Too long has this injustice existed, and it's wrecking our self-esteem. I think we deserve to be just as hated as Trey or Celestial Healer. It's not fair to put us below yappy dogs! We're barely above puppies and kittens, for Desna's sake! Everybody hates those guys!
So all who think that kobolds deserve to be hated too, make yourselves heard!
Smurf.
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Too long has this injustice existed, and it's wrecking our self-esteem. I think we deserve to be just as hated as Trey or Celestial Healer. It's not fair to put us below yappy dogs! We're barely above puppies and kittens, for Desna's sake! Everybody hates those guys!
So all who think that kobolds deserve to be hated too, make yourselves heard!
Snarf.
Thought you...were...yapping dogs.
I resent that!
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.
But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.
Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...
Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.
But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.
Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...
No! Curse you, Sebastian!
Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.
But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.
Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...
~goes off to cry, now that Sebastian's EVIL plan has come to fuition~
Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.
But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.
Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...
Right, just for that, I'm making a Respected and Admired list, and guess who's getting first place!
No! Curse you, Sebastian!Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.
But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.
Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...
Thanks a lot, KC. You just made my life worse! It was bad enough being on the list, then having to share it with Fatespinner. But to have you on the dreaded list. ~shudders~ Ye gads. The Horrors!
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Thanks a lot, KC. You just made my life worse! It was bad enough being on the list, then having to share it with Fatespinner. But to have you on the dreaded list. ~shudders~ Ye gads. The Horrors!
Hmmm...maybe I need to come up with a new list, just for you. I can't think of what that'd be though...
Also, KC, your list is somewhat redundant. Everyone respects and admires me. Duh.
Thanks a lot, KC. You just made my life worse! It was bad enough being on the list, then having to share it with Fatespinner. But to have you on the dreaded list. ~shudders~ Ye gads. The Horrors!No! Curse you, Sebastian!Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.
But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.
Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...
Oh yeah? I'm the victim here! I'm not a freak like you are, I don't belong on his Respected list!
Thanks a lot, KC. You just made my life worse! It was bad enough being on the list, then having to share it with Fatespinner. But to have you on the dreaded list. ~shudders~ Ye gads. The Horrors!Hmmm...maybe I need to come up with a new list, just for you. I can't think of what that'd be though...
Also, KC, your list is somewhat redundant. Everyone respects and admires me. Duh.
Yeah? Well, I'm respecting you and admiring you even more than they do!
Yeah? Well I'm respecting you and admiring you even MORE than they do!Sweet. Be a dear and get me a beer.
Ha! I'll get you two!
Okay, now use the extra one to bludgeon Sharoth to death. I think I'd admire and respect him more if his head was above my hearth.Yeah? Well I'm respecting you and admiring you even MORE than they do!Sweet. Be a dear and get me a beer.Ha! I'll get you two!
~grimaces~ ALRIGHT!!! THAT DOES IT!!! ~thinks and calls Solnes~ Hey there. I need some "special" goodies from your store. Sebastian needs to have a "good time" and there are some goodies that would help out with that.
Oh yeah? I'm the victim here! I'm not a freak like you are, I don't belong on his Respected list!Thanks a lot, KC. You just made my life worse! It was bad enough being on the list, then having to share it with Fatespinner. But to have you on the dreaded list. ~shudders~ Ye gads. The Horrors!No! Curse you, Sebastian!Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.
But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.
Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...
~shrugs~ Whatever. You can continue to delude yourself, but kobolds have always been freaks.
Sebastian, I know that you "respect and Admire" me, but isn't associating me with Kobold Cleaver too evil even for you? Don't I deserve just a little bit better than being associated with
Oh good. I'm glad that somebody is finally respecting and admiring my little boy.
KC, I may let you out of the cage for a little bit tonight.
Sebastian, I know that you "respect and Admire" me, but isn't associating me with Kobold Cleaver too evil even for you? Don't I deserve just a little bit better than being associated withHmmm...should I add goblins in there as well?
Why insult the goblins that way? I thought we enjoyed the way they burn things for fun.
I'm not on either list.
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Go in the garden to eat woooorms!
I'm not on either list.
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Go in the garden to eat woooorms!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm near the top.
I think Sebastian needs to create another list for people who don't warrant mention. I also think that I should be at the top of that list, since I suggested it.
Wait...
~grumbles, snarls and curses~
Welcome to my enemies list DoveArrow.
Uh... thank you?
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Too long has this injustice existed, and it's wrecking our self-esteem. I think we deserve to be just as hated as Trey or Celestial Healer. It's not fair to put us below yappy dogs! We're barely above puppies and kittens, for Cosmo's sake! Everybody hates those guys!
So all who think that Cosmo deserve to be hated too, make yourselves heard!
Fixed.
Fixed.Too long has this injustice existed, and it's wrecking our self-esteem. I think we deserve to be just as hated as Trey or Celestial Healer. It's not fair to put us below yappy dogs! We're barely above puppies and kittens, for Cosmo's sake! Everybody hates those guys!
So all who think that Cosmo deserve to be hated too, make yourselves heard!
Cosmo? Cosmo who?
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Cosmo? Cosmo who?Fixed.Too long has this injustice existed, and it's wrecking our self-esteem. I think we deserve to be just as hated as Trey or Celestial Healer. It's not fair to put us below yappy dogs! We're barely above puppies and kittens, for Cosmo's sake! Everybody hates those guys!
So all who think that Cosmo deserve to be hated too, make yourselves heard!
I think it's some kind of Seinfeld reference. Kramer's first name was Cosmo.
Meh I don't fear Sebastian. He's not as tough as people say :P. And yes that was a purposeful taunt, and no I don't care if I end up on a list or not.
Nice try. He's not going to put you up on his list if he won't put me on there. I'm very hateful, trust me.
Meh I don't fear Sebastian. He's not as tough as people say :P. And yes that was a purposeful taunt, and no I don't care if I end up on a list or not.Nice try. He's not going to put you up on his list if he won't put me on there. I'm very hateful, trust me.
Trust you?!? YOU?!? ~almost falls over laughing~ Oh! That is a good one!
KC: I added you to my list. I hope that helps.
No, he was bumped by Dick Sargent.Right, just for that, I'm making a Respected and Admired list, and guess who's getting first place!Dick York?
How can you tell?
Meh I don't fear Sebastian. He's not as tough as people say :P. And yes that was a purposeful taunt, and no I don't care if I end up on a list or not.Nice try. He's not going to put you up on his list if he won't put me on there. I'm very hateful, trust me.
It's all about being impactful. Not hateful. Impactful.
And tenticles. Sebastian likes tenticles.
I'm his stepsister and I can't even get on the list.
Meh I don't fear Sebastian. He's not as tough as people say :P. And yes that was a purposeful taunt, and no I don't care if I end up on a list or not.
You're sad attempt at reverse psychology will not work. On the other hand, if you were to bribe me with hookers and blow.....
How can you tell?No, he was bumped by Dick Sargent.Right, just for that, I'm making a Respected and Admired list, and guess who's getting first place!Dick York?
What about Sergeant York?
KC: I added you to my list. I hope that helps.
I hate you so much.
Perhaps we should encourage all Paizonians to create a list and place the lizard's name on it.
Edit: Done and done. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go hire some dwarves to do some mining work for me. They're so good at it.
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Too long has this injustice existed, and it's wrecking our self-esteem. I think we deserve to be just as hated as Trey or Celestial Healer. It's not fair to put us below yappy dogs! We're barely above puppies and kittens, for Desna's sake! Everybody hates those guys!
So all who think that kobolds deserve to be hated too, make yourselves heard!
Hey, it took a lot of work to get on that list and stay on it.
Like constantly referring back to the time in 2006 when Sebastian admitted he was wrong about something. He loves it when I bring that up.
Perhaps we should encourage all Paizonians to create a list and place the lizard's name on it.
Edit: Done and done. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go hire some dwarves to do some mining work for me. They're so good at it.
No...mining...bonus...
No...mining...bonus...Perhaps we should encourage all Paizonians to create a list and place the lizard's name on it.
Edit: Done and done. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go hire some dwarves to do some mining work for me. They're so good at it.
But Dwarves are so much better, despite the lack of mining bonus. They are not wanna be little yappy reptile-dogs.