paizo.com Recent Posts in I Love Spam, I Really do.paizo.com Recent Posts in I Love Spam, I Really do.2012-11-15T22:42:54Z2012-11-15T22:42:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Kajehasehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#122011-11-01T00:07:04Z2011-11-01T00:07:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Geistlinger wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Here's something I got from a bank about an account review. A bank, I must add, that not only do I not have an account with, but have never heard of, and is apparently halfway around the world from me.</p>
<p>But I digress...</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spam Email wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Dear Valued Customer,</p>
<p>ACCOUNT REVIEW NOTIFICATION</p>
<p>ACCOUNTS THAT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED. The main reason
<br />
for this action are</p>
<p>• Billing / Payment Issues
<br />
<b>• Abuse color:black</b></p>
<p>Review your account</p>
<p>Regards,</blockquote>The bolded part is what amuses me, apparently my non-existent bank account is under review for abuse of the color black. XD </blockquote><p>Well, that's not so bad - could have been in the red.Geistlinger wrote:Here's something I got from a bank about an account review. A bank, I must add, that not only do I not have an account with, but have never heard of, and is apparently halfway around the world from me.
But I digress...
Spam Email wrote:Dear Valued Customer,
ACCOUNT REVIEW NOTIFICATION
ACCOUNTS THAT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED. The main reason
for this action are
* Billing / Payment Issues
* Abuse color:black
Review your account
Regards,
The bolded part is what amuses me,...Kajehase2011-11-01T00:07:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Geistlingerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#112011-11-04T23:51:52Z2011-10-31T21:26:06Z<p>Here's something I got from a bank about an account review. A bank, I must add, that not only do I not have an account with, but have never heard of, and is apparently halfway around the world from me.</p>
<p>But I digress...</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spam Email wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Dear Valued Customer,</p>
<p>ACCOUNT REVIEW NOTIFICATION</p>
<p>ACCOUNTS THAT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED. The main reason
<br />
for this action are</p>
<p>• Billing / Payment Issues
<br />
<b>• Abuse color:black</b></p>
<p>Review your account</p>
<p>Regards,</blockquote><p>The bolded part is what amuses me, apparently my non-existent bank account is under review for abuse of the color black. XDHere's something I got from a bank about an account review. A bank, I must add, that not only do I not have an account with, but have never heard of, and is apparently halfway around the world from me.
But I digress...
Spam Email wrote:Dear Valued Customer,
ACCOUNT REVIEW NOTIFICATION
ACCOUNTS THAT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED. The main reason
for this action are
* Billing / Payment Issues
* Abuse color:black
Review your account
Regards,
The bolded part is what amuses me, apparently my...Geistlinger2011-10-31T21:26:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Nodnarbhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#102011-11-01T04:55:38Z2011-10-24T08:13:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hudax wrote:</div><blockquote><p> What were the tips?</p>
<p>I need to know for... for science! </blockquote><p>SCIENCE!Hudax wrote:What were the tips?
I need to know for... for science!
SCIENCE!Nodnarb2011-10-24T08:13:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Hudaxhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#92011-10-24T00:44:33Z2011-10-24T00:44:33Z<p>What were the tips?</p>
<p>I need to know for... for science!</p>What were the tips?
I need to know for... for science!Hudax2011-10-24T00:44:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Name Violationhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#82011-10-23T22:37:22Z2011-10-23T22:37:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bill Lumberg wrote:</div><blockquote> This guy seems to be suggesting that his wife has been deprived for a few months now. How far away from you does she live? </blockquote><p>Hell, how far away from ME does she live.Bill Lumberg wrote:This guy seems to be suggesting that his wife has been deprived for a few months now. How far away from you does she live?
Hell, how far away from ME does she live.Name Violation2011-10-23T22:37:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#72012-11-15T18:57:50Z2011-10-23T22:31:05Z<p>omnomnomnomnom!</p>omnomnomnomnom!Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)2011-10-23T22:31:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Aberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#62011-10-13T17:38:33Z2011-10-13T17:38:33Z<p>SPAM!!!</p>SPAM!!!Aberzombie2011-10-13T17:38:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Bill Lumberghttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#52011-10-23T22:36:56Z2010-07-01T13:58:07Z<p>This guy seems to be suggesting that his wife has been deprived for a few months now. How far away from you does she live?</p>This guy seems to be suggesting that his wife has been deprived for a few months now. How far away from you does she live?Bill Lumberg2010-07-01T13:58:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Spam Vendor (alias of Celestial Healer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#42010-07-01T12:10:39Z2010-07-01T12:10:39Z<p>I've got all the spam you could want right here!!!</p>I've got all the spam you could want right here!!!Spam Vendor (alias of Celestial Healer)2010-07-01T12:10:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Xabulbahttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#32010-07-01T08:50:18Z2010-07-01T08:50:18Z<p>Deep fried spam. Yum!</p>Deep fried spam. Yum!Xabulba2010-07-01T08:50:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.Crimson Jesterhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#22012-11-15T22:42:54Z2010-07-01T02:34:26Z<p>Spam spam wondrous spam!!!!!</p>Spam spam wondrous spam!!!!!Crimson Jester2010-07-01T02:34:26ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Love Spam, I Really do.BluePigeonhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kzbi?I-Love-Spam-I-Really-do#12012-11-15T22:42:54Z2010-07-01T02:33:00Z<p>I got this one in the old e-mail basket, about five minutes ago.</p>
<p><b>Hello, Steve,
<br />
I've heard that your wife is about to give birth to your firstling and you're going to be present at the childbirth.
<br />
You know, two years ago I became a father too, but after I had seen my young wife in labor
<br />
I couldn't bring myself to make love to her for several months.
<br />
So there are a few tips on how to avoid my sad experience.</b></p>
<p>Pathetic, really pathetic.</p>
<p>Comments, remarks, does anyone wish to share the sarcasm and snide comments?</p>I got this one in the old e-mail basket, about five minutes ago.
Hello, Steve,
I've heard that your wife is about to give birth to your firstling and you're going to be present at the childbirth.
You know, two years ago I became a father too, but after I had seen my young wife in labor
I couldn't bring myself to make love to her for several months.
So there are a few tips on how to avoid my sad experience.
Pathetic, really pathetic.
Comments, remarks, does anyone wish to share the sarcasm...BluePigeon2010-07-01T02:33:00Z