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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Orthos wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Is he in denial?
According to his profile he's in deTexas.

Delightful!


But the climate and weather conditions here make more demands on his pelt. The stressed pelt is then open to infestation by the many opportunistic species that thrive in Texas. The native were-coyotes are better adapted to handle these conditions. They do not require the kind of intensive, year round Heathcare that he does.


But the climate and weather conditions here make more demands on his pelt. The stressed pelt is then open to infestation by the many opportunistic species that thrive in Texas. The native were-coyotes are better adapted to handle these conditions. They do not require the kind of intensive, year round Heathcare that he does.


I heard his doctor asked him for a stool sample and Heathy hit him with the bar version.

The Exchange

We could dip him in Termidor. It is very efective against most pest.

The down side is it's not rated to be applied to pets..... oh.. and it would kill him. :P


How much would it kill him? If it's only mostly dead or less, the new Heathcare policy would cover Miracle men.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
How much would it kill him? If it's only mostly dead or less, the new Heathcare policy would cover Miracle men.

Well lets see, a restricted use termiticide that can't be applied inside a structure..... let me check the label......according to the label if he swallowed any of it at a mix rate of .8%, it could result in Fvnking Dead. ;)


"You rush a miracle man and you get lousy miracles!"


Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
How much would it kill him? If it's only mostly dead or less, the new Heathcare policy would cover Miracle men.
Well lets see, a restricted use termiticide that can't be applied inside a structure..... let me check the label......according to the label if he swallowed any of it at a mix rate of .8%, it could result in Fvnking Dead. ;)

Is there a reliable way of sealing his nose and mouth during the procedure? If so, problem solved.


Flipper wrote:
Say no to this new health care bill. Enough said.

Say NO to being way the hell off topic. Back to caring for pitful lycanthropes!


Rats. Me have posted in bizarro Heathcare thread by mistake!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rats. Me have posted in bizarro Heathcare thread by mistake!

AS....do you happen to read Bizarro Fiction? Just got my first novel in that genre this evening.


Urizen wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rats. Me have posted in bizarro Heathcare thread by mistake!
AS....do you happen to read Bizarro Fiction? Just got my first novel in that genre this evening.

Me was referring to this Bizarro.

I haven't read any Bizarro Fiction (can barely afford occasional Paizo product), but Shatnerquake is very tempting.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I haven't read any Bizarro Fiction (can barely afford occasional Paizo product), but Shatnerquake is very tempting.

I almost did get that. What occurred is that my lil woman wanted to read Puzo's The Godfather ... but wanted it in hardback. I was able to find it used and guaranteed through Amazon for a decent price...but to take advantage of free shipping over $25, I got myself to buy something .... which was this. I expect it to be disgustingly hilarious. :D


All praise Heathansson!


Emperor7 wrote:

Heathy's favorite Harry Potter character?

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
Lovegood
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Have you tried scratching him behind the ear? Rubbing his belly?


Urizen wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I haven't read any Bizarro Fiction (can barely afford occasional Paizo product), but Shatnerquake is very tempting.
I almost did get that. What occurred is that my lil woman wanted to read Puzo's The Godfather ... but wanted it in hardback. I was able to find it used and guaranteed through Amazon for a decent price...but to take advantage of free shipping over $25, I got myself to buy something .... which was this. I expect it to be disgustingly hilarious. :D

Ergh...got edited. Link won't work. I blame the book title.

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Flipper wrote:
Say no to this new health care bill. Enough said.
Say NO to being way the hell off topic.

There was a topic?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Heathy's favorite Harry Potter character?

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

You fell for the trap!

*unleashes the war woofs of hell upon TAD*


Tarren Dei wrote:
Have you tried scratching him behind the rear? Rubbing his smelly?

That's just sick man. Just sick. ;)


Emperor7 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Heathy's favorite Harry Potter character?

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

You fell for the trap!

*unleashes the war woofs of hell upon TAD*

I, for one, happen to love all things Harry Potter.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Jack Hammer wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Have you tried scratching him behind the rear? Rubbing his smelly?
That's just sick man. Just sick. ;)

Only a Jack would go there ...

Sovereign Court

Tarren Dei wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Have you tried scratching him behind the rear? Rubbing his smelly?
That's just sick man. Just sick. ;)
Only a Jack would go there ...

Hey!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Does Anybody Even Read the Posts?

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:
Does Anybody Even Read the Posts?

I didn't read your post, so I'm assuming it's a link to Jenny's website.


*click* *click* *click* *click*

Where's the pr0n.....???


Mr. STFUpy says, "Please read the posts, even."


Urizen wrote:

*click* *click* *click* *click*

Where's the pr0n.....???

Most likely off site.


*click* *click* *click*

I refuse to believe that.

*click* *click* *click*


Urizen wrote:

*click* *click* *click*

I refuse to believe that.

*click* *click* *click*

You'll be clicking the day away with likely no results then.


Say, has this thread gone gaslight?


Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:
Say, has this thread gone gaslight?

Maybe. ;)


*click* *click *click*

KABOOM!

Whoops...


The autistic Drow bibliophile in the bookstore with the revolver. Even my brother could solve this one.


Mycroft Holmes wrote:
The autistic Drow bibliophile in the bookstore with the revolver. Even my brother could solve this one.

Ouch! My woman would agree, though.

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