"The War on Ice" - A Thread Based Story Based on a post by Xuttah


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"Skeeeeee!" Came the distant cry from the Blizzard.
Bernard looked out across the Snow and Ice. Somewhere out there past the snow blindness were Penguins. They had caught their scent and were hunting him and his companions.
"Penguins!" Bernard pulled a second Ice Axe from his belt as his companions did likewise.


His brain addled by exhaustion and bitter cold Hector the pyromancer thought, "Fire! and lots of it! Yes, I'm sure that's the answer!"

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if this is a word based game should it not be in that section?


Crimson Jester wrote:
if this is a word based game should it not be in that section?

Did I do it wrong?

Crap! I need another beer!

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Crimson Jester wrote:
if this is a word based game should it not be in that section?

Hell No!

Bernard distracted by a mumble, turned and looked at his crazed companion.
"Did you say something?"
A fatal Mistake as he was overcome by the sudden impact against his back of a Penguin in a killing mood.
"Skeeee!" came the terrible cry.
Sprawled on the Snow and ice, he could only cry at the pain of the beak that drove again and again into the back of his head looking to penetrate his skull in search of brains.

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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
if this is a word based game should it not be in that section?

Did I do it wrong?

Crap! I need another beer!

no your fine. Have another one for me.

Liberty's Edge

Jesus appeared, walking on the frigid icy sea.
"Peace, be still," our lord and savior said.
Then, an odd thing happened. A herring jumped out of the ocean and into our lord and savior's hand.

Jesus divided the herring into two.....then four....on and on until he had a googleplex of herrings to feed the penguins.

"Suffer the little penguins unto me," said our lord and savior.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
if this is a word based game should it not be in that section?

Did I do it wrong?

Crap! I need another beer!

no your fine. Have another one for me.

Done! and done... What were we talking about again?


Bernard!!

Disaster!

Summoning his most potent arcane might Hector willed into existence his most post potent fire shield through his exhausted haze.

Fire! ...and lots of it... but would it be enough?

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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
if this is a word based game should it not be in that section?

Did I do it wrong?

Crap! I need another beer!

no your fine. Have another one for me.
Done! and done... What were we talking about again?

No clue ask YD

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
if this is a word based game should it not be in that section?

Did I do it wrong?

Crap! I need another beer!

no your fine. Have another one for me.
Done! and done... What were we talking about again?
No clue ask YD

Just write in Italics with some prose to it and maybe it will survive as part of the story.


Suddenly, though, they heard a great roar. At them from the south came ptarmigans. Hundreds of them.
"We're surrounded!" Bernard shouted.
"Cleave a path to the west!" Espon replied, throwing a fireball into the midst of their foes.

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Posting Blitz!

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The ice erupted furiously to reveal the Gargantuan form of a Penguin, its deep cry washed over Bernard and his companions. The shockwave of the terrible sound put out the fire and drowned them in a storm of icy death.

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