Crimson Jester |
Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.
Longest song in the English language, if I remember correctly. The full song has something like 23 verses.
Samnell |
Knowing is 1/2 the battle... what's the other half?
Watching a bunch of kids in bright primary colors get their faces shot off and wondering why these adults have so much free time that they hang around kids waiting for a chance to teach them a lesson? After a while one gets the impression that they deliberately stage these situations so they can come in and play the hero.
"Shipwreck, Cobra is hijacking the Eiffel Tower! We need you!"
"Sorry, can't come. I'm in the bushes outside Little Jimmy's house watching him play by the pool. I think he's about to slip and crack his head. Anyway he's real close to that butter I smeared over the concrete earlier. Plus I dumped a water moccasin in the deep end just for the hell of it."
"Well ok...as long as there's a snake involved it doesn't count against your vacation time."
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |