I have sticks in my head. That is all.
Studpuffin wrote: *Holds up sign: Welcome to the birds nest.*
Caw.
*Distributes road kill*
*eats road kill* Mmmmm....juicy.
Studpuffin wrote: *PERCH* *perches on the other side*
CAW!
CAW CAW CAW!
CAW CAW!
*Peck Peck Peck*
(peeks in ... then rolls through QUICKLY!)
*Caw's at the rolling eyeball*
CAW!
circles the eyeball thing
*holds up sign:You wouldn't like me when I'm angry*
*sneaks in to steal some eggs*
(rolls stealthily through the grass to the other side and disappears)
Mmmmm....eyeball roadkill
(rolls through bestially)
Un-Callous Jack, wrote: Birds? *holds up sign: Yep.*
Caw.
Un-Callous Jack, wrote: Birds? perches on Un-Callous Jack's head
circles the thread looking for some roadkill
Oh my, the swallows have returned to Hinkley!
* Dumps bags of muffin stumps on ground *
There you are, dearies.
CAW!
*Holds up sign: Holy thread necromancy!*
Cawcawcawcawcaw!
*runs off with muffin stumps*
What IS that incessant tapping?
Ed Girallon wrote: What IS that incessant tapping? *stops tap dancing*
*drops into thread from somewhere above, with a net*
Huzzah!
Since I don't have much luck at fishing these days maybe I can catch a bird.
Balrog wrote: *drops into thread from somewhere above, with a net*
Huzzah!
Since I don't have much luck at fishing these days maybe I can catch a bird.
*Holds up sign: Did it work for Wiley Coyote? Besides, most of us are just part of your imagination.*
Caw? Caw.
That's okay. I have a pretty tasty imagination.
*tries to net the bird with the sign*
Balrog wrote: That's okay. I have a pretty tasty imagination.
*tries to net the bird with the sign*
*holds up sign: Nets are full of fail.*
Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw!
Studpuffin wrote: Balrog wrote: That's okay. I have a pretty tasty imagination.
*tries to net the bird with the sign*
*holds up sign: Nets are full of fail.*
Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw! Okay.
*preps rocket launchers*
Balrog wrote: Studpuffin wrote: Balrog wrote: That's okay. I have a pretty tasty imagination.
*tries to net the bird with the sign*
*holds up sign: Nets are full of fail.*
Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw! Okay.
*preps rocket launchers* *holds up sign:Rocket launcher here is suboptimal. I thought you wanted to eat the bird, not scatter them across the continent.*
Caw! Caw.
.... Aww dangit. Smart bird.
*disables rockets, sits down to contemplate new plan of attack*
Balrog wrote: .... Aww dangit. Smart bird.
*disables rockets, sits down to contemplate new plan of attack*
*holds up sign: It's okay, I'll share my road kill.*
I'm hungry.
eats an 18" cheese pizza
*has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'.
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'. *Holds up sign:Like I told Balrog just up page, most of us are imaginary.*
Caw, caw.
Studpuffin wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'. *Holds up sign:Like I told Balrog just up page, most of us are imaginary.*
Caw, caw. If I can read your sign, how are you imaginary? Unless....
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Studpuffin wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'. *Holds up sign:Like I told Balrog just up page, most of us are imaginary.*
Caw, caw. If I can read your sign, how are you imaginary? Unless.... *Holds up sign:I'm like Tyler...*
*Evil stare*
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'. JRHM proposes violence. Shocking. :P
CourtFool wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *has gun* This looks like the perfect place to go bird huntin'. JRHM proposes violence. Shocking. :P Why not? It's a lotta fun. *punts Courtfool*
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