Miss Kitty |
Miss Kitty wrote:But I have no thumbs? How am I supposed to open the tuna cans if I can't work the opener?YAAR, I can replace one o' yer paws with a hook if you like. Just keep it sharp and ye can use it to open all kinds o' interesting things.
My paws already have hooks built-in, and they still don't work on cans.
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:Also, without those nekkid sweaty monkeys around we can get to all the Jack in the Box tacos!I miss Jack-in-the-Box. I used to get their tacos after my Philosophy class. But then I moved and there aren't any around here.
Where you at? I'm up in the part of Missouri that sticks into Illinois' side.
gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:Where you at? I'm up in the part of Missouri that sticks into Illinois' side.Studpuffin wrote:Also, without those nekkid sweaty monkeys around we can get to all the Jack in the Box tacos!I miss Jack-in-the-Box. I used to get their tacos after my Philosophy class. But then I moved and there aren't any around here.
East Central Illinois, about 50 miles from the Indiana border.
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:East Central Illinois, about 50 miles from the Indiana border.gran rey de los mono wrote:Where you at? I'm up in the part of Missouri that sticks into Illinois' side.Studpuffin wrote:Also, without those nekkid sweaty monkeys around we can get to all the Jack in the Box tacos!I miss Jack-in-the-Box. I used to get their tacos after my Philosophy class. But then I moved and there aren't any around here.
Cool. Midwest FTW!!!
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:Yeah, that's my kind of kitty right there. Covered in sprinkles.
Rawr!
My favorite kind of cat is the one that is far, far, far, far, far, far, far away.
I LURV cats. Especially Nyan Cat.
FIFY
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:No, Fifi. Thats a bad doggie.FIFY
Orange you glad I didn't say Nyan Cat?
Studpuffin |
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Studpuffin wrote:Orange you glad I didn't say Nyan Cat?No.
Well. S#~*!
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Studpuffin |
Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.
They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Ambrosia Slaad |
Conspiracy Buff wrote:Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
And space mollusks [REDACTED] Tom Cruise.
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:And space mollusks [REDACTED] Tom Cruise.Conspiracy Buff wrote:Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?
Ambrosia Slaad |
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?Studpuffin wrote:And space mollusks [REDACTED] Tom Cruise.Conspiracy Buff wrote:Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?Studpuffin wrote:And space mollusks [REDACTED] Tom Cruise.Conspiracy Buff wrote:Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Hehehe, mollusks have tentacles.
Ambrosia Slaad |
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Hehehe, mollusks have tentacles.Studpuffin wrote:I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?Studpuffin wrote:And space mollusks [REDACTED] Tom Cruise.Conspiracy Buff wrote:Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Only the ones in the bottom two castes. The higher ranked mollusks have more "interesting" options... {looks around suspiciously for an eavesdropping oyster}
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:Only the ones in the bottom two castes. The higher ranked mollusks have more "interesting" options... {looks around suspiciously for an eavesdropping oyster}Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Hehehe, mollusks have tentacles.Studpuffin wrote:I am not at liberty to disclose what may or may not have happened or still be happening with mollusks and/or Mr. Cruise.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Are you talking about the first time that happened, or has it happened again?Studpuffin wrote:And space mollusks [REDACTED] Tom Cruise.Conspiracy Buff wrote:Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.They aren't really dragons. Just like giant space slugs aren't actually mollusks.
Well, those are supposed to be aphrodisiacs too!
Mollusks, they improve your sex life or you get the tentacles!*
*brought to you by the Ogasawa Mollusk Concern
gran rey de los mono |
Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.
So, does using the "oil" slow it down in any way?
Studpuffin |
Conspiracy Buff wrote:Actually, what we call oil is actually the bodily secretion of the larval form of a space dragon. He's been gestating at the center of our planet for several thousand years now, slowly filling the Earth's crust with his fluids. Once he's finished, he'll emerge from the planet and devour the sun.So, does using the "oil" slow it down in any way?
Yeah, but once you oil up you can do it a little faster.
Oh wait, what were we talking about?