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Paizo Employee Managing Editor

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

Paizo Employee Editor-in-Chief

...

Big nerd.

Contributor

Don't make me startle you!

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

People with custom avatars suck.


GRAB HIS GEM! GET IT!!!! A HUNDRED ELVEN SLAVES TO THE FIRST TO GRAB HIS GEM AND DELIVER IT TO ME!!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Awww, you look like a glam rock mudpuppy, James.

Edit: I wrote Wes instead of James by accident. That must have confused the poor boy to no end.

Paizo Employee Associate Editor

Aww, the carbuncle's puny little hands are so nonthreatening! I bet they'd look really sweet in wee booties.

Osirion

James Sutter wrote:

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

Um, so you're a worm now? Is that an improvement?

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Moff Rimmer wrote:
James Sutter wrote:

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

Um, so you're a worm now? Is that an improvement?

Not if you ask the worms...


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Judy Bauer wrote:
Aww, the carbuncle's puny little hands are so nonthreatening! I bet they'd look really sweet in wee booties.

Oh, I WANT one!

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

The Jade wrote:
Judy Bauer wrote:
Aww, the carbuncle's puny little hands are so nonthreatening! I bet they'd look really sweet in wee booties.
Oh, I WANT one!

Don't you need at least two?


The slave thing is that serious?


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Sebastian wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Judy Bauer wrote:
Aww, the carbuncle's puny little hands are so nonthreatening! I bet they'd look really sweet in wee booties.
Oh, I WANT one!
Don't you need at least two?

I wanted one carbuncle in booties, but now that you mention it, two carbuncles would be... wait, no... I'm on a low carbuncle diet.

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

The Jade wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Judy Bauer wrote:
Aww, the carbuncle's puny little hands are so nonthreatening! I bet they'd look really sweet in wee booties.
Oh, I WANT one!
Don't you need at least two?
I wanted one carbuncle in booties, but now that you mention it, two carbuncles would be... wait, no... I'm on a low carbuncle diet.

Ah. I thought we were talking about making booties out of the carbunkle hide.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Sebastian wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Judy Bauer wrote:
Aww, the carbuncle's puny little hands are so nonthreatening! I bet they'd look really sweet in wee booties.
Oh, I WANT one!
Don't you need at least two?
I wanted one carbuncle in booties, but now that you mention it, two carbuncles would be... wait, no... I'm on a low carbuncle diet.
Ah. I thought we were talking about making booties out of the carbunkle hide.

Hiding carbuncles brings back memories of my early days as a fantastical critter smuggler. Used to bring 'em up from Columbia aboard American Airlines flights. Sharp edges on the lil buggers... haven't been right since.


James Sutter wrote:

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

...I have a sudden urge to go and make little mini treats for the carbuncle.

...I'm being hypnotized aren't I? >.>


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Lilith wrote:
James Sutter wrote:

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

...I have a sudden urge to go and make little mini treats for the carbuncle.

...I'm being hypnotized aren't I? >.>

That is so adorable.


That thing stared at Mr. Fishy with it's soulless eyes. That is no cute.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
James Sutter wrote:

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

That's, um, very phallic.

Shadow Lodge

James Sutter wrote:
Behold!

I half expected the first post in here to say something along the lines of "I have created... (insert something here)!!"

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I don't get it. Did Sutter lose a bet or something?


Ouch. Polymorphed into a lizard gerbil? How much better is that than a giant space hamster? Because it can't be much.

Qadira

Aberzombie wrote:
I don't get it. Did Sutter lose a bet or something?

Nah, they have to use unique avvy's for all employees now.


James Sutter wrote:

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

I like almost all things green except when it flies.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I don't get it. Did Sutter lose a bet or something?
Nah, they have to use unique avvy's for all employees now.

Yeah, I knew that. I was talking about the one he "picked".


I thought that carbuncles are armadillo-like creatures.

Qadira

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I don't get it. Did Sutter lose a bet or something?
Nah, they have to use unique avvy's for all employees now.
Yeah, I knew that. I was talking about the one he "picked".

Well as they say, there is no accounting for taste ;)

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Crimson Jester wrote:
Well as they say, there is no accounting for taste ;)

Mmmmm.....brainnnssss


OPTIC BLAST!!!!


James Sutter wrote:

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Kermit?


*smites the necromancer* Leave the dead to rest!

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

James, are you getting ready to freelance for Geico or something?


No, he switched species to qualify for the HypnoToad PrC.

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