The Haiku Game


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Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Forged into a man
Conan found his inner strength
on the Wheel of Pain


On the Wheel of Pain
ABC's brand-new game show
It's death or taxes

Liberty's Edge

It's death or taxes
How certainty is defined
Forget statistics


Forget statistics
The distribution of wealth
Won't alter choices

Scarab Sages

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Won Altar. Choices
Remain for which god to choose
Abadar, Torag?

Shadow Lodge

Abadar, Torag
Aba dar to rag Merry
Christmas Mr. Grinch


Christmas, Mr. Grinch?
Oh, that's changed since you first asked.
It's about gifts now.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

It's about Gifts now.
Don't forget the pagan tree
Winter Is Comming

Liberty's Edge

Winter is coming
Harry and Molly shippers
The window's open

Grand Lodge

The window's open.
For scantily dressed women.
In my apartment.


In my apartment
Not a good place for a still
I love my moonshine

Liberty's Edge

I love my moonshine
My chariot pulled by swans
Can you guess my name?


Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the
Nature of my game

Thank you, Rolling Stones.


Nature of my game?
Ultimately...stay alive!
Im Doctor Moreau

Grand Lodge

I'm doctor moreau.
If I knew who that was I'd
Make a good haiku.

Shadow Lodge

Make a good haiku
roll it in seaweed and rice
dip in wasabi

Scarab Sages

Dip in wasabi:
the plot to assassinate
Jessica Rabbit


Jessica Rabbit
She might as well have been put
In a hentai film


In a hentai film
you will get more and more sex
the less you want it


The less you want it
The more they advertise it
Until you break down

Grand Lodge

Until you break down
the meaning of this sentence:
Oppan Gangnam Style.


Oppan gangnam style
Oppa means older male friend
Gangnam is rich 'hood

Grand Lodge

Gangnam is rich hood
It is well decorated
with gold and jewels


With gold and jewels
You can make a fancy bra
Stripper casts Blindness


Stripper casts blindness
And now the rogue wants his gold
Why can't we be friends?

Grand Lodge

Why can't we be friends
That's never happened to me.
Will i die alone?

Liberty's Edge

Will I dye alone?
Or will someone help me out?
This cloth needs color!

Scarab Sages

This cloth needs color!
Weave the spell "D-D-C-D"
Bobbin Threadbare. Loom.


Bobbin Threadbare. Loom.
Just remember to bleach it
with D-C-D-D.


...with Dizzy DeeDee
Ramones storm CBGB
NYC punkrock


NYC punkrock
good for distracting zombies?
that will never work

Grand Lodge

That will never work.
I see what you did there hobbs.

You sneaky B@@@@@@

Scarab Sages

You sneaky Biggles
dismantled the dishwasher
Give the rack a turn!

Grand Lodge

Give the rack a turn
The iron maiden's cliche.
New kind of torture


New kind of torture
Playing all these forum games
See the bad grammar!

Scarab Sages

See the bad grammar?
It's unconstitutional
Technicality


Technicality:
Another way of saying
"I really messed it up".


I really messed it up
Mumford told his sons' mother
Radio friendly

Grand Lodge

Radio Friendly
Sings overrated crap like
Surface Area


Surface area
Of a circle: pi r squared
US pi is three

Liberty's Edge

"You eh spy? Is three?"
He asked, through a thick accent
It made my head hurt


it made my head hurt
looking at all the numbers
on my last math test

Grand Lodge

On my last math test
well if you had just studied
Oh wait i didn't :)


Oh wait i didn't
NOT think about pondering...
What is the question?


What is the question
if I give you the answer
in the form of it?

Scarab Sages

in the form of IT
Tim Curry terrified us
Frankenfurter's God


Frankenfurter's God
But Columbia's my queen
I love a redhead

Liberty's Edge

I love a red head
Dripping with blood and sinew
Eyes wide in terror


Eyes wide in terror
As the mouth opened and sang
"Lay Your Hands On Me"


Lay Your Hands On Me
Bon Jovi shouted onstage
His dismemberment

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