Fear toilet monster
It flees for 1d6 rounds
Has really bad saves
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Chun can work with him
Who is that? I Have no clue
Do I lose geek card?
Do I lose geek card?
Must look where last visited
7-11
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I drank twelve Slushies today
Kill me with a rock[/delete]
Assuming it's night
Is dangerous for vampires
Best to look 'neath doors.
She was so uncouth
I could not believe my ears
Such a foul mouthed beast
What an offal feast!
Puns should be beneath us all
Rise above the pun
Rise above the pun
The jesters nightmare come true
Playful words destroyed
The skull bits add crunch
But the eyes are so gooey
Don't forget the tongue
Don't forget the tongue
They sure don't wanna hear that
But hear it they must
match the one before
that is the name of the game
closing has begun
(Next in line please link to Studpuffin. Welcome to the party.)
To the front counter
Shirley to the front counter
Price check on stank ho
You may have seconds
Eat your fill and drink some too
It's an illusion
My Wisdom is 8??
Can we switch back to point buy?
No cleric for me
No cleric for me
I play fourth edition now
I now heal myself
I now heal myself
So thats what we're calling it
Left hand or right hand?
[ninja'd]Left hand or right hand?
Which one should I pick to lose
Don't steal from the mob
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Why not play a bard?
Well my charisma score sucks
And I'm out of lute
And I'm out of lute
You may think I'm a lyre
Quit harping on me
And a gift for rhyme
Where can I return this to?
There's no gift receipt
Rapt in self-deceit
Better than raped in oneself's seat
Though some would argue
Though some would argue,
That the Eldritch Knight is, duh,
Not really a Knight
Donned armor insight
Though the eye slit can limit
Peripheral sight