The Haiku Game

[The Jade]

Deserting deserts
Is that kind of like when you
polish the Polish?

[Cuchulainn]

Polish the Polish
Sausage and fry the fries in
The Friar's fryer

[Charlie Bell]

The Friar's fryer,
Not David Fryer, mind you,
Some other poster

[The Jade]

Some other poster
Than Hang in There Baby please
Or Keep on Truckin'

[The Jade]

Or Keep on Truckin'
Or any other pic by
The great Robert Crumb

[drunken_nomad]

The great Robert Crumb
Sitting in CBGBs
Tripped over my foot

[Studpuffin]

Tripped over my foot
then landed straight on my face.
Darn these shoe laces!

[The Jade]

Darn these shoe laces!
Forgot to strip the inmate
Hung corpse means no raise

[Cuchulainn]

Hung corpse means no raise
The office is quieter
Has morale improved?

[Charlie Bell]

Hung corpse means no raise
But I heard that Mammy Graul
Sure likes 'em that way

EDIT: Ninja'd. Ooooh, hard to patch, too.

Sure likes 'em that way,
Live ones for the hangman, cause
Hung corpse means no raise

[TheChozyn]

Has morale improved?
If not, the beatings begin
How long will it take?

[Cuchulainn]

How long will It take
To hunt down the children, while
Disguised as a clown

[Chris Mortika]

Disguised as a clown,
She'd hid in the circus and
Become one of them.

[Charles Scholz]

"Become one of them"
Asmodeus said to her.
"The cost is your soul"

[Celestial Healer]

"The cost is your soul."
That's a pretty steep price for
A bottle of Coke.

[Chris Mortika]

A bottle of Coke
spilled over my PC sheet;
now he sticks to walls.

[Charlie Bell]

Now he sticks to walls
The spider that bit him was
Radioactive

[The Jade]

Radioactive
Paul Rodgers was in The Firm
And Bad Company

[The Jade]

And Bad Company
And even a band called Free
Sing, "It's alright now"

[drunken_nomad]

Sing its alright now
Mama told me not to come
We can work it out

[Treppa]

We can work it out
With logic and reason or
Rants, fists, and flaming

[Cuchulainn]

Rants, fists, and flaming
Dennis Miller and RuPaul
Locked in a steel cage!

[TheChozyn]

Locked in a steel cage
Can't wait until it's yard time
Three hots and a cot

[Charles Scholz]

Three hots and a cot
staring into a starry
night sky - Wonderful

[Chris Mortika]

Night sky: wonderful
swirling colors. Should have built
sunlight bomb before.

[Cuchulainn]

Sunlight bomb before
Alucard gets a chance to
Release the controls

[Vattnisse]

Release the controls,
crank up the stereo and
let chance guide our trip

[Cuchulainn]

Let chance guide our trip
A cruise-controlled purple haze
Break out the Cheetos

[Studpuffin]

Break out the Cheetos,
And the yoohoos, cheez-its, and
other nummy things.

[Celestial Healer]

Other nummy things
Taste better going down than
On their way back up

[Chris Mortika]

On their way back up,
the oh-so-clever party
rued their stealth descent.

[Studpuffin]

rued their stealth descent.
They smelled of evergreen trees?
Look that one up dude!

[Treppa]

Look that one up dude!
The spell list is in the book.
I'm just a fighter.

[Studpuffin]

I'm just a fighter.
So I am not a tier one,
but a wizard is?

[Charlie Bell]

But a wizard is
Subtle and quick to anger
Or so I have heard

[The Jade]

"Or so I have heard!"
Roared the haiku demon lord
"Start with that sucker!"

[Cuchulainn]

Start with that sucker
The giant squid requested
Give it a good scrub

[Studpuffin]

Give it a good scrub
I paid for the premium.
Super deluxe wash.

[Cuchulainn]

Super deluxe Wash
The Reavers did not kill him
He's a cyborg now

[The Jade]

He's a cyborg now
But the ladies don't complain
Technology rocks

[Celestial Healer]

Technology rocks.
Just take a good look at these
Steam-powered sex toys.

[Studpuffin]

Steam-powered sex toys.
I feel a lawsuit coming,
scalding "hot coffee".

[Cuchulainn]

Scalding hot coffee
And a box of Krispy Kremes
A Will or Fort Save?

[Charlie Bell]

A Will or Fort save?
No problem, I have Mettle--
Dipped Pious Templar

[TheChozyn]

Dipped Pious Templar
Fair food is just getting wierd
Is it deep fat fried?

[Charles Scholz]

Is it deep fat fried
or grilled? One tastes good, the other
won't clog arteries.

[Cuchulainn]

Won't clog arteries
With any of my paintings
They are pretty lame

[The Jade]

They are pretty lame
Or rather, pretty and lame
My legless ponies

[Cuchulainn]

My legless ponies
Resting amdist the leaves, were
Stolen by rustlers

[Dragonborn3]

Stolen by rustlers?
I had no way of knowing
This is 500!