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Liberty's Edge

Poor dead president
A bill left in your pocket
George looks bedraggled

Silver Crusade

George looks bedraggled
Coming out of the basement
Not Curious now

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Knot curious now?
Boy Scouts of America
A great way to learn


A great way to learn
The basics of Pathfinder:
The Beginner's Box!

Liberty's Edge

The beginner's box
This phrase just sounds so naughty
Must. Keep. Thoughts. P.G!


--Must keep thoughts-- "P.G." (?)
Was all the illithid read.
Oh well. Tasty brains.

Scarab Sages

Oh, well! Tasty brains!
My compliments to the chef!
What is the secret?

Liberty's Edge

What is the Secret?
Deodorant or popcorn?
How can it be both?!


How can it be both?!
Shimmer non-dairy floor wax
Tastes great, cleans better

Scarab Sages

tastes great, cleans better
left feeling clean, but hollow
shot-glass of Drano


Shot-glass of Drano
Jigger of gin, dram of rum
Topped with cilantro

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Topped with cilantro
My clothes, not my lunch, that is
Tacos in the car

Liberty's Edge

Taco's in the car
He's a true one-hit wonder
Puttin' on the Ritz


Puttin' On the Ritz
Wilder - Boyd duet. Low point
Of Young Frankenstein

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Of Young Frankenstein,
Son of the Creature and Bride,
Better left unsaid

Liberty's Edge

Better left unsaid
Is better than left undead
Rule 2 - Double Tap!


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

"Ruehl to Double Tap."
Last Action Hero Remake
Dancing Mercedes.


"Dancing Mercedes"?
That's not the Aussie classic.
"Waltzing Matilda!"

Scarab Sages

Walking my tilde
down Diacritical Lane
where the Umlauts live

Liberty's Edge

Where the Umlauts live
Is not where the Down Boys Go
That's in the Eighties

Scarab Sages

That's in the eight eyes!
Critical hit with my lance
versus Spider Queen!


Versus spider queen
Making the wizards richer
Every edition


Every edition,
Anthology or misprint.
Apocryphaphile.

Liberty's Edge

Apocryphaphile
But cryptozoophobic
You've got some issues

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

You've got some issues,
National Geographic,
Dragon, Dungeon too.


Dragon, Dungeon 2...
Never liked those MMOs.
I play tabletop.

Liberty's Edge

I play Tabletop
It's a well-known drinking game
The rules are secret

Scarab Sages

The rules are secret
The dice are blank, so's the board
Who designed this game?

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Who Designed this game?
It is so enjoyable!
Paizo Publishing?


Paizo? Publishing
Dungeon and Dragon again?
It's a dream come true!


It's a dream come true!
Visions of the Hereafter
Bosch's polyptych


Bosch's polyp - TICK!
Modern hardware production
of horrid monsters

Liberty's Edge

Of horrid monsters,
There are many, young hero
Prepare well, or die


"Prepare well, or die!"
Said the stern but dumb foreman
We make good deep hole!


"We make good Depot!"
Said the hardware store builders
In Pidgin English

Liberty's Edge

In Pidgeon English
Everything translates as
"Give me food. I pooped."

Scarab Sages

Give me food. I popped
a marijuana tablet
now I have munchies


Now I have Munchies
I thought Critters Four was worst
Direct to vid dreck


Direct to vid drek:
Sad movies gath'ring dust in
Wal-Mart bargain bins.

Liberty's Edge

Wal-Mart bargain bins
Most curious collections
Pickles and tube-socks?!


Pickles and tube-socks,
Are a bachelor's best friends.
Classy and discreet.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Classy and discreet
got a surplus cadaver?
we take care of it


We take care of it
Bring all your haiku needs here
We're the Paizo squad

(Cue the theme)

Liberty's Edge

We're the Paizo Squad
Proponents of Pathfinder
The Blue Golem's Gang

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

The blue golems gang
Up on the wizard due to
Spell immunity

Liberty's Edge

"Spell: Immunity."
"Uhh, I. M. M. Unity?"
"Seriously, dude?"

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Seriously, Dude?
Playing a Linnorm Lich King?
Not a PC Race!

Scarab Sages

NOT a PC Race!
NO Afro and Tuxedo
in Habbo Hotel!

Liberty's Edge

"In Habbo, ho tell!"
The concierge warns all guests
Don't philander here


Don't Phil Ander here
Phil's awful, so please no more
Impersonating

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