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[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

ulgulanoth wrote:

thats what the arsnic is for

Arsnic? What's that do?

[The Man]

*sets off anti-slaad bomb*

[Mr.Fishy]

Kills airbreathers.

[Potato Slaad]

breakdances in one corner of the thread

[ulgulanoth]

*places a -pay-to-see-dancing-slaad- sighn*
come folk and see our dancing slaad

[Potato Slaad]

dances to a song from the Nutcracker

[ulgulanoth]

*places a small red tape to isolate the slaads in the dancing pens*

[Twin Agate Dragons]

plays the blue danube on his harmonica

[Potato Slaad]

does a gymnastics floor show across the thread

[Megatron]

Soon I shall harvest all the energon from this thread and return to Cybertron triumphant!

[ulgulanoth]

ok, but before you do could you deal with the slaads....

[Quarry]

glows with a bright white-blue hue

[ulgulanoth]

moves quarry to the centre of the thread for better illumination

[Quarry]

shines with the brilliance of a 180 watt lightbulb

[Potato Slaad]

sits in the corner and quietly meditates

[The Man]

*Keeps everyone down*

[Potato Slaad]

Breaks out into song...

What you want, baby, I got it
What's you need? You know I got it
All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you get home
Hey baby, when you get home, mister

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
I ain't gonna do you wrong because I don't wanna
All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you get home
Hey baby, when you get home, listen

I'm about to give all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
You give me my profits when you get there
Yeah baby, when you get home, oh, yeah, ooh

Your kiss is sweeter than honey
Guess what? So here's my money
All I need is just a little respect when you get home
Baby, when you get home

R E S P E C T
Find out what it means to me
R E S P E C T
Take care, T C B

Oh, a little respect
Yeah, baby, I want a little respect
Now, I get tired, but I keep on tryin'
Runnin' out of foolin', I ain't lyin'
Yes, respect, all I need is respect

All I want, ooh yeah, I want little respect
Yeah, baby, a little respect
Oh honey, sock it to me
Ooh, I want a little respect

[Tossed Slaad]

Good singing, Potato.

[ulgulanoth]

and now we have a singing slaad

[ulgulanoth]

hmmm i think this thread needs referbishment...

[Potato Slaad]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.

[Xuttah]

Sits in easychair, stroking his homunculus, smirking wickedly all the while.

[Infernal Healer]

Xuttah wrote:

Sits in easychair, stroking his homunculus, smirking wickedly all the while.

So that's what they call it now.

[The Gazebo]

*gets moved in by Ulgulanoth*

[Infernal Healer]

Who's the new guy?

[ulgulanoth]

he's our new Gazebo, which will perform the stuff gazebos do that was lacking from the thread

[The Gazebo]

I HUNGER.

[ulgulanoth]

you can eat all the poodles, slaad and anyone else that isn't paying attention

[Crimson Jester]

Why is it so darn cold in here?

[The Gazebo]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Why is it so darn cold in here?

*DEVOURS*

[ulgulanoth]

someone cast a permanent cone of cold here to keep the poodles away...

[Zombie Poodle]

Zombie poodles love the cold!

[ulgulanoth]

should have known....

[Bruno Kristensen]

Would you care for some tea?

[/dalek]

[ulgulanoth]

only if you can reach it over that step...