Relics and dungeons
A Jedi craves not these things
Frightened? You will be!
First you'll be shaken
then rockin' and a rollin'
Groovy. Dynamite!
The Times, they are good
If you like your news without
A shred of substance.
A shred of substance
is good for all encounters
not hordes of allips
not hordes of allips
nor murders of foul black crows
oh, my lost Lenore
Well, two out of three...
not Fibonacci counting
the Count Ah Ha Ha
"Lord of Ubuntu"
Humanity towards others
the royal linux
The Royal Linux
An operating system
With no real power
Well, two out of three
witchdoctors agree that death
is not the answer
Your first line, Nomad
Should be "With no real power"
But it's no big deal
until your next post
reboot for lines not counted
with no real power
He caught a Whopper
and ate a Quarter Pounder
not Royale with Cheese
Your apathy kills
unresponsiveness charming
torture me with love
Torture me with love
Make that Heal check, Baby please
sexual healing
"I have that rulebook!"
That's a silly excuse for
Cheating like a boss.
Cheating like a boss.
mega super stat block, yes
D three rolls a six
D3 rolls a 6?
I thought they made made Puzzle Quest?
That was a good game.
That was a good game
Red Box plus Blue for expert
Oh back in the day
Pick a date, dammit!
German Capuchin monkey
chose incorrectly
He crumbled to dust
as he saw his gamer bro
drinking all his milk
drinking all his milk
drunken milkman driving drunk
swerves upon the curves
Swerves upon the curves
yes, her lovely lady bumps
denied access, Ouch
Denied a sex couch
Dennis returns to his home
Handfasting indeed!
Hand fasting in deed
makes deed happen easier
but gives starving hand
Bud gives star, Ving, hands
Of applause for his role in
That movie, Pulp Fiction
movie, Pulp Fiction
can I get a tasty sip
Ah the Un-cola
Ah, the uncle, la
Such a bit player in life
Fart jokes at Easter
Art jokes a Teaser
bad whoopee cushion placement
law suit now pending
No warning label
congress convenes and debates
Gridlock wins again
Gridlock wins again
I can see for miles and miles
WHO, what, where, am I?
WHO, what, where, am I?
Domo arigato mis
ter roboto I
Terror Bot 01
Going on a scaring spree
Young children wet pants
My mind is scattered
I've forgotten more than I
Ever knew before