Not rocket science
Rocket Queen and Rocket Man
Take a Rocket Ride
Take a Rocket Ride
Don't buy tickets from ACME
To chase roadrunners
To chase roadrunners
with shots of fine tequila:
a coyote's dream.
Bring out the gel, O
proud prince of the pompadour,
'cause this Bud's for you.
Bards all love Haiku
and Lim'ricks, performing their
tales and their hymn mix.
You'd think they'd be nice,
and not prone to vice, but they're
a bunch of grim pricks.
A bunch of grim pricks
Grievous wounds from the wererose
Silly lycanthrope
Silly Lycanthrope,
brer wererabbit, your thornbush
trix for baby goats.
Steal his Billy club
Nick his badge while you're at it
Hit the bank at nine
No, Michelle is fine
Caught one in the eye is all
I'm a bad kisser
Good thing he's cross-eyed
Strolled through Vampireville unscathed
Crucifix pupils
Mastery comes soon
Promised the bumpkin reading
Agatha Christie
Three is quite knotty.
A DOUBLE overhand loop:
enough to tie shoes.
Enough to tie shoes
Really, who needs ten fingers?
Pointer-thumb-pinky.
Pointer-thumb-pinky.
I hold them up, she blushes.
Shocker for tight girls.
Sometimes go out Dutch,
flag in hand, fall flat on face,
and then lie there French.
Pahtay anyone?
No one pahtayz like Bhastan
Beer, Tunes, Red Sox, Bliss
Red wants to pole dance?
Get down from there ol' timer!
You're gonna bend it!
You're gone... Upend it,
this table we'd eat at. Trash
memories of you.
Memories of you
In those tight budgie-smugglers.
Best left forgotten.
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Best left forgotten
The Horrible Treatment of
The poor maligned Flumph
An abberant joke.
Two aboleths and a a chuul
walk into a bar...
Walk into a bar
Subdural hematoma
Subtract 5 from INT
Subtract five from ent
Treebeard's relatives surprised
Measure twice, cut once!
The Surly Satyr
Sings Sixteen Sensual Songs.
Sylvan Seductress.
As he rolls in pain
Shattered heart and broken pride
Love makes the world go...