I have sticks in my head. That is all.
*Holds up sign: *
Caw.
*Distributes road kill*
*eats road kill* Mmmmm....juicy.
*PERCH*
*perches on the other side*
Mmmmm....roadkill
(peeks in ... then rolls through QUICKLY!)
circles the eyeball thing
*holds up sign:*
*sneaks in to steal some eggs*
(rolls stealthily through the grass to the other side and disappears)
Mmmmm....eyeball roadkill
(rolls through bestially)
pecks at the eyeball
SQUACK.
Birds?
circles the thread looking for some roadkill
Oh my, the swallows have returned to Hinkley!
* Dumps bags of muffin stumps on ground *
There you are, dearies.
croak croak CROAK!
What IS that incessant tapping?
*drops into thread from somewhere above, with a net*
Huzzah!
Since I don't have much luck at fishing these days maybe I can catch a bird.
That's okay. I have a pretty tasty imagination.
*tries to net the bird with the sign*
That's okay. I have a pretty tasty imagination.
*tries to net the bird with the sign*
*holds up sign: *
Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw!
Okay.
*preps rocket launchers*
.... Aww dangit. Smart bird.
*disables rockets, sits down to contemplate new plan of attack*
picks at some roadkill
I'm hungry.
Mmmmm.....roadkill.
*has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'.
*has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'.*Holds up sign:*
Caw, caw.
If I can read your sign, how are you imaginary? Unless....
*has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'.
JRHM proposes violence. Shocking. :P
*has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'.JRHM proposes violence. Shocking. :P
Why not? It's a lotta fun. *punts Courtfool*