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Liberty's Edge

This made my week.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:


What style did you do again? I need to familiarize myself with its weaknesses in case Joss Whedon puts you on his payroll and decides I'm a threat.
Muay Thai, wrestling, basic judo, and just brawling.
Excellent. I shall train in precision-based attacks to counter your furious swings.

It wont be swings he will either take you down with a grapple or attack your knees and bring you down or just smash you with elbows and knees...

Judo and Muay Thai are an interesting mix - although I can see how you would combine the two... most fights the participants end up grabbing each other and both Judo and Muay Thai have very good moves for a clinch.

I would be a fool to let him get that close. Still, I think they make a devestating combination of styles, although I'd have to keep an eye out for where poor overlap might give me an advantage. Still, given his size and perhaps his reach, the first mistake I made would likely be the last.

RPG Superstar 2012

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
This made my week.

I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.


Yeah, I'm searching everywhere and still not finding it.


taig wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
This made my week.
I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.

Is that the guy from the Drew Carey show?


Man, I'm looking like crazy and still not finding that video series. ARRGH!

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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....

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ulgulanoth wrote:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....

Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S

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but replaced with horrible tedium

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ulgulanoth wrote:

but replaced with horrible migranes

FIFY. ;)

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Moorluck wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....
Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S

Yeah...and in my line of work, excitement usually means something has gone horribly wrong.


Moorluck wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....
Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S

Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....
Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
Yeah...and in my line of work, excitement usually means something has gone horribly wrong.

I'm sure I'm not alone in being very glad when you can say your day was boring. ;)

But on the subject, is it true that your vessels primary weapon is to strap you to a torpedo and fire it at attacking ships? And isn't using you in war a violation of The Geneva Convention?

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Jiminy Sunwake wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....
Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)

No fourth! Had the factory shut down, laid off all the workers.


Freehold DM wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:


It wont be swings he will either take you down with a grapple or attack your knees and bring you down or just smash you with elbows and knees...

Judo and Muay Thai are an interesting mix - although I can see how you would combine the two... most fights the participants end up grabbing each other and both Judo and Muay Thai have very good moves for a clinch.

I would be a fool to let him get that close. Still, I think they make a devestating combination of styles, although I'd have to keep an eye out for where poor overlap might give me an advantage. Still, given his size and perhaps his reach, the first mistake I made would likely be the last.

What? I am only 6'0" and 330 last I checked. But it takes a lot to get me mad enough to fight. I am more a laid back guy. All though in my sparring sessions most of the guys I went against wanted to know when I was going quit and give up. I can take a beating and keep moving forward. One of them was going to Marine OCS that summer and the head of the club was going to school for kinesology for a strength and conditioning coach, who by the way has an internship this spring for the Air Force Academy. So these guys are tough.


Freehold if you want a fight assessment of me ask Moorluck I am sure he can give a fair and unbiased view of my reach and all that :D


Jiminy Sunwake wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....
Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)

As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.


huzzah!!!


mine!

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mine!


mnaaaar!!!

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mnaaar?


Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....
Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
Yeah...and in my line of work, excitement usually means something has gone horribly wrong.
I'm sure I'm not alone in being very glad when you can say your day was boring. ;)

You are not.

True Story: The first (and last) time I complained about a boring watch was about fifteen minutes before we dropped an F-14 and its two pilots in the Pacific Ocean (catapult was set 10k pounds too light). The pilots were okay, but things got VERY exciting for a while.

Moorluck wrote:
But on the subject, is it true that your vessels primary weapon is to strap you to a torpedo and fire it at attacking ships? And isn't using you in war a violation of The Geneva Convention?

Not exactly. We don't carry torpedos.

Using me in war would probably be a violation of the Convention. Using me in peace? Well, that's a different kind of story, isn't it?

There's another joke in your statement, LPM. I typed it out, but then made liberal use of the backspace key.


lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

altitude differences.

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lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.


barmetricle pressure gradience.


huzzah!

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_o


Studpuffin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Did I mention how awesome Treppa is?

I'm sure she could stand to hear it more. Once every five minutes from me doesn't seem to be enough.

:D

Meh, I try. I don't often succeed, but at least I keep on truckin', usually. :(


Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Sigh. That does seem to be the problem. ;)


Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_o

Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.


Child is driving me nuts.

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_o
Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.

They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P


umpossible.

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_o
Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.

They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P


umpossible.


yeah....I said it.


huzzah!


mine!


hellaw?

Liberty's Edge

The 8th Dwarf wrote:
taig wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
This made my week.
I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.
Is that the guy from the Drew Carey show?

Yep, he's on every night after David Letterman. And he's the funniest host out there (yes, funnier than Conan).

RPG Superstar 2012

taig wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
This made my week.
I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.

Yes, quite good. Thanks for that.

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_o
Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.

They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P

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I'm so confussed. :/


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
hellaw?

walleh? is that you walleh?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_o
Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.
They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P

It's like watching grass grow in time-lapse photography...


Maybe I should start a separate thread and appeal to the community at large, because I'm coming up with nothing, and by now probably all FAWTLies have seen it.


taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
lynora wrote:
Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*

Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.

Wait.

Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_o
Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.
They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P

It's like watching grass grow in time-lapse photography...

Well put, Badgah.

RPG Superstar 2012

NAKED!!!

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