The Haiku Game

[The Jade]

His seems heavier
It's his Prince Albert piercings
Rust monsters have at!

[TheChozyn]

Rust monsters have at it!
Yet still they go hungry... Why?
He's filled with plastic

[Haiku Monster]

He's filled with plastic
Sad little toy of a man
Buzz Lightyear is "go"

[Cuchulainn]

Buzz Lightyear is, "go"
Mesmerizing the children
Ahh, no more screaming!

[drunken_nomad]

Ahhh, no more screaming
Worgs inside perimeter?
Screams appropriate

[TheChozyn]

Screams approiate
Because it's time for ice cream
Rocky Road for me

[Charles Scholz]

Rocky road for me
My life has spiraled downhill
My girlfried left me.

[Celestial Healer]

My girlfriend left me
No toilet paper to use.
Used the Enquirer.

[The Jade]

Used The Enquirer
To attract the near brain dead
It's idiot bait

[TheChozyn]

It's idiot bait
That is what I call 4E
Stick with Pathfinder

[Cuchulainn]

Stick with Pathfinder
Iconics intermingled
Wackiness ensues

[Charlie Bell]

Wackiness ensues
Edition wars in this thread
Would make bunnies cry

[Cuchulainn]

Would Make Bunnies Cry
Be an appropriate song
Perfomed by TESLA?

[TheChozyn]

Performed by Tesla?
I think you are confused sir
More like White Lion

[The Jade]

[delete]
Performed by TESLA?
Five Man Electrical Band
Recorded it first
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[The Jade]

"More like White Lion!"
The label exec implored
Getting signed killed us

[Cuchulainn]

Getting signed killed us
His random event table
Dropped it on our heads

[Cuchulainn]

Dropped it on our heads,
he did. Green slime from above.
Some DMs are cruel

[The Jade]

Some DMs are cruel
S'how they work out their issues
Bad childhoods to blame

[Vattnisse]

Bad childhoods to blame
For the strange obsession with
Teletubbies

[underling]

teletubbies (are)
one syllable short, my friend
while still pure evil

[Vattnisse]

While still pure evil,
the smell of broccoli will
lessen over time

Huh. I thought Teletubby was four syllables while Teletubbies was five. Oh well.

[TheChozyn]

Lessen over time
Hopefully that's my waistline
Enlarge spells are bad

[Charles Scholz]

Enlarge spells are bad
They lower PC's AC
But the Benefit?

[Cuchulainn]

But the benefit?
Ask a maiden in distress
Size matters with swords

[TheChozyn]

Size matters with swords
Bigger doesn't always win
Only so much strength

[Cuchulainn]

Only so much strength
As poor Nodwick's knees buckled
Buy Bags of Holding

[Charlie Bell]

Buy bags of holding
Or better yet, pick up a
Handy haversack

[Cuchulainn]

Handy haversack
Does it have the same Deep Thoughts?
Jack would not tell us

[TheChozyn]

Jack would not tell us
He never speaks new phrases
Only in reruns

[The Jade]

Only in reruns
Can you see big Rerun dance
Dee's tellin' mama

[Cuchulainn]

Dee's tellin' mama
That he's "not gonna take it"
Dad, I wanna rock!

[Tensor]

A disco contest
Fly Rerun shakes and grooves it
Raj steps large and wins

I was trying to connect to your's Jade, but didn't make it in on time

[The Jade]

Connecting Cuchulain and Tensor's... next person should connect to Tensor's (Why Rone, for our eventual round robin haiku compendium's continuity?)

Dad, I wanna rock!
But you're telling me to win
A disco contest?!

[TheChozyn]

Raj steps large and wins
I have hung my head in shame
See you on Facebook

[The Jade]

See you on Facebook
ICU in hospital
I see bad food there

[Tensor]

I see bad food there
Wiggling, struggling, it moves now
I shall escape it

[The Jade]

I shall escape it
No prison can hold me long
I've got jet pack shoes

[Cuchulainn]

I've got jet pack shoes
And a stormtrooper blaster
Shoot? No! Run faster.

[TheChozyn]

Shoot? No! Run faster
I don't have to be fastest
Just faster than you

[Celestial Healer]

Just faster than you
Is not a virtue in bed;
Thought it was a race

[The Jade]

Thought it was a race
But it seems the red elves just
Overdid the beach

[Cuchulainn]

Overdid the beach
My back looks like a lobster
Touch me, and I'll screech

[TheChozyn]

Touch me, and I'll screech
I really hate blind dates now
Where's Kim Basinger?

[Cuchulainn]

Where's Kim Basinger?
A true 80's icon, but
no Tonya Roberts!

[Celestial Healer]

No Tonya Roberts!
I don't want any more cake.
Could you pass the pie?

[The Jade]

Could you pass the pie?
Don't mean to me, but by me
I saw who made it

[TheChozyn]

I saw who made it
I also saw who didn't
Rule 1: Cardio!

[Cuchulainn]

Rule 1: Cardio!
The fatties become dinner
No public bathrooms

[The Jade]

No public bathrooms
Won't go no matter the pain
Fear toilet monster!