If I was a Mythbuster, that cannonball wouldn't have hit that house, it would have gone right through it and hit the next one to. They need me!
The next poster is trying to start his own reality TV show.
I'm pitching 'Necromancers Gone Wild' to some networks, but getting all the prerequisite corpses is a bit difficult.
The next poster is writing a Broadway musical about barbarians.
Ok, here's the deal... First, we get a lot of investors to sink their money into Conan: The Musical. Next, we take out several insurance polices on the show-- maybe nine or ten, way more than we need. Step 3: We hire the worst actors, least competent singers, and most inept dancers we can troll from CraigsList. Step 4: The show flops, we collect the insurance, and end up very, very rich!
What's that? It's been done?
The next poster got cast as the title character in Conan: The Musical.
I showed up on the set because I was running coffee for the producer. What the heck? I'm a soprano! I'm beginning to think Haladir's idea isn't that far off the mark.
The next poster gets cast as the lead villain.
Since 'Necromancers Gone Wild' fell through (insurance issues), I somehow got cast as the evil priest of Set, who has a harem full of line dancers. I beat out David Hasselhoff though!
The next poster is working on set production.
Silks, Lots of Silks for the Harem, and PILLOWS!!!!
The next poster is bringing me my meds. NOW! please....
There. I hope you enjoy them. I might have gotten creative with the mixing of reagents, though, so...
The next poster knows my middle name.
I've been pumping Iron and bulking up for months, and all for nothing!!!
I'll be Back!!
The next poster tried out for Glee.
They said something about not being the right "look" for their market. But I really think it's because I'm just too good.
The next poster has something they are just BURSTING to share.
HEY GUYS, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS *EXPLODES*
The next poster has to clean up what appears to be the exploded remains of my clone.
Perfect bait for a chaotic evil snipe! I hate that guy! But, wow, did Marthian really eat all those burritos?
The next poster is in charge of finding the orchestra for Conan-The Musical.
And not a string instrument will be among them.
The next poster is willing to direct Conan - The Musical
I will, but only if I can sit in my own director's chair!
The next poster is getting sick of this whole Conan: The Musical thing.
What a stupid waste of time! (especially since I didn't get the lead)
The next poster has a hero complex.
Going to? It's in the garage already. I want 1 Million GP for it's safe return!
The next poster thinks they can stop me!!!
yup. Hooray for satellite lasers! If I don't get 75% of the ransom, I will atomize you, DJ-Bogie, and the chair. NO ONE will win except SCIENCE! Oh and I locked ALL the doors. Tirq and DJ, I hope you two get along. (wait, I must be derping with Corrupt a Wish again...)
The next poster is the inventor of my Satellite Laser dubbed "The Duck." EDIT: Here's a picture. I'm not an artist!
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Little did I know, then...
The next poster can describe how the attack affected their lives.
It melted my Vitreous Humor, Detached my Retina, and Degenerated my Macula! AND it really, really hurt.
The next poster saw the laser and thought "OOOhh pretty lights!!"
Indubitably! I say, the best laser ever!
The next poster is a turkey.
It's a clever disguise. *wink*
The next poster owns an old copy of Duck Hunt.
Only so one other shmuck doesn't.
The next poster is said shmuck.
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So? I may not own Duck Hunt, but I own a working copy of Wizardry 8. Any idea how much that game goes for these days?
The next poster is a Felpurr Gadgeteer equipped with an Omnigun Mk. 7, 50 Spike Stones, Suede Doublet, Chain Hosen, Diamond Epee, 13 Icicle Stix, 5 bags of Smelling Salts, and a scroll of Superman
I've never played before, they said sit down and have some fun, and THIS is the NPC they give me to play????????
The next player has a secret.
Thank God you didn't ask for a gift cErtificate. That would have been awkward, and might have kept people from posting forever. Cheap buggers.
Oh, and Happy Birthday! ( same day as my wife! )
The next poster would have given Charles money if I hadn't stopped them.
You must be a meddling kid.
The next poster has Charles' cake.
Yes, both of my children post.
The next poster is younger than my kids.
sure, for 300 gold pieces. (funny I actually own horses... And apparently never ride them.)
The next poster beat Tirq to purchasing said war pony.
Yeah, but it is so hard to ride it with no legs. I don't handle the sharp turns very well.
The next poster is laughing about the mental image of me flying off the saddle and rolling down the hill.
Time Paradox Alert!!!! I scared myself!!!!
The next poster is at the movies and is really bored.
Sure rub it in, you know I didn't get the part!!
The next poster is an animal.
Well, I'm a rhat!
The next poster has a very upset stomach with the grumblies. I wonder why?
I ate 11 people... I forgot to make them stop moving.
The next person is now a turkey... again.
What joke?
The next poster is on the Paizo messageboards when they should be working. (This, of course, in no way resembles me right now.)
Who is bad mout.....What was I saying.
The next poster........does something or other.
Other i'm definately doing other i tried something once and didn't like it.
The next poster thought this was the next poser.
Dang right I do, especially on the "Last one to post wins" thread.
The next poster just posted something funny somewhere else.