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Sigh.

The next poster has to share that one match they played on.


Sorry but I was taught not to play with matches. ( I didn't listen well then either )

The next poster wishes they had all the Paizo adventure books.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

It really would be great to have both the money to buy 'em all, AND the time to read them. Alas, it's not to be.

The next poster also shouldn't be procrastinating by posting on the Paizo messageboards.


Yeah, [engaging in criminal/deviant activities] takes up so much time.

The next poster believes in unnecessary censorship.

The Exchange

[redacted]

Then next poster found what I just said to be entirely hurtful.

Scarab Sages Star Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

"The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book." - Walt Whitman

The next poster has good reason to worry that they are, in fact, living in The Twilight Zone.

The Exchange

Help, I'm living in the Twilight Zone. Its a mad-house! Feels like being cloned. Huh. My Beacon's been moved under the moon and stars. Where will I go now that I've gone too far?

The next poster has that answer.


Soon you will know. When the bullet hits the bone.

The next poster is always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it. Always pushing up the hill searching for the thrill of it.


Yeah, I feel like I'm Walking on a Dream.

The next poster might as well be walkin' on the sun.


I was just singin' and clappin'. Man, what the hell happened?

The next poster would rather carouse around all day than move into a home.


My kids can't make me go to a home yet, I'm not THAT old!

The next poster likes living in Shady Pines Retirement Home.

The Exchange

Sleep all night? Check. Do nothing all day? Check. Man, I want to live in Shady Pines Retirement Home.

The next poster has the sudden urge to buy everyone in the thread a donut.


I don't know, I'd rather buy the world a Coke.

The next poster knows the winning Lottery numbers for Saturday, and wants to share them with me, just me!!


These are for DJ-Bogie only! No else is to look!

Spoiler:
1 2 3 4 5

The next poster looked even though I said not to.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Hey! That's the combination I use for the lock on my luggage!

The next poster thinks the lottery is a voluntary tax on people who are bad at math.


Yes I do. And 5 out of 3 people agree with me.

The next poster supports a tax on all foreigners living abroad.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Their own countries do it, so why can't we.

I wish it was beer:30.


...or 4:20...

The next poster wishes the world were made of Nerf®.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Just think, you can crash your car at 120mph and walk away.

The next poster was once a poster child for the Regional Nerf Association.


All those Nerf balls were made in my likeness.

The next poster has seen the cartoon about Castle Nerf.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

A cartoon about Castle Nerf? I dont remember the little blue Nerfs having a castle. I thought they lived in a village in mushroom-shaped houses. And there was only one girl, which was just weird.

The next poster much preferred the Super Friends.

Shadow Lodge

Wonder Twins Activate!!!

Next poster shape of a purple platypus.

Scarab Sages Star Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

*squeaksqueaksqueakscratch*"AUUGGGHHHHH!!!"

The next poster's comprehension of the English language is limited strictly to what they learned from Monty Python's Flying Circus.


Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam.

the next poster knows what the song, I'm a Lumberjack, is all about.

Shadow Lodge

Lucky me.

Sit on my face and show me that you love me.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Well, maybe I could have a little peril...

The next poster likes traffic lights.

Scarab Sages Star Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

They protect me from the vicious gangs of "Keep-Left" signs I live near.

The next poster gets all their news from the one source they've learned to trust: The Onion.


All the news that's fit to be made up!

The next poster thinks "If it is on the internet, it has to be true!"

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Of course. Why would people lie about something.

The next poster is an internet junkie.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

It's the real reason I bought that iPhone!

The next poster is an Internet meme.

Shadow Lodge

Like for 1,000 new friend requests.

The next poster is getting pinned to my wall.


Not if I pin you to the tail of my donkey first.

The next poster can explain to me what Conman means, I am a terrible facebook newBie

Shadow Lodge

You see...

The next poster can't.


This is what a Natural 1 looks like on a failed Knowledge (Local) check.

The next poster has (or must) see and/or post in "What a Natural 1 looks like" thread.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Okay, I just started a "I just rolled a natural 1" thread!

The next poster can't resist posting there!

The Exchange

I just did!

The next poster has the great idea of wearing chicken legs instead of underwear.


Why stop there? Why not the whole chocobo?

The next poster actually OWNS a chocobo.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Um, no, but my daughter has a plush Chococat.

The next poster is NOT EMBARRASSED AT ALL over his extensive Hello Kitty collection.

Shadow Lodge

I wouldn't have a Hello Kitty Lunch box and Beach Towels If I was. Tomorrow I think I'll take the day off, go to the beach and try out my Hello Kitty speedo.

The next poster should know I have an extra Hello Kitty towel.

Shadow Lodge

ninja powers... *shivers*

The next poster trained with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Cousin's Girlfriend's roomate twice removed.


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They're not ninja powers if you announce them. That's like running up to someone and yelling "SNEAK ATTACK!" before stabbing them. It. Just. Doesn't. Work.

Edit: Editing your post isn't a ninja power either. Stop shopping at Ed's Discount Ninjutsu.

Yeah, that lasted for one lesson. Then I decided to train with Michael Dudikoff.

The next poster is a huge Dolph Lungren fan.

Shadow Lodge

I SHALL REPEAT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.

ninja powers... *shivers*... it smells like patchouli...

EDIT: And by the way: It's more like shouting SNEAK ATTACK after hitting someone. Thankyou very much.

The next poster trained with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Cousin's Girlfriend's roomate twice removed.


I did learn one thing, though. *boot to the head*

The next person thinks Ninjaotic deserves another one.

Shadow Lodge

Of course I did, she sells sea shells by the see shore. She loves my hello kitty speedo by the way.

The next poster can't get over it either.

Shadow Lodge

Of course he does.

The next poster isn't a ninja.


That's right, I am a Gung-Fu master. We eat ninja's for breakfast. Especially if they are cute female ninja's.

The next poster is blushing.

Shadow Lodge

Telling you to eat me doesn't come naturally.

Here's How:
1.First choose the color using nature as your guide. According to InStyle, the trick is to find a color that matches your cheeks when they're flushed after exercise or being out in the cold. For a quick test, "spank" your cheeks and use the resulting color as a guide. (We suggest doing this in the comfort of your home away from other people, wink). Another trick is to match your lip color. Fair skin looks great in rose, olive in peach & dark skin in apricot or even red.
2.Now that you have the color, choose the right formula for your skin type. Powder is typically best for oily and combo skin. Cream is great for dry skin. Liquid and gel are great for oily skin. For even better results, combine cream and powder together. "It helps my blush stay on longer and looks more luminous," said makeup artist Laura Mercier in O Magazine. Keep in mind stains -- great for well-moisturized skin, not dry skin -- tend to dry very fast so blend well and fast.

The next poster can only use one finger to type.


it's the same one i use to wave to people in greeting.

The next poster just got pulled over by a police officer.

Star Voter 2014

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

"I'm sorry I was speeding, officer. I saw this sketchy-looking guy wearing nothing but a Hello Kitty speedo, and was trying to get away from that image as fast as I could!"

The next poster wouldn't give me a ticket for that reason.

Shadow Lodge

I wouldn't, but there's no escaping the law. How do you like the Hello Kitty Handcuffs?

The next poster is even more into Hello Kitty Hancuffs than Haladir.

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