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It was all fun and games until I tried it while chewing on a pretzel and had the tables humiliatingly turned. DINKLEBERG!

The next poster needs to be more honest about their choice of bathroom reading materials.


I don't read in the bathroom, Git-R-Done and move on.

The next poster knows who's catch phrase I just pirated.

Shadow Lodge

... Pirate...

The next poster has a vendetta against Captain Jack Sparrow.


Darn right. I'm in every one of his movies. I have to endure that idiot pirate popping me in and out of his head and I'm not even in the credits!!! It's not FAIR!

The next poster likes to eat raw chicken fat.


Of course...A sparrow is one lame bird. Now, a chicken is a bird to be feared.

The next person is tired of memes.

EDIT: A ninja strikes again.


It's true, but only where trololololololol, trolololol is concerned. If I could erase it from my mind, I would, but as I can't...

The next person should murder me in an entertaining fashion.

Shadow Lodge

<I have done good tonight>
As long as it doesn't have anything to do with Ninjas.

The next poster has problems glaring.


Glaring is hard, Staring is what I do best.

The next poster just got whomped.

Shadow Lodge

Do you know how hard it is to follow Mario? Do you?

DO YOU??

The next poster does.


He jammed me down a pipe! It hurt! Man's got PERCEPTION!

The next poster found my wallet.

Shadow Lodge

Its just a bunch of Subway Coupons.

The next poster is generous with their Subway Coupons.


You can have all of mine I have been saving them for years.

The next poster thinks Jarrod is a role model

Shadow Lodge

Not many people know the Ninja Jarrod.

The next poster won't stop believing.


I even have a guitar solo to prove it.

The next poster has an absurd phobia and must divulge it in pig latin.


M'iay fraiday foay earfay tselfiay.

The next poster is a turkey.

The Exchange

You misspelled that. It should say Tirqy. And I had a potion of that.

The next poster has an urge to sing and dance and do the Jazz hands.


But I always have this urge! It's AWESOME! Until you realize you were next to a body of water, of some sort, if you're me.

The next poster has a burning desire to take revenge on a honey badger. Tell us how you'd do it.


I look at him. Done. He's a turkey.

The next poster wants a turkey.


Enslavement of the human race has to start somewhere.

The next poster reveres a bird-like deity.


Well, mon, Ja is the God of the birds, but he the God of Everything!

The next poster stole my stash!


Sure did and i intend to smoke... err... burn it in sacrifice to the great firebird.

The next poster ... wow man this "sacrifice" is really strong ... brought the munchies


Oh, dear... I think I'm short on Funyuns... I hope you're okay with Vicious Chicken of Bristol wings.

The next poster needs to take a vacation to somewhere exotic.

The Exchange

But I already have Exotic Weapon Proficiency... Or do I?

The next poster needs to... you know... beat Pokemon Yellow.


Sure. I'll beat Pokemon until they turn yellow. Where should I start?

The next poster is going to give me bacon.


Here's some tasty rancid bacon that I pulled from the butcher's refuse bin. Looks like it's been in there for a couple of weeks with some congealed pork fat. So it ought to be well marinated by now.

What is this? Corrupt the Wish?

The next poster actually got hungry when reading that.


Yes. Yes I did.

The next poster is going to donate to the Gamers 3 Kickstarter.


Best five bucks I ever spent!

The next poster loves gorgonzola and anchovy pizza.


But only if you put Bacon on it!

The next poster has been stalking David Hasselhoff.


Oh, God... he uses too much toilet paper.

The next poster has a fever they can't sweat out.


I got a fever, and the only cure is...MORE COWBELL!!!

The next poster wants to go fishing.

The Exchange

I'll go fishin... FOR MORE COWBELL!!!

The next poster is hungry.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Yep, that is why I made a turkey and ham sandwich for lunch.

The next poster stole some one else's lunch money.

The Exchange

I stole my own lunch money. I'll have to beat myself up to get it back.

The next poster has issues... of Sonic: the Hedgehog Comic.

The Exchange

I stole my own lunch money. I'll have to beat myself up to get it back.

The next poster has issues... of Sonic: the Hedgehog Comicbook.


Yeah i hate the Stupid thin... oh issues of sorry!

the next poster thinks he is seeing double not that Tirq double posted.

Scarab Sages

Uh...that was entirely true for a second.

The next poster is on a first-name basis with Koko the gorilla.


Its one of those awkward things where I know Koko, but I can't remember for the life of me where and when we met.

The next poster knows what my dm is going to do with my deceased healer character (there had to be some reason he stole the sheet, and it's not the equipment, she already got looted).


Something Similar to This. Either that, or Liches... Dunno, HOW did you die? And how did your party treat your death?

The next person just remembered our Chaotic Evil Snipe mission, and wants to continue it.


Mmm, bringing back deceased PC's as graveknights is so fulfilling for a DM.

The next poster knows where to get good fish and chips.

EDIT: Blasted ninjas.

The Exchange

Yeah, either in England or in North America.

The next poster is a bit more specific than me.


They have surprisingly good Fish and Chips at Red Robin.

The next poster gets excited by backscratchers.

The Exchange

Its the claaaaaaaaaaaawww...

The next poster doesn't get the joke.


Nope, I sure don't.

The next poster has found love in the phone book.

Grand Lodge

and her name is Selena Rui~wait, how'd the h*@$ you figure out? *bluff* It's not true anyways... Wait, is there even Phone books in our time?

The next person just remembered Marthian's Chaotic Evil Snipe mission, and wants to continue it.


I DO want to finish it, but my recent efforts only ended in tragedy, and my weapon is broken (a genre-jumping HK droid hated the competition).

The next poster knows the value of a roll of paper towels in battle.

The Exchange

Oh, Bejabbers, Mr. Orc! I don't have any weapon to attack you with other than this boring old Greatsword! What do I do?!

Simple, little Earny, use This! *Papertowel roll!*

Why, Thankyou, Mr. Orc! Now I'll never have to worry about having a stupid weapon ever again!

*Catchphrase*

The next poster needs some time to think about what I have just done.


Ok I waited almost 11 hours, what I think is I waited to long to end your madness.

The next poster wishes I had finished Tirq off quicker.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Thinking quickly, Tirq makes a hat out of the paper towels, and says, "Hey, Mr. Orc, if you capture me alive, you'll be rich!"

"Why's that?"

"Cause there's a Bounty on my head!"

[rim shot]

The next poster actually thought that was funny.


I didn't see that coming, and yes, I found it hilarious to superimpose Tirq's avatar into that situation.

The next poster is secretly a gnome.

The Exchange

No I'm not. I just have an extremely health love for Explosives, Large Clocks, and Explosives. And Blue hair... yes... Blue hair...

BTW Haladir, you don't know just how much that sounds like something I'd do IRL.

The next poster is a wanna be Mythbuster.

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