a car’s tail-pipe exhilarating...


At least until I can't keep my eyes open any more.

The next poster has a complete collection of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls which they have arranged by gender and hair color.


They wait, eternally alert, in smart ranks for Ragnarok.

The next poster has friends in low places.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Who told you that? I'm sending a couple of the boys to get the information from you.

The next poster is a convert.


Yes, but only because Zoroaster throws an amazing potluck.

The next poster was raised by slugs.

Shadow Lodge

Well, I did try to end it all by eating a pretzel once...

The next poster types with his feet.

Andoran

;ha;a aoikjddyt0qhg liahd

ja9 bkdh9 nbpw,ng9eh

Cheliax

f'tagen!

next poster can't stop rolling d20s


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

1d20 ⇒ 10
1d20 ⇒ 5
1d20 ⇒ 12
1d20 ⇒ 9
1d20 ⇒ 5
1d20 ⇒ 19
1d20 ⇒ 2...

The next poster plays Hero

Shadow Lodge

Save the cheerleader, save the world!

The next person can't stop looking for a d5.


Where are the blasted things, dangnab it?!
The next poster regrets coming to this thread.

Cheliax

Ja.. Ja, I do..

The next poster knows the secrets of the universe.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

And one of those secrets is...

The next poster likes to carry a spare gorilla...


A Boy Scout is always prepared, after all.

The next poster listens only to muzak versions of adult contemporary hits from the 1980s.

Andoran

Essss Ayyyyyy Efffff Eeeee Teeeee Whyyyyy Sayyyfff Dance!!

The next poster always buys the "Other Brand."

Shadow Lodge

>.>
<.<

It's the only way to keep out those government issused chemical-laced cereals after all.

The next poster is a mad scientist.


It's eccentric, damnit! Now, would anyone be interested in funding my experiments to cure the common cold through the use of mammoth-genes implanted in the human DNA? I promise I'll pay you back once the Nobel-people calls.

The next poster has a shrine to Jar Jar Binks in his bedroom.


If-a by "shrine" you'sa meanin' "ever-growing pile of popped blow-up dolls," then yessuh, yes I do! Mee-sa Jar Jar fiend-o!

The next poster speaks in pig-latin with an outrageous French accent.

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Ouiay

The next poster walks upside down.


I live in a circus, so what?

The next poster wears aquaman underroos.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Actually they were just ol' regular underwear but I peed 'em a whole lot.

The next poster was the first signed heavy metal yodeller.

Cheliax

well...I don't like to brag but...YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOO DALAAAEEEHHHEEEE WHOOOOO

the next poster can't quiet figure out his capslock...

Cheliax

i THINK IT'S A MOSTLY DECORATIVE BUTTON REALLY..

tHE NEXT POSTER IS A KNOWN STALKER OF pAIZO EMPLOYEES..

Cheliax

Well, if I'm known, I obviously need to reroll my stealth check...

The next poster thinks he was the first post in this thread.


You mean I'm not? *gasp*

The next poster once mistook an orcs bathwater for homebrew beer.

Andoran

Hmm...it has a "nutty" flavor.

The next poster would "walk ten miles on his hands and knees..."

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

for a lifetime free subscription to all things Paizo.

The next poster is female.


I am not female, it's just that a silk evening dress and make up makes me feel like a natural woman.

The next poster has been replaced by a pod-person.


Seemingly innocuous and unassuming post in line with the rest of the thread. Nothing unusual here *smile*

The next poster has googly eyes


hey, are you making fun of me?

The next poster is Mexican

Andoran

Correct! There is one of Pancho Villa available at your local Target store, in the frame rack, right between Justin Bieber and Meghan Fox.

The next poster burns effigies of effigies of effigy-burners.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

And it's my legal right to do so! My actions are protected under the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America!

The next poster idolizes Former President of the United States, George W. Bush...


'strue. Friday I'm loading up the UHaul and moving to a ranch in Crawford, Texas, where I plan to get my photo taken chopping wood, clearing brush, and otherwise not doing my job.

The next poster runs on lithium ion batteries.

Shadow Lodge

Sure do. Too bad the commercial people thought a bunny would be better than a dragon...

The next poster runs of geo-thermal energies.


It certainly works better than Lithium batteries, more enviro-friendly too!

The next poster moved my cheese...


Well, I thought it would look better inside my intestinal tract. Yummy.

The next poster can't stop singing Herman Hermits songs.

Andoran

IIIIIII'm 'enery the eighth, I am. 'Enery the eighth I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven...times before. And every one was an 'Enery. 'ENERY! She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam. I'm 'er eighth ol' man, I'm 'Enery. 'ENERY! 'Enery the eighth, I am!

Second verse, same as the first!

I'm 'enery the eighth, I am. 'Enery the eighth I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven...times before. And every one was an 'enery. 'ENERY! She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam. NO SAM! I'm 'er eighth ol' man, I'm 'enery. 'ENERY! 'ENERY the eighth, I am!

The next poster has 'The Power'.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

Whoa yeah...

begins singing woefully out of tune

"Somethin' tells me I'm into somethin' good..."

"Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter..."

The next poster thinks they're a light-bulb...

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Everyone tells me I'm so bright.

The next poster could play the Joker without having to get into character.


Some friends of mine who would argree with you...

The next poster plays life-sized xhess.


I also eat xheese, like spicy xhili, have visited Xhicago, and prefer the Xheshire Cat to the Marxh Hare.

The next poster has a secret s/he is going to reveal publicly in his/her paizo.com profile.


My profile.

The next poster is a sock puppet.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

And here is a video of me asking Congress for some bailout money:

Here's the Link

The next poster believes the footage from the above "youtube" video was real and actually took place...

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

You mean it wasn't??? I was hoping to recoup some of my losses.

The next poster does the Chicken Dance in the shower.

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