Peck Peck Peck

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign: And if you drop one your eating, no worries about the five second rule since it'll land on its feet!*

[stormraven]

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

*feasts on the carcass of a leopard*

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet! tweet! tweet!

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet! tweet! tweet!

[Bear on a Unicycle]

*rides through the thread chased by a horde of guinea pigs*

[Ginny Pig]

Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

*rides through the thread chased by a horde of guinea pigs*

Wait for me!

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet! tweet! tweet!

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet! tweet! tweet!

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet?

[Studpuffin]

*does a happy dance*

*Holds up sign: Check out my Jig of Awesomeness.*

CAW!

CAW!

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

cawcawcawcawcawcaw......

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet! tweet! tweet!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet!

tweet! tweet!

tweet! tweet! tweet!

[Studpuffin]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*SNORE*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Miserable Old Bitty]

*throws some more birdseed*

There's more where that came from if all you birds would take a crap on the car of those kids who are always playing loud music on my street.

[stormraven]

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

*throws some more birdseed*

There's more where that came from if all you birds would take a crap on the car of those kids who are always playing loud music on my street.

Minimum price for car-crapping is a stanky carcass - cat-sized or better.

Drop me a dead cat and you got yourself a deal... and (as an incentive) I just polished off a burrito and a plate of refried beans. That car will be heavily fouled and stinky when I'm done with it.

[Studpuffin]

*holds up sign:I poo on the cars anyway.*

CAW!

[stormraven]

Studpuffin wrote:

*holds up sign:I poo on the cars anyway.*

CAW!

HEY! Show an avian brutha a little love, here! We coulda scored a dead cat on the deal.

[Studpuffin]

stormraven wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*holds up sign:I poo on the cars anyway.*

CAW!

HEY! Show an avian brutha a little love, here! We coulda scored a dead cat on the deal.

*Holds up a dead raccoon*

*flips sign in other hand: I already have a dead kitty. Want some? *

[stormraven]

Studpuffin wrote:

stormraven wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*holds up sign:I poo on the cars anyway.*

CAW!

HEY! Show an avian brutha a little love, here! We coulda scored a dead cat on the deal.

*Holds up a dead raccoon*

*flips sign in other hand: I already have a dead kitty. Want some? *

You da man! *happy dance* CAW!

[Snöôplatini!]

eats a shark

[The Claw, leader of C.H.A.O.S.]

Snöôplatini! wrote:

eats a shark

You just ate the shark I was mounting a laser on. Curse you Snooplatini!

*shakes fist*

[Teagan, the Tengu]

cawcawcawcawcaw

[Snöôplatini!]

tweet, tweet, hic-qweet

So much for staying sober tonight.

[Vinny da Vulture]

circles the thread looking for some roadkill

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Snöôplatini! wrote:

tweet, tweet, hic-qweet

So much for staying sober tonight.

Are you a male or a female bird?

[Snöôplatini!]

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Snöôplatini! wrote:

tweet, tweet, hic-qweet

So much for staying sober tonight.

Are you a male or a female bird?

I'm an androgynous bird.

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Snöôplatini! wrote:

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Snöôplatini! wrote:

tweet, tweet, hic-qweet

So much for staying sober tonight.

Are you a male or a female bird?

I'm an androgynous bird.

Erk.

[Stormraven88]

Holy cow, this thread has seriously gone to the birds!

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Totters in and sits gingerly on park bench. Sings...

Feed the birds,
tuppence a bag...

Pulls water buffalo carcass out of Purse of Holding and hucks it on the ground

Tuppence, tuppence,
tuppence a bag.

[Snöôplatini!]

dive bombs buffalo carcass and completely consumes it in one fell swoop

[stormraven]

Stormraven88 wrote:

Holy cow, this thread has seriously gone to the birds!

Oy! Are you a doppleganger, or what?!

[stormraven]

Snöôplatini! wrote:

dive bombs buffalo carcass and completely consumes it in one fell swoop

Hmmm.. if a little birdy can eat 10x its body weight and you just downed a water buffalo at 2000 lbs... carry the 1... that means you weigh A LOT for a small bird!

[Studpuffin]

stormraven wrote:

Snöôplatini! wrote:

dive bombs buffalo carcass and completely consumes it in one fell swoop

Hmmm.. if a little birdy can eat 10x its body weight and you just downed a water buffalo at 2000 lbs... carry the 1... that means you weigh A LOT for a small bird!

*Holds up sign: I knew it! Snooplatini can carry a 1-lbs coconut!*

[CourtFool]

I know I have not been around lately. I just wanted to stop by and say, 'Yap!'

[Studpuffin]

CourtFool wrote:

I know I have not been around lately. I just wanted to stop by and say, 'Yap!'

CAW!

*directed toward CourtFool*

[stormraven]

CourtFool wrote:

I know I have not been around lately. I just wanted to stop by and say, 'Yap!'

'Sup, dawg?

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls through)

[Studpuffin]

*Eats Cosmo's Wandering Eye.*

[Bear on a Unicycle]

*Rides through thread, looking for Cosmo's Wandering Eye. Unable to find it, he chases after Snooplatini*

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(lets loose acid, drops out the 'exit' and rolls on out to follow the bear)

[Epic Beard Man]

MY DAGGUM BIKE! GIVE IT TAH ME!

[Studpuffin]

*gives Epic Beard Man his pogo-stick while picking through his beard for ticks*

[Huginn]

CourtFool wrote:

I know I have not been around lately. I just wanted to stop by and say, 'Yap!'

Howdy doggie!

Mmmm, KFC Double Down roadkill-'possum sandwedge! omnomnomnomnomnom....

[Stormraven88]

stormraven wrote:

Stormraven88 wrote:

Holy cow, this thread has seriously gone to the birds!

Oy! Are you a doppleganger, or what?!

Not unless you're a female bird.

[Stormraven88]

Boyo! This thread is filled with all sorts of weird.

[Studpuffin]

Stormraven88 wrote:

Boyo! This thread is filled with all sorts of weird.

*Holds up sign: Welcome to the birds nest.*

Caw.

*Distributes road kill*