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The goal of this game is to use the last line of the previous haiku as the first line in your haiku.

For those who don't know Haiku are small, three-lined poems that are unique for the syllable count 5/7/5.

Exapmle of the game:

My job is the worst
Rat race without any cheese
Can I get a break

Can I get a break
A piece of that Kit Kat bar
One tasty morsel


Eh. Why the hell not?

One tasty morsel
I'd trade a kingdom for it
Starving to death here


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Starving to death here
When do I get lunch again?
Not too long to go


Not too long to go
I'll cut you before its through
short time in prison


Short time in prison
But the cuisine here ensures
Never coming back


Never coming back
the way forward is the stars
solar wind calls me


Solar Wind calls me
I let it go to machine
Man I hate strippers


Man I hate strippers
Always asking for money
Can't they share the love?


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Can't they share the love?
With all their reindeer gaming
Pass the D20


Pass the D20
But clean it off first, okay?
It's been in your nose

Silver Crusade

It's been in your nose
For the last twenty minutes:
Give me back my phone.


Give me back my phone
There is so much I must say
While traffic moves on

EDIT: ninja'd by

EDIT2: maybe not?

Edit3: Thanks TheChozyn


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While traffic moves on
I stand by the side watching
Thoughts turn to lemon

Saw you jumped on it and deleted for this one ;D


Thoughts turn to lemon
globetrotters, merangue, U2
I like pie the best


I like pie the best
But cake will do in a pinch
I can pinch an inch


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I can pinch an inch
I can even run a yard
No fruit by the foot

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No fruit by the foot
Of the dying apple tree;
They're all full of worms.


They're all full of worms
These stinking spawns of dread Kyuss
What fine bait they'll make!

The Exchange

What fine bait they'll make!
Laughts the otyugh to itself;
The PCs whimper.


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The PCs whimper
As I pull out the minis
Mind Flayer Buffet

Silver Crusade

Mind Flayer Buffet,
Get the Early Bird Special!
I ate the whole thing.


[delete]

Mind Flayer Buffet
Best get these in the fridge quick
Coroners work cold

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I ate the whole thing
Sneakers and everything else
Joggers don't taste good

Sovereign Court

Joggers don't taste good;
Too salty and stringy meat.
Wendy's is better.


Wendy's is better
Sweeter taste and perfect buns
And so I dumped Gail


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And so I dumped Gail
Time to get back in the hunt
Is there still time left?

Shadow Lodge

Is there still time left?
To enter Superstar 2010
I guess I am late.

Silver Crusade

I guess I am late
In my shiny leisure suit;
Damn, I miss disco.


Damn I miss disco
No girl could resist me 'neath
Shiny mirror balls


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Shiny mirror balls
Dancing in the moonlit night
Is that a Werewolf?


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Is that a Werewolf?
Or just a Chupacabra?
It is Heathansson.

Silver Crusade

It is Heathansson
Who gives us those quirky posts.
Does he have rabies?


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Does he have rabies?
A virus Pasteur so loathed.
Thank him for clean milk.

Liberty's Edge

Thank him for clean milk,
He who overdrank the well,
Where's the water now?


Where's the water now?
The kind you can drink safely?
World War III for this?

Shadow Lodge

World War III for this?
New classes cause chaos
In a new school.

Scarab Sages

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In a new school now
Nobody knows what I have done
And soon I will Rule.

Corrected to follow the 5/7/5 rule


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And soon I will rule
Destroying all in my way
Especially mom

<corrected the first line to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format. Keep up the good work!>


Especially mom
That's who simply must be thanked
For my bedwetting


For My Bedwetting
Perhaps the greatest album
To hit the punk charts


To hit the punk charts
You need a bad attitude
And lots of volume


And lots of volume
bass treble equalizer
a jedi craves not

Silver Crusade

A jedi craves not
The warm touch of a wookie;
Too many furballs.


Too many furballs
Made the smilodon yack yaks
Feline tumbleweeds


Feline tumbleweeds
Meow across the prairie
Think I'm going nuts


Think Im going nuts
You should talk to my clone or
so the voices say


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So the voices say
If only I understood
What language they use


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What language they use
Those foul-mouthed, little goblins
I am disgusted

Silver Crusade

I am disgusted:
Why would they think that I want
Dick Cheney's sex tape?

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