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The next poster knows my secret.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

You know I do, but I gave my word that I won't tell.

The next poster can't keep a secret.

Lantern Lodge

Haladir is secretly a superhero!

The next poster wishes they were as awesome as me.

You wish. I'm a duck. That immediately makes me better than everyone.

Believe it or not, the next poster spontaneously turned into a turkey.

Well, yes. I do have the wild shape ability, after all, and assuming the form of a turkey was what needed to be done at the time! I do prefer my natural form, of course.

The next poster likes taking long walks in the woods.

Slither actually. The forest is the best place for fast food.

The next poster once served food at Micky D's.

Not really, but I did serve food at "The Clam Shack" in KennebunkPort.

The next poster knows where KennebunkPort is.

Shadow Lodge

Of course I know where that is thanks to cut and paste, Google Earth and the Eye of Revealing where obscure places in Maine are.

the next poster think's they're in the corrupt the wish forum.

Granted. I'm up in your threads corrupting ur wishez.

I wish the next poster would wish for the next poster's wish.

Isn't that like dividing by 0?

The next poster divided by 0 in his sophomore algebra class and got away with it.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I like to call it "non-Eucledian algebra."

The next poster uses algebra regularly in his/her daily life.

I don't have to do the calculations much, but the glasses optics I do all day is based on algebra, trigonometry, and geometry.

The next poster uses sharp objects in his/her daily life.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I do a lot of cooking!

The next poster knows how to debone a duck.

Shadow Lodge

1 person marked this as a favorite.

One look at me and ducks gladly debone themselves;)

The next poster can do whatever they like. They've earned it.

Woohoo! *Wears a mustache*

The next poster is my hat.

Shadow Lodge


The next poster is Marthian's Mustache.

Shadow Lodge

That's right, the mustache you earned even though you wished you hadn't.

The next poster can, but may not now.

No way, Jose'

The next poster is having a great day.

It was pretty good.

The next poster was going to post here but forgot until now.

Actually... I was playing Borderlands 2... Either I was doing that or one of many other things.

The next poster was abducted by ALIENS!! (the otherworldly kind.)

The Exchange

They gave me cookies and asked me a bunch of questions like "Who is your leader?" and "ladkfjaobiaejlkw?"

Silly Aliens.

The next poster can translate what I said and is very offended by it.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I'm surprised the profanity filter didn't catch that!

The next poster should use a profanity filter in conversation.

The Exchange

Do you realize how funny I'd be if I did? I'd be like "***, man, you got a little bit of **** on your ***." see, that sounds bad, but its actually "Hey, man, you got a little bit of gunk on your hat."

The next poster has the undeterrable urge to hug Haladir.

When draining someone's life essence, it helps if they can't get away.

The next poster hates waiting in line at McDonald's.

A couple of good ripe farts usually clears the line, and opens up a lot of tables near the front.

The next poster has done that on an elevator.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I knew I shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for lunch that day...

The next poster likes burritos for breakfast.

Their not called Breakfast Burritos for nothing.

The next poster is having Chinese for dinner.

Shadow Lodge

The seating arrangement is going to be a nightmare.

The next poster is in for a long night.

I stayed up til 3 am working on a map for the Cartographer's Guild.

The next poster hasn't seen it yet.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Nope. I was up too late playing Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess on my Wii.

The next poster also spends too much time playing video games.

The Exchange

I used to play alot of video games. Then I took an arrow in the Xbox 360.

The next poster enjoys video games for the controller he uses, not the game itself.

It's great! You have to get it! Model X-Cal-Ibr 3000!! Oh the things it can do!

The next poster is convinced he needs one.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Wow! Does it work with the Atari 2600?

The next poster still likes to play Atari 2600 games.

Shadow Lodge

That's correct. I can't sleep at night until i've played some E.T.

The next poster can't wait to let loose the X-Cal-Ibr 3000 on E.T.

I already told you that 2 posts ago!

The next poster would rather play Pathfinder than Wii.

Scarab Sages

1 person marked this as a favorite.

I've never heard of anybody accidentally breaking their TV while playing Pathfinder.

The next poster is going to say something profoundly disturbing.

"I just found your bra under my bed, Ms. Lansbury."

The next poster has a crush on Julie Andrews (young or old, doesn't matter).

I took it off, though. Apparently, no one likes having a soda on their head.

The next poster posts posts on posts.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Legends Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

I'm looking for my lost cat.

The next poster comes with a warning.

I don't think that's a cat. Consider this my warning to you.

The next poster probably posted here already.

Over and over again. You guys must be sick of me by now.

The next poster is.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Sheesh! You again?

The next poster doesn't think I've worn out my welcome yet.

Shadow Lodge

1 person marked this as a favorite.

"You? No, of course not!"

"How could you wear something out if you never had it in the first place?"


"Anyways:""The next poster is the centerpiece of a HUUUUGE conspiracy that spans 400 years, 7 continents, 40 currencies, 13 chemical elements, and 21 famous works of art, literature, and computer games...""...and the poor sucker doesn't have a clue!"

I do now. Thank you for the slip. I shall now proceed with World Domination now!

The next person is going to have a Super-Awesome-Mega-[Redacted] Duck as his next campaign villain.

You bet I will, and he will actually look like a duck not a seagull.

The next poster has a really funny avatar.

Only because Paizo doesn't have an avatar for ducks... That I can find anyways.

The next poster agrees Paizo should have a duck avatar or three.

I'm still waiting for a decent flumph avatar that isn't gobbled up by the staff.

The next person once worked in the sideshow at a carnival.



I don't talk about that.

The next poster has plenty to talk about.

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I would have posted earlier, but I was too caught up in a scintillating conversation.

The next poster is very tired.

It is getting close to 1 am and yes, I am very tired.

The next poster is up later than I am.

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