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Yep, that is my love, Imrijka the iconic Half-Orc Inquisitor.
No background info on her yet, but she does kick ass.
Oh, Imrijka.
I'd lead an inquisition on investigating her heretical activities, if you know what I mean.
Well...
She sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize.
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China. Tell me
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
I am sorry but I agree with this:
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The picture in the APG of her putting her fist through an undead--man if it weren't so bloody gruesome, I'd order a poster of it and prominently display it in my living room.
Anyway I can get that picture for my desktop?? That would keep people from coming to my cube and bothering me with stupid questions.
Anyway I can get that picture for my desktop?? That would keep people from coming to my cube and bothering me with stupid questions.
Oh, they'd still be asking stupid questions, a great many more I imagine, though not to you but of you if you get my meaning.
Huh. When we decided to get a half-clever and make our "monster hunter a monster" I never really expected "hot" to enter into things. But different strokes I guess...
Now I guess we'll have to get that picture of Kyra and Amiri washing Seoni and Merisiel hair redone.
Damn.
Well...
She sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize.
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China. Tell me
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Nice. ;)
Now I guess we'll have to get that picture of Kyra and Amiri washing Seoni and Merisiel hair redone.
Woot!
I still think half elves are hotter
sorry
Yeah, I really liked her art. I already used her in my game just based on the APG Beta art and Inquisitor class - she didn't have a name yet, and became Salvadora Beckett, Inquisitor. The PCs were duly impressed by the way she looked. I use half-page printouts of NPC/monster art clipped to my DM screen to show them who they're talking to, and when she showed up out of a dark alley (boathouse, technically) they all sat up and took notice as she is clearly a "serious person." It made them nervous that an NPC would carry as many weapons as a PC would. :-)
Hot Half-Orc Chick
Hey, can anyone tell me the ways you can get blindsight quick? Cos I just scratched my eyes out after seeing that.
Now I guess we'll have to get that picture of Kyra and Amiri washing Seoni and Merisiel hair redone.
wait, what? Where is this?
Hey, can anyone tell me the ways you can get blindsight quick? Cos I just scratched my eyes out after seeing that.You best be hating on that goofy monster she's fighting and not on my sweet Imrijka. >=[
Jeremy Puckett
Compared to Tusks, that critter was positively radiant!
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I'll have to throw myself in the "she's kinda hot" category. The tusks I simply ignore (don't feel a thing one way or another about them). However, what I honestly find attractive about her the MOST is the fact that she's not the stereotypical bombshell. She's a big thicker/bigger built. I usually like girls with meat on their bones ^_^
I'll have to throw myself in the "she's kinda hot" category.
You should throw yourself into a pit full of scorpions. Or acid. Or acid-scorpions swimming in acid.
The tusks I simply ignore
Until they tear your face apart when you kiss her (and this can get worse, but let's keep this discussion USK 6)
However, what I honestly find attractive about her the MOST is the fact that she's not the stereotypical bombshell. She's a big thicker/bigger built. I usually like girls with meat on their bones ^_^
I'm okay with some meat on the bones - BUT NOT IF ITS GREEN. Looks like that meat is rotten.
I'm okay with some meat on the bones - BUT NOT IF ITS GREEN. Looks like that meat is rotten.
Haters gonna hate.
Green's also the color of vibrant verdant life.
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I'll have to throw myself in the "she's kinda hot" category.You should throw yourself into a pit full of scorpions. Or acid. Or acid-scorpions swimming in acid.
The tusks I simply ignoreUntil they tear your face apart when you kiss her (and this can get worse, but let's keep this discussion USK 6)
I'm okay with some meat on the bones - BUT NOT IF ITS GREEN. Looks like that meat is rotten.
However, what I honestly find attractive about her the MOST is the fact that she's not the stereotypical bombshell. She's a big thicker/bigger built. I usually like girls with meat on their bones ^_^
1) Well thats a little much ...
2) Less of an obstacle than a lip ring. Don't get me wrong, you won't be doing any face slobbering kisses but generally kissing is still easily doable. Non-issue.
3) Green doesn't really bother me. Its kind of nice for a change of pace thing. Then again I also think blue, purple, and so on isn't bad either (yellow doesn't work though). Heck, look at star wars twi'leks. <shrug>
2) Less of an obstacle than a lip ring. Don't get me wrong, you won't be doing any face slobbering kisses but generally kissing is still easily doable. Non-issue.
It's worth noting that a lip ring is an obstacle to, well, nothing. Seriously.
Ya know I often feel that if Captain James T. Kirk and Captain Jack Harkness were to team up, The universe might become unbalanced by the number of aliens seduced. Not sure if the universe could survive such awesomeness
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Ya know I often feel that if Captain James T. Kirk and Captain Jack Harkness were to team up, The universe might become unbalanced by the number of aliens seduced. Not sure if the universe could survive such awesomeness
Ahem.
I want in on that.
Green's also the color of vibrant verdant life.
Green Is the colour of stuff I feed to my food.
Which might explain the orcish racial phobia of rabbits.
Judge a (wo)man not by the colour of his (her) skin.Anyway, Captain Kirk would disagree with you.
There is a "unless it's green" exception to the upper rule.
And Kirk is a bad example. He'll jump everything with a pulse (and probably has). "1-2-3 okay you had a fair chance."
Ya know Elmister was the same way, except he would jump the undead at list he did that one lich anyhow
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Until they tear your face apart when you kiss her (and this can get worse, but let's keep this discussion USK 6)
You've clearly never made out with a chick with a lip piercing or a tongue stud. You just have to be a little more careful in certain ways. And with a half-orc chick, you be be a lot less careful in other ways. =3
Jeremy Puckett
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I support the growing acceptance of attractive orcy types.
Ooh, that huntress is totally inappropriately dressed for her line of work! :)
As for the Imrijka, "Nobody expects the Orcish Inquisition!"
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Dwarf chicks
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DEM HIPS.
(This is going to turn into an "appreciation of real body type variance in fantasy art" thread, isn't it?)
You know, it would be nice to get a novel about an orcish hero/heroine. Hint hint. ;)
On the other side of things, didn't one PF module have a half-orc gigilo noted as being incredibly handsome and popular with the female clientele? Full orcs might not get a great deal in Golarion as written, but it seems half-orcs potentially have it much better than in most settings.
Ooh, that huntress is totally inappropriately dressed for her line of work! :)
I'm not going to be the one to correct her though!
As for the Imrijka, "Nobody expects the Orcish Inquisition!"
And NOW I can't not imagine Imrijka without her having two sisters in the same trade following her everywhere she goes.
If she should ever be standing over an evildoer with a heavy crossbow in one hand and mutter "vaya con dios" in that husky half-orc voice of hers before delivering the coup de grace, I will follow her to the ends of the earth.
sexy half orcs, what next pretty ogres, seductive trolls. I don't get this new generation of rpgers.
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If she should ever be standing over an evildoer with a heavy crossbow in one hand and mutter "vaya con dios" in that husky half-orc voice of hers before delivering the coup de grace, I will follow her to the ends of the earth.
And NOW she sounds like Vasquez to me.
Stop making Imrijka my most favorite iconic, people! She's already neck and neck with Seelah as it is!