The goal of this game is to use the last line of the previous haiku as the first line in your haiku.

For those who don't know Haiku are small, three-lined poems that are unique for the syllable count 5/7/5.

Exapmle of the game:

My job is the worst
Rat race without any cheese
Can I get a break

Can I get a break
A piece of that Kit Kat bar
One tasty morsel

Eh. Why the hell not?

One tasty morsel
I'd trade a kingdom for it
Starving to death here

Starving to death here
When do I get lunch again?
Not too long to go

Not too long to go
I'll cut you before its through
short time in prison

Short time in prison
But the cuisine here ensures
Never coming back

Never coming back
the way forward is the stars
solar wind calls me

Solar Wind calls me
I let it go to machine
Man I hate strippers

Man I hate strippers
Always asking for money
Can't they share the love?

Can't they share the love?
With all their reindeer gaming
Pass the D20

Pass the D20
But clean it off first, okay?
It's been in your nose

It's been in your nose
For the last twenty minutes:
Give me back my phone.

Give me back my phone
There is so much I must say
While traffic moves on

EDIT: ninja'd by

EDIT2: maybe not?

Edit3: Thanks TheChozyn

While traffic moves on
I stand by the side watching
Thoughts turn to lemon

Saw you jumped on it and deleted for this one ;D

Thoughts turn to lemon
globetrotters, merangue, U2
I like pie the best

I like pie the best
But cake will do in a pinch
I can pinch an inch

I can pinch an inch
I can even run a yard
No fruit by the foot

No fruit by the foot
Of the dying apple tree;
They're all full of worms.

They're all full of worms
These stinking spawns of dread Kyuss
What fine bait they'll make!

What fine bait they'll make!
Laughts the otyugh to itself;
The PCs whimper.

The PCs whimper
As I pull out the minis
Mind Flayer Buffet

Mind Flayer Buffet,
Get the Early Bird Special!
I ate the whole thing.

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Mind Flayer Buffet
Best get these in the fridge quick
Coroners work cold

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I ate the whole thing
Sneakers and everything else
Joggers don't taste good

Joggers don't taste good;
Too salty and stringy meat.
Wendy's is better.

Wendy's is better
Sweeter taste and perfect buns
And so I dumped Gail

And so I dumped Gail
Time to get back in the hunt
Is there still time left?

Is there still time left?
To enter Superstar 2010
I guess I am late.

I guess I am late
In my shiny leisure suit;
Damn, I miss disco.

Damn I miss disco
No girl could resist me 'neath
Shiny mirror balls

Shiny mirror balls
Dancing in the moonlit night
Is that a Werewolf?

Is that a Werewolf?
Or just a Chupacabra?
It is Heathansson.

It is Heathansson
Who gives us those quirky posts.
Does he have rabies?

Does he have rabies?
A virus Pasteur so loathed.
Thank him for clean milk.

Thank him for clean milk,
He who overdrank the well,
Where's the water now?

Where's the water now?
The kind you can drink safely?
World War III for this?

World War III for this?
New classes cause chaos
In a new school.

In a new school now
Nobody knows what I have done
And soon I will Rule.

Corrected to follow the 5/7/5 rule

And soon I will rule
Destroying all in my way
Especially mom

<corrected the first line to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format. Keep up the good work!>

Especially mom
That's who simply must be thanked
For my bedwetting

For My Bedwetting
Perhaps the greatest album
To hit the punk charts

To hit the punk charts
You need a bad attitude
And lots of volume

And lots of volume
bass treble equalizer
a jedi craves not

A jedi craves not
The warm touch of a wookie;
Too many furballs.

Too many furballs
Made the smilodon yack yaks
Feline tumbleweeds

Feline tumbleweeds
Meow across the prairie
Think I'm going nuts

Think Im going nuts
You should talk to my clone or
so the voices say

So the voices say
If only I understood
What language they use

What language they use
Those foul-mouthed, little goblins
I am disgusted

I am disgusted:
Why would they think that I want
Dick Cheney's sex tape?