Peck Peck Peck

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Shew, I'm all cawed out! I seriously hate waking up this early in the morning. It means I'll be going to bed early!

[CourtFool]

Again with the little people? Srsly?

[Teagan, the Tengu]

*sticks his beak up CourtFools bum and inhales deeply*

[CourtFool]

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

*sticks his beak up CourtFools bum and inhales deeply*

Oooo!

[Studpuffin]

CAW!

*Holds up sign:What's wrong Teagan? Got a frog in your throat?*

Caaaaaaaaaaaw?

[Crazy Bird Lady]

* Scatters birdseed and peers around nearsightedly. *

Pretty birdies! What shiny feathers...

* Pets Court Fool, mutters, drools. *

[CourtFool]

Yap!

[Studpuffin]

CourtFool wrote:

Yap!

*Puffs up, spreads wings*

CAW!

Hisssssssss!

*eats birdseed*

[CourtFool]

Chases his tail for a few minutes yapping. Then sits down on the ground. After a few minutes, start dragging his bottom on the ground.

[Studpuffin]

CourtFool wrote:

Chases his tail for a few minutes yapping. Then sits down on the ground. After a few minutes, start dragging his bottom on the ground.

*Holds up sign:Oh, that looks like fun!*

*begins scooting around in the grass*

[Crazy Bird Lady]

What strange birdies...

*Tosses popcorn on the ground.*

[Studpuffin]

*eats popcorn*

CAW!

CAW CAW!

[Spearow]

Spearow?

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

[James Jacobs]

Why can't I stop looking in this thread?

[Teagan, the Tengu]

James Jacobs wrote:

Why can't I stop looking in this thread?

Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw...

[Studpuffin]

James Jacobs wrote:

Why can't I stop looking in this thread?

*Holds up sign:Birds are, afterall, dinosaurs.*

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

[Henpecked]

James Jacobs wrote:

Why can't I stop looking in this thread?

CAW! CAW! CAW!

*Holds up sign*
Why are you asking us? Ravens aren't sentient, you know.

[CourtFool]

James Jacobs wrote:

Why can't I stop looking in this thread?

Isn't it obvious? You like to look at peckers.

[Jacobs' Old Girlfriend]

James Jacobs wrote:

Why can't I stop looking in this thread?

I think we both know the reason.

[Ruffled Feathers]

CourtFool wrote:

Ruffled Feathers wrote:

Absurd! Ridiculous! Indefensible!

Some people just don't get it.

Why do you reject the thread? It looooooooves you.

Well, I hate it! That's why I stay here! *SQWAWK!*

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

[Keith Richards]

Studpuffin wrote:

*Carries a 1-pound coconut, gripping it by the husk*

CAW!

CAW CAW!

*drops coconut*

YEOW! Careful wiv dem co-co-nuts, mate!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

[Studpuffin]

Ahem...

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

[CourtFool]

Studpuffin wrote:

Ahem...

CAW!

Oh, yes! I completely agree with you right there.

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CourtFool wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Ahem...

CAW!

Oh, yes! I completely agree with you right there.

*sticks his beak up CourtFools bum and inhales deeply*

[Studpuffin]

CourtFool wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Ahem...

CAW!

Oh, yes! I completely agree with you right there.

*Bird-Poodle high five*

Caw!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

[Studpuffin]

Caw.

Caw caw caw.

Caw caw caw caw.

Caw?

Caw!

CAW!

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

[Studpuffin]

*holds up sign:Yeah, you tell 'em Teagan! Right on!*

[CourtFool]

While I respect your opinion, you seem to be saying the same thing over and over again.

[Studpuffin]

CourtFool wrote:

While I respect your opinion, you seem to be saying the same thing over and over again.

*Holds up sign:Are you asking me to run for mayor?*

Caw?

[Teagan, the Tengu]

*flies after the mayor*

[CourtFool]

Studpuffin wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

While I respect your opinion, you seem to be saying the same thing over and over again.

*Holds up sign:Are you asking me to run for mayor?*

Caw?

No. Politicians don't actually say anything.

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign:That's a good point, but I typically talk using a sign... so...*

[Henpecked]

CourtFool wrote:

While I respect your opinion, you seem to be saying the same thing over and over again.

CAW! CAW! CAW!

*Holds up sign*
It's a troll! Get 'im!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

*does a dance of joy*

[Studpuffin]

Henpecked wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

While I respect your opinion, you seem to be saying the same thing over and over again.

CAW! CAW! CAW!

*Holds up sign*
It's a troll! Get 'im!

*Holds up sign:I think he's just a poodle, though a troll with puffballs of hair and a suitable disguise modifier might be able to pull it off.*

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Studpuffin wrote:

Henpecked wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

While I respect your opinion, you seem to be saying the same thing over and over again.

CAW! CAW! CAW!

*Holds up sign*
It's a troll! Get 'im!

*Holds up sign:I think he's just a poodle, though a troll with puffballs of hair and a suitable disguise modifier might be able to pull it off.*

Unless ther poodle disguise is done with an application the the polymorph spell.

[Studpuffin]

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Henpecked wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

While I respect your opinion, you seem to be saying the same thing over and over again.

CAW! CAW! CAW!

*Holds up sign*
It's a troll! Get 'im!

*Holds up sign:I think he's just a poodle, though a troll with puffballs of hair and a suitable disguise modifier might be able to pull it off.*

Unless ther poodle disguise is done with an application the the polymorph spell.

*Holds up sign:Good point, since Alter Self can give a bird lips.*

[CourtFool]

Scratches at a flea.

[Studpuffin]

*eats said flea, rummages the rest of CourtFool's fur for other parasites*

[Earworm]

Studpuffin wrote:

*eats said flea, rummages the rest of CourtFool's fur for other parasites*

Mwahahahaha! You'll never catch me!

[CourtFool]

Studpuffin wrote:

*eats said flea, rummages the rest of CourtFool's fur for other parasites*

Ooo! Ooo! Aaaaaah, yeah, right there.

[CourtFool]

Earworm wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*eats said flea, rummages the rest of CourtFool's fur for other parasites*

Mwahahahaha! You'll never catch me!

Joke's on you. Nothing in there but air.

[Studpuffin]

Earworm wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*eats said flea, rummages the rest of CourtFool's fur for other parasites*

Mwahahahaha! You'll never catch me!

*Holds up sign:Oh yeah?*

*Jams a pencil in CourFools ear to catch Earworm*