The Haiku Game

[Cuchulainn]

Impersonating
Or else nein-ing by proxy
I give it a ten!

[Charlie Bell]

"I give it a ten!"
That's how I got away when
Mugged by a roper

[gran rey de los mono]

Mugged by Al Roker
My forecast wasn't sunny
Bring back Willard Scott

[Cuchulainn]

Bring back Willard Scott
He is only "mostly" dead
Dude owes me money!

[Twigs]

Dude owes me money,
But he kissed the snickersnack.
Got Riddleport Blues...

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Got Riddleport blues,
Sigil quaaludes, Scarred Lands pot
How much for a gold?

[Charlie Bell]

How much for a gold?
Ten silver, last I checked, or
One hundred copper.

[Charles Scholz]

One hundred copper
Kettles sitting on a shelf
Earthquake knocks them off

[The Jade]

Earthquake knocks them off
One by one, this Marvel foe
Alien bad guy

[Cuchulainn]

Alien bad guy
A bug in an Edgar suit
Sugarwater freak

[The Jade]

Sugar water freak!
I told you to never date
A were-hummingbird!

[Cuchulainn]

Aware hummingbird
Awakened by magic spells
Spy-cam familiar

[Haladir]

Spy-cam familiar:
That's the best way to use your
Arcane-bonded owl.

[Cuchulainn]

Arcane-bonded owl
My, such an enchanting fowl!
Swooping sorcery

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Swapping sorcery
and oracular powers
a mystic theurge

[Cuchulainn]

A mystic theurge
Master of mixing magic
M.C. Caster, yo

[Cuchulainn]

Em, see? Castyryo!
It's a very rare flower
That tastes great with cheese

[Midgard Serpent]

That tastes great with cheese,
Bacon, tomato, lettuce
Orc on rye sandwich

[Cuchulainn]

"Orc on Rye Sandwich"
Golarion modern art
Bid starts at five gold

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Bid starts at five gold
then she invests in Facebook
Five million gold!

[Cuchulainn]

"Five meeee-lyun gold!"
Says the familiar villain
I know this plot-line!

[Haladir]

I know this plot-line!
Party walks into a bar
To pick up quest hook.

[Cuchulainn]

Two pick up Quest Hook
Only one can use it, though
Fisticuffs ensue

[drunken_nomad]

"Fisty" cuffs N. Siu
Police profiling Asians
Triads plot revenge

[Charlie Bell]

Triads plot revenge
Yakuza retaliate
Chop socky gang war

[Charles Scholz]

Chop Socky gang war
Hong Kong Fooey step in
All fall down laughing

[Cuchulainn]

All fall down laughing
Rolling on the floor. Hey, look!
Their asses fell off!

[Cuchulainn]

Their assess fell off,
And all their gear, also lost.
Narrow mountain trails

[Cuchulainn]

Narrow mountain trails
Lead past the naval base to
The hidden treasure

[Twigs]

The hidden treasure
When there's money in the ground
There's murder in the air

Shiver my timbers shiver my sails...

[Cuchulainn]

Murder in the air
Rows upon rows of black crows
Up to something fowl

[drunken_nomad]

Up to something foul
Wicked Ozzy this way comes
Pissed out of his mind

[Cuchulainn]

Pissed out of his mind
Does psychic urine smell like
Steamed asparagus?

[drunken_nomad]

Steamed asparagus
Springs from caldera pre-cooked
Need a bit of rice

[Charlie Bell]

Need a bit of Rice
Crushing on Condoleeza
Not Janet Reno

[Cuchulainn]

Not Janet Reno!
Larry Flynt has gone too far.
I'm nauseated

[Haladir]

I'm nauseated.
I just failed my saving throw.
Stupid stinking cloud!

[Charlie Bell]

Stupid stinking cloud:
A new metamagic feat?
It does INT damage

[drunken_nomad]

It does INT damage
Remember your native tongue
Dont speak jibberish

[Cuchulainn]

Don't speak gibberish
The gibbers will laugh at you
Your inflection sucks

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Your invention sucks
Doctor Clayton Forrester
We got movie sign

[Charlie Bell]

We got movie sign
Used the blockbuster thumper
Looks like a big one

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Looks like a big one
Turns out it's a tiny nine
Failed the eye exam

[drunken_nomad]

Failed the eye exam
Sleepwalking backwards through life
Max I eat de leaf

[Cuchulainn]

Max, I eat da leaf!
It make ma head feel funny
I see swirly things

[Charlie Bell]

I see swirly things
Don't even know they're swirly
They are everywhere

[Striker2054]

They are everywhere
What the heck am I thinking
I don't know right now

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I don't know right now
I know the past and future
Immaterial

[Charlie Bell]

Immaterial
Actually, incorporeal
Use the right terms, please

[Kojan of the Shundar-Quah]

Use the right terms, please.
Just sign the form, Sarenrae...
Contractually Bound.