The Haiku Game

[Prince That Howls]

This world has gone mad
Nothing makes sense any more
I'm feeling just fine

[Charlie Bell]

I'm feeling just fine
Let me add that it's Friday
And I just left work

[TheChozyn]

"And I just left work"
Though I have two minutes left
Time moves so slowly

[Prince That Howls]

Time moves so slowly
Cappuccino does not help
My god, the colors

[drunken_nomad]

My God, the colors
thick red, misty pink, bone white
chainsaws. parking lot.

[The Jade]

Chainsaws. parking lot
Yep, I came fully equipped
Let's see who's tough now

[underling]

let's see who's tough now
overflowing kitchen trash
I bought an otyugh.

[TheChozyn]

I bought an otyugh
Are they family friendly?
I think it ate Jim

[The Jade]

I think it ate Jim
And I don't mean a Slim Jim
I meant big ol' Kirk

[underling]

I meant big o'l Kirk
he's the captain but today
he wore the red shirt

[drunken_nomad]

he wore the red shirt
out to the garden to weed
woe to the thistles

[The Jade]

Woe to the thistles
For their undoing arrives
The Velcro golem

[Dragonborn3]

The Velcro Golem
Sticks to you like Sovreign Glue
Where is the rubber?

[The Jade]

Where is the rubber?
Not what she wanted to hear
After the loving

[underling]

after the loving
Bob looked at his orc bedmate
no more beer for me

[Patrick Curtin]

No more beer for me
Cayden groaned with hangover
What the hell happened?

[TheChozyn]

What the hell happened?
It all started so sweetly
The Cake is a lie

[Charles Scholz]

The Cake is a lie
Do not be decieved by it
It will make you cry.

[Charlie Bell]

It will make you cry--
Off-Topic Discussions threads.
Please don't feed the trolls.

[Dragonborn3]

Please don't feed the trolls.
Unless you are half-elven
And don't want that hand.

[Charlie Bell]

And don't want that hand,
You know, the one that lets you
Wear an extra ring?

[Prince That Howls]

Wear an extra ring?
How much money did you bring?
I have just the thing

[The Jade]

I have just The Thing
On regular DVD
Buy me the Blu-Ray?

[Prince That Howls]

Buy me the Blu-Ray?
HD DVD for me
Outdated for life

[underling]

Buy me the Blu-ray
of something to make me laugh
mst3k

EDIT: NINJA'ED!

Outdated for life
last post in haiku limbo
not quite fast enough

[Dragonborn3]

Not quite fast enough
To be considered the Flash
Maybe Superman?

[The Jade]

Maybe Superman?
I don't know who to call here
Batman touched my junk

[underling]

batman touched my junk
we were celebrating for
my six hundreth post

[The Jade]

"My six hundreth post"
Underling now Overling
They grow up so fast

[TheChozyn]

They grow up so fast
Silly, little goblin spawn
They breed like rabbits

[Celestial Healer]

They breed like rabbits
Those silly aberrations
Horny aboleths

[TheChozyn]

Horny aboleths
Are better than Wood Golems
splinters anyone?

[The Jade]

Splinters anyone?
Now that's an invite to bed.
Dryads are so hot!

[Haiku Monster]

The Jade wrote:

Splinters anyone?

Now that's an invite to bed.
Dryads are so hot!

Dryads are so hot!

Their heat, like a hundred flames
Why are they on fire?

[TheChozyn]

Why are they on fire?
You ask a silly question
<--- Pyromaniac

[The Jade]

Pyromaniac
It's more than an adventure
It's an ice breaker

[The Jade]

It's an ice breaker
Just ask to borrow her heart
Cuz yours was broken

[TheChozyn]

Cuz yours was broken
I have control of the web
Silly spider fell

[waltero]

Silly spider fell
Alas, poor itsy bitsy.
Beware waterspout!

[Cuchulainn]

Beware waterspout!
I am a licensed plumber
Swinging a big wrench

[Prince That Howls]

Swinging a big wrench
More fun with friends, careful though
Least your friendship end

[The Jade]

Lest your friendship end
You should heed what I'm saying
Don't lend or borrow

[TheChozyn]

Don't lend or borrow
Steal and pillage in their stead
Pirates equal fun

[Dragonborn3]

Pirates equal fun
When ninjas are sneaking up
To stab from behind!

[underling]

To stab from behind!
my fondest dream to kill the
Minstrel of Gondor.

[Dragonborn3]

Minstrel of Gondor.
Sing on, sing on, sing on, or
Else you will die now.

[waltero]

"Else you will die now"?
Merely for lack of singing?
Is this Cheliax?

[Cuchulainn]

Is this Cheliax?
I must have missed a turn,
Please don't eat my soul

[Dragonborn3]

Please don't eat my soul
It is old and tough, too tough
Have this guy's instead.

[TheChozyn]

Have this guy's instead
My purse is too light for you
his seems heavier